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Mom, I need to talk to you.
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What is it, sweetie?
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What's wrong?
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I've wanted to tell you this for a long time but I was scared.
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Very scared of how you'd react.
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I can't keep lying to you anymore.
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I'm straight.
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(If straight people had to come out.)
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We are gonna get you laid tonight. I know this girl and she would be perfect for you.
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I'm straight.
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I knew it!
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My weekend was great. I went up to Napa with my fiance.
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-That sounds beautiful. -Yeah...it's beautiful.
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You married at all?
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Uh...No.
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Oh....you have a boyfriend? or...?
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No, actually I'm straight.
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Oh...oh cool...
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(Straight and proud)
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No.
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My ex-boyfriend said we should take a trip.
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Oh you're straight!
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Oh I had no idea.
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It was just like touchdown and touchdown and...Oh my God...
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You guys see her?
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Wow...hands up with it.
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Ok, yeah. we get it. You're straight.
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Yeah, weird. Shut up.
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Maybe you're just confused?
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I mean...it's probably just the face, right?
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I just don't want you to go to hell because you chose to be straight.
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I'm straight.
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I was born straight.
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I can't change who I am.
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There's nothing wrong with me.
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And I accept that.
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Hey, oh, do you mind if I...
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No, not at all.
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Thank you.
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Are you...Are you here with a girlfriend?
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No, I don't have a girlfriend. I...don't swing that way.
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Really?
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Um....I'm sorry. It's just really nice to finally meet another...
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person like you?
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Yeah!
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I'm Nick.
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Lauren.
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Hi!
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Hey.
