On the mouth, because you have so many nerve endings, you want to be like softer, a little bit more meater, take your time.

On the neck, oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

You want to like go a little bit bolder.

And I know that I always say that if your tongue is really like pokey and hard when you kiss someone on the mouth, they're going to be disgusted and throw up in their mouth.

True story.

But when you do it on the neck, it feels good because you have less nerve endings there.

So you want to be a little bit more aggressive.

So girls, sometimes like if you're making out with a guy and you want to kiss his neck, like he might be all crunched up while you guys are making out.

That doesn't mean he doesn't want you to get there, but you just might have to take matters into your own hands just a little bit.

Yeah.

Oh, he's all crunched up.

Don't be afraid to like take him by the jaw and turn his head.

And be bold.

Make that tongue nice and firm.

And do some like figure eights, do some nice hard strokes.

If you suck and bite at the same time, you're entering hickey town.

You're going to give him hickey.

And like hickeys really aren't that big of a deal.

You can take care of them with like, if you just kind of comb them out, like literally with a comb or with ice cubes, they'll go away.

I'm going to interject.

Okay.

Hickeys, in my advice, don't do them.

That's like 1957 and this is 2012.

We've moved past that.

We have iPhones.

So let's not do hickey.

That's my personal thing.

If a girl gave me a hickey, I would never talk to them again.

So I would go no hickey.

That's just my personal.

So fine.

Hickey deal breaker, Mr. MySpace.

That was good.

Okay.

You shut up.

Okay.

That'll make me stop.

See that's a good move.

You go neck to ear.

Neck to ear.

Seamless transition.

It's like a turnpike.

One goes seamlessly into the other.

You don't even have to pay a toll.