Who's, who's, who's, uh...

Oh, oh, a whole section? Hi!

Woo!

Def Ro.

Wow.

Green Mile right here, dude.

What's that?

She's saying that's not fair.

Who said that's not fair?

It's Justine.

Justine over there?

What are you doing over there? Get over here!

Did they...

Justine is her name?

Hi, Justine!

What was she saying is not fair?

Also, I love how they have you under a heat lamp like you French fries.

That's very funny to me.

What's she saying?

Forget it.

Forget it?

No, I'm only mad it took that long to say two words.

Say it again.

She said say it again?

No, what was the question?

What was the question?

Yeah, do you remember?

I don't remember.

I didn't hear her.

She, she said that's not fair and then I asked...

Typical gaslighting, by the way.

To ask a question and be like, you asked me.

No, that's not how it works.

Are you sparking up a joint right now?

My man!

What's your name, bro?

Aaron.

Aaron?

Pleasure to meet you, Aaron.

Who you here with?

I'm here with my brother and nephew.

Your brother and your nephew?

Is your brother right next to you?

What's up, man?

Aaron and...

Emmanuel.

Emmanuel?

Emmanuel?

Do you have no legs and no arms?

Yes, sir.

Oh, that's dope, dude!

Wow.

And your boy is iced out over here with a joint and everything.

You got so many chains on you, dude.

You know he's not gonna steal them.

How old are you, brother?

In the front right here.

Fifty-five.

You want oxygen already?

Oh, man, you've been through some shit.

Is the oxygen just because of the elevation?

No, it's because I can't breathe.

It's because you can't breathe?

Well, no shit.

Lung problems?

Yeah, yeah.

I had a fungal infection from Arizona.

A fungal infection from Arizona?

That's probably the best disease you could have left there with,

I'll be honest.

And who are you here with tonight?

Your husband?

Yes!

He's so cute.

Does he keep it in?

Battle boy.

And does he keep it in?

Fifty-five and...

and fifty-seven.

Yeah, you guys aren't even retired yet.

What do you guys do?

House husband?

Women, they're taking your jobs!

And they already got the inside scoop on fellatio.

You about to lose everything.

You better stop with this feminism shit right now, okay?

Homemaker, I love that.

Damn near a pacemaker, but...

What was, like, your dream job?

If you could have done any occupation in the world, what would you have liked to have done?

Flight attendant.

Flight attendant?

Yeah, you've been gay your whole life.

Okay, that's fine.

Well...

We know who doesn't have a nut allergy.

Oh, well, hello.

Elderly madam in the corner.

How old are you, love?

Almost 84?

Shut up.

84. What is your name?

Ann?

Yeah.

What is that?

What is this?

What is this?

Are these good in plenties?

Shut up.

Oh, my God!

Yes!

You are so sweet!

Pleasure to meet you, Ann.

Oh, my God.

I fucking love good in plenties, dude.

If you're wondering what an 84-year-old woman's pussy tastes like...

It's black licorice.

That's so sweet. Thank you for this.

Ann, you're retired now.

Yes, I am.

What did you used to do?

I was an accounting supervisor for Village Inn Pancake House.

That was way too many words. What?

An accounting supervisor?

Yeah, restaurant accounting supervisor.

What was like your dream job growing up?

In the Prohibition?

I just like to deal with people, anything to deal with.

You just what?

I just like people.

I'm not old and deaf, okay?

You don't gotta raise your fucking voice like that.

Jesus Christ.

Ann...

She got in my face.

It was like, I just wanted to be around people.

Alright, fucking chill out.

Before I turn you off.

You just wanted to be around people.

And accounting for a restaurant was around people?

Well, I dealt with the managers and they liked me.

You dealt with the managers and they liked you.

It's because you're fine as fuck.

Got your ankles out and shit, you slut.

She caught it in her pussy and she was like...

I'm gonna flatline that ass.

You got a boyfriend?

No.

No?

I'd like one.

You'd like one?

Let me borrow that oxygen for a minute.

You are so fucking sweet.

I might be 84, but I'm not dead.

She said, I'm not...

She said, I might be 84, but I'm not dead.

Not yet.

Who are you here with, Ann?

My granddaughter.

That's your granddaughter?

She brought me here.

She brought you here?

Yeah.

Thank you for bringing her here.

Yeah.

Did you drive her here?

Can you drop her off later?

And I'll know when you're there too, when I hear...

I love you.

I'll build a boyfriend for you.

Ready?

I'm gonna ask you two things.

Give me three physical traits you like in a guy.

And give me three personality traits you like in a guy.

Well, I like him cute like you.

You like him cute like me?

Better watch your mouth before I take those teeth out.

I'm telling you.

You like him cute?

Okay.

I like him tall.

6'2".

You like him tall?

6'2"?

Bet.

6'1"?

You mind settling?

I like him buff.

You like him buff?

Alright, we're back, Ann.

Now give me personality traits.

Three personality traits you would really look for in another partner.

Alive.

Give me three, bud.

Kind.

Kind.

They have to be funny.

They have to be funny?

That's crazy.

I like to play games.

You like to play games?

Okay.

Like bedroom games or bingo?

Do you mean like actual games?

Actual games?

That's so fucking cute.

When I come inside you, I'm going to yell Yahtzee.

That condom is going to be a fossil.

Oh my goodness.

Ann, give me one more hug.

Come here.

Give me one more.

Pleasure to meet you, sweetheart.

You are so beautiful.

Thank you.

You're so sweet.

You're so sweet.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Go sit down before you get hurt.

Oh man.

Well,

I don't know why y'all still here.

You about to watch something unethical.