Let's be honest kids, you needed an upgrade.

As the new boss, I'll be modernizing Christmas.

Step one, books with the Santa letters.

Like writing on physical paper?

Guys, no.

The end of year Christmas list.

I don't got time for freaking paper.

And okay, the sleigh.

First off, the reindeer have no voice.

Supposed to finesse the world in one night?

I have a bedtime.

Hello, drones are the future people.

I'll have those babies flying around the world.

Dropping presents like.

Christmas will be efficient and productive.

Forget leaving Santa's cookies.

They threw us all batteries for the drills.

Anna is not even nice with the simple internet shirts.

And come on, elves are out.

Robots are in.

I'll have a toy factory.

Robots doing other work.

With the help of those batteries.

And it won't be in a North Pole.

More like Malibu.

Mia, how I'm going to pay for this?

When I launch my Kickstarter.

Side note, what happens to your face?

You did my makeup.