Doyouhavetobelike- Like, everytime I say a statement, you'relike, shutthefuck- That's bullshit. You're, like, opposingeverysingleoneofmytakesontheworld.
I'm sorry. Go, go, go, go. Say-
I think I'm a lousyhost. Youhave a problemwiththat?
That's why, like, I was, like, oh, I liketoconnectwithpeopledeeplybecause I thinkthatmakesme, I liketofeelsomething.
That's noteverybody.
I know, usually, people, youknow, theydothesmalltalkandthentheygodeep, youknow, butthen I lovetojustjumpintothedeependbecauseit's, like, I knowfive, sevenminutesorwhateverisfine, butthen, yeah, I neverfeltthatwithyouand, orwhenever
I makefriends, I alwayslovedoingthatsothat I gettoknowtheperson, really, and I thinkyesterdaywasnicetodothat.
Itmakesmefeel a littlemorecomfortable, yeah, and I likeit.
I reallyappreciateit.
Like, lastnight, I feltlikeyouweresuper, superhonestandvulnerableatsometimes.
I wantto.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, andthen I toldyouimmediately, like, I appreciatethatsomuch.
Like, I liveforthesemomentsbecausethesearetheconversationsthat, like, I feellikeeveryoneisstrivingtoget, youknow, like, whenyouchat, like, bullshittingandstuffisfun.
Becauseyourun a companyandthenyoudootherthingsandyouhave a family.
Soit's likereallyhard.
Youspend 20% or 30% ofyourtimetodostandup.
Andthat's likeimpossible.
No, I didn't saythat.
Yousaidthat.
I saidlikeprobably 5% ofmytime.
Like I spend 95% ofmytimedoingstuffthat I'm notgoodat.
Likemanaging.
Like, I don't know.
And I spent 5% ofmytimeonstandup.
Butthat's reallyimpressive.
It's sad.
Yeah.
No, it's justsad.
It's not.
No, it's great.
It's a fuckingquestion, man.
Okay, somysubquestionsare, and I don't think I'veactuallyaskedyouthis, but I thinktheclipsthatwentviralinTaiwan, yourclipsthatwentviralinTaiwanarelikecrowdworkclipsonlikecrossstraightrelationships, likereallypoliticalandstuff.
Um, fromtheliketheTuesdayperformance, thehourthat I heard, likethat's notyourmainthing.
Andlike, howdoyoufeel?
Oh, youknow, theaudiencelikecametoseethat.
Youknow, I, um, I, I thinkpeoplewho, uh, do,
I likehavesomesortoffollowingonsocial.
It's allfromoneclip.
Yeah.
Sowhicheverclipyousee, like, andthenyou'relike, oh, I wanttoseethisguybecausehedoesthis.
Soforthisepisode, I'm justlike, I'm justgoingtotalkaboutstuffthat I actuallycareabout.
I don't careifanybodylistensorcaresaboutthethingswe'retalkingaboutbecausethetwoofuscareaboutit.
Oh, I loveit.
Yeah.
Thattouchedmyheart.
Shouldwehavesex?
Weshould.
I reallywanttodolike a bilingualtourwithyou.
Thatwouldbeawesome.
Yeah, because I feellikewhen I'm talking, especiallyrightnow, I'm doingEnglish, butthere's thisconstanturgeinmybodylike, thistermisbetterwhen I useChineseorsomething.
And I feellike a lotofpeople, especiallylike, I don't know, likefirstgen, secondgens, theythinklikethat.
Yes.
It's a bilingualmindsetandtheyappreciateitwhentheperson.
So I don't know.
Yes, I thinkso, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thinkthere's a marketforit.
Absolutely.
Both.
Becausethat, youknowhowpeople, there's likeTikTokswherepeoplesaylike, oh, youfeeldifferentlyandyouthinkdifferentlywhenyouspeak a differentlanguageandittriggersdifferentemotions.
And I thinkthatis a thing.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Andwhen I, I justwanttoletyouknowthatmyMandarinset, whenwedoittogether, it's goingtobewaybetterthanyourEnglish.
I'm looking, yeah, no, firstofall, you'rewrong.
You'redeadwrong.
But I'm lookingforwardtoit.
Thankyousomuch.
I loveyou, man.
Thankyouforhavingmehere.
Yeah, I loveit.
I loveit.
Bye.
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