Shoot shoot shoot!

Get em get em!

Drive at em!

What the fuck?

Who did you put me?

Hello?

Where are they?

They went over the hill They went over the hill?

Yeah I think so too Oh right here!

Right here right here One one one!

Shoot shoot!

I almost hit the other guy Hit the guy!

Bomb bomb bomb!

Dude make 40 flush!

The other guy is still running 40 flush my ass!

I mean I can show you Let's get the other guy He's not peeking He's not swinging Swing you fucking pussy!

Bro I'm fucking flush I just got shot by his teammate Oh my god!

There's no reason to swing Damn it I fucking hate that Fucking Matafe throwing nades He can't fucking shoot I watched him climb and jump to me I know but I was staring at him for 5 seconds I was swinging You hit a vagina today man I'm not inting That one we gotta do it 40 flush!

How much did you hit him for?

Like 80 fucking Cap!

That's cap I hit him Get a full blue He popped the back you reckon?

Yeah you think so?

Did I make it?

There's another team I don't know how Jens died To a fucking Matafe Show me the slide It's Matafe Bro he told me we were landing at Echo Station Shut up Hal You don't even fly I landed before you I'm in the thingy Wait he just downed somebody Where?

Wait I have no bats by the way Do I go die?

North West Shoot this fucker There's one he's in open Ok I'm currently dying hold up I'll be back soon I fucking hate my team mate I got you purple Not you the other one The other one I fucking hate it What the fuck Bro your name lines up As if you were in the water I thought you were angling the fucker out Where's he at?

He went back I cracked him He's back up now There's two here Fuck man Fuck man Fuck man I'm throwing bang on that thing I'm gonna ult her Fuse open This is not real holy fuck You guys have bats by the way?

I'm going to charge now Gen come here What?

Oh you're charging Hell yeah Did he throw back?

Go go go Oh I don't get it back yet Whoops Bro are you stuck?

Bro holy shit Bro why did you go so early man Fuck I'm bugged man Anyone got ultic spells?

We're already trolling holy fuck The other one's trolling That guy's 1hp Any bats boys?

How do you have no bats?

Because You guys grabbed it all I need ammo though I dropped two Wait I just took the wrong perk Fuck Bro this guy man Oh good I'm still running through my fuse ult Is there energy around here?

No Echo side Bro what else do you need gen?

Ammo that's about it Did you play the game?

I did I have 700 damage what are you doing?

Hey guys Stupid fuck Now I'm dead because of you Please come here I've been asking for 30 seconds now I'm in a phoenix wait No bats no ammo We just killed 3 people There's nothing in there I'll get this bat real quick Alright we're good Beep beep motherfuckers Let's go There's like nothing in I can put a gen on the car That'd be lit I think we put the gen on the car We can get under bridge Should we do a TSM?

That would be funny Wait That would be really funny I have to get out of the car I'm pretty sure I can't just plug it in I can just plug it in That's it And you put the gen on the car And we boost in I'm doing it Let's go Under bridge We're good Oh my god I'm flying It actually blocked the fucking missile Get out Resing Shoot Shoot Run around the corner I'm running around the corner I'm fucking around the wall I'm resing Bro this fucking ping shit is insane Don't worry it's on the car Running up Wait what?

Get it from north I've got it Healing We're good we can stabilize Alright I don't know if we can Are you back there?

No I'm here How's the fucking wire bro I'm good Kill one Yeah I'm swinging are you ready?

Yeah I'm climbing up bro Guys I'm not real Corner He was right behind you He was right in the door Alright we're locked We've actually won the game Actually speaking gibberish Holy fuck Yeah yeah Die boys easy We're locked I can't guys not understand Like come on I know I know why Alright Grab an albatross Here's an albatross I have one I can grab another one Yeah here's two of them Over here Alright I'm moving tents off Go top Sorry no one's on the fucking top Now we're dead I'm moving ten out Watson maybe play the fucking game Nah I'm not gonna grab the ult excels I guess All good Alright Where's gen?

Gen gonna be good It's in 5% guys Bro I actually can't loot with this zipline Put your gen down dude Guys come up Alright We have won the game Zero that means I die That means you not die Hal Yeah Hal It's back to your turn gen Huh?

Bro you are always on his dick No I'm saying you died to the last one You're always on his dick always You're the last one to die Is he your dad?

No You abused your partner We're in a loving relationship Just wanna get back Dead Dead Kill this guy first What?

You're so lost I'm going eco station That's good There's two arks in that guy Hal There's four nades on this guy as well Move them up How long have we camped here?

Like two days right?

It's three days until the event starts But we also have two days in the middle of the event When we're not playing at all Why?

Because one day is group A And the second day is group B And the third day is LCP bracket And then we play finals So we only play 10 games per group?

Yeah Yeah All of us or what?

Imagine the comms then Definitely not you Why?

I think you'd be an alien This guy There's an invisible wall here I can't see on my sight Look at the zone What the fuck?

I can't see it still It's invisible Look at the zone Yeah that's good This is brain dead You said we were going to win the game What the fuck is that monstrosity I can jump on this guy They're kind of fighting over here They're going for the package Go go go I'll be watching What's that fucking in the open?

It's a staircase They're zipping at us Bang one This is not real life This is not real life The bangs dusted We can actually jump on them Yeah Can you CQ?

You can stay high Yeah I'm CQing I'm watching the swing I'm watching the swing Pop crack one shot dead There's another zip on me I think No we're good You can kill him I'm going to hide Go go I need energy Pivot in the water In front of me below Who just flew in?

I just flew in the corner I was on the bottom of the building Another team flying Underneath us We do it again They're going to get banner maybe They're fighting?

Not bad idea I can't hit him I got stunned I'm putting another generator tower down I need ammo They're fighting at far side There's like 10 boxes there Here's a duo by the way maybe underneath us I'm lagging Let's get these kills What are you doing down there?

I'm looting I need energy Kills?

I have 200 Drop me like 40 Let's get these kills I'm trying I'm on the swing right I can barely see them This team is like barely safe They're putting them over here across They're putting them underneath us They're crossing underneath They're in the room One here on the rock That's a big AWP 50 Shmoopin The fuck was that shmoopin dude He's trying to kill me You guys are ass What?

The guy is killing you I'll kill his maybe I don't know I'll give you energy Why did you give him the energy?

You both have no energy I have 80 Double Now I'm fine Why?

We're pretty fucked in end game Jump out and play straight rock Yeah we definitely do Or we can play for the roof And win the game Wait for the roof in front of the team below us No we can put an evac down Jump across They're going They're going underneath I can't tell There's one team on the roof They're probably inside I see them underneath So there's nobody inside There's two on the roof 32 reds down We just go rock then?

Rock is like winning blood The roof is brick I can go there now And you guys can cover me And I can put gen down Like on the wall The only wall that's there You can probably go early Before we get fucked I can smoke myself I'm ult-excelling again They're both logan We can shoot logan One guy inside Look underneath Crypto almost cracked I'm low I have 50 energy now That's not good I can nade roof It's one guy I think Got anything?

60 on the roof They're nading us I'm just putting gen down here They're inside They don't have gen I'm playing stackers They're all coming out the door I killed one Let's go Let's go That was TSM Gaming Oh my god we beat TSM Big cocker Dude I'm telling you We should change our POIs Yeah Mils is really bad Milskywise is awful Let's go echo station Echo is really good Did I just hear oh my god big cock Let's go Big cocker