Name: 新規則：MAGA 的神奇思維 | 比爾-馬赫實時訪談 (HBO) (New Rule: MAGA's Magical Thinking | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO))
Uploaded: 2024-08-03T03:39:30.000Z
Duration: 9 min 34 s

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And finally, new rule, there's nothing on Earth, not even an assassination attempt, that can't be made just a little worse by adding religion.

最後，新規則是，地球上沒有任何事情，即使是暗殺企圖，只要加上宗教信仰，就會變得更糟。

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Since the bullet that was meant for Donald Trump missed him last Saturday, Republicans have been indulging in an orgy of magical thinking, saying things like,

自從上週六射向唐納德-特朗普的子彈沒有擊中他之後，共和黨人一直沉浸在神奇思維的狂歡中，說了很多類似的話、

Boxing star Jake Paul tweeted about the miracle at Butler Farm showgrounds.

拳擊明星傑克-保羅（Jake Paul）在推特上講述了巴特勒農場表演場的奇蹟。

When you try and kill God's angels and saviors of the world, it just makes them bigger.

當你試圖殺死上帝的天使和世界的救世主時，只會讓他們變得更大。

Which sounds like something a guy who gets hit in the head for living would say.

這聽起來就像一個因為生活而被打得頭破血流的人會說的話。

The internet quickly filled up with images of angels and Jesus protecting Trump, like this one from Congresswoman

互聯網上迅速充斥著天使和耶穌保護特朗普的圖片，比如女議員的這張圖片

Yesterday, there were miracles, and I think the hand of God was there, too.

昨天，奇蹟出現了，我想上帝之手也在那裡。

Steve was also shot, but God was having an off day.

史蒂夫也中彈了，但上帝今天不在。

And, uh, that bullet missed his ear and went into his spleen.

那顆子彈沒打中他的耳朵 卻打進了他的脾臟

And, of course, it was inevitable that someone named Kevin would tweet this video of a flag from the rally that got twisted up in a wire and said, it looks like an angel.

當然，一個叫凱文的人不可避免地在推特上發佈了這段視頻，視頻中是集會上一面被鐵絲纏繞的旗幟，他說，這看起來像一個天使。

Look, it's an angel, and it's wearing a flag.

看，那是個天使，還插著一面旗子。

My point is that Donald Trump, even if you like him, is powerful enough as a past president, a likely future president, and, to be perfectly frank, a cult leader.

我的觀點是，即使你喜歡唐納德-特朗普，但作為一位前任總統、未來可能的總統，以及坦率地說，一位邪教領袖，他已經足夠強大。

From the pharaohs to Julius Caesar to Hirohito, many cultures have tried it.

從法老、凱撒大帝到裕仁，許多文化都曾嘗試過。

The earthly being who is simultaneously divine, or at least god-ish.

同時具有神性或至少具有神性的塵世之人。

I'm the guy who made the movie Religiolus.

我就是製作電影《Religiolus》的人。

And the theme of that movie was, I'm sorry, but religion is stupid and dangerous.

那部電影的主題是：對不起，宗教是愚蠢而危險的。

No one thought that movie was mean-spirited.

沒有人認為那部電影是刻薄的。

Not even the religious people I interviewed.

就連我採訪過的宗教人士也不例外。

I hug everybody, so can I give you a hug?

我擁抱每個人，所以我能擁抱你嗎？

Hey, you didn't have a heart on there, did you?

Well, thank you for what he's Jesus, man.

Thank you for being Christlike and not just Christian.

感謝你們像基督一樣，而不僅僅是基督徒。

That's the way we need to be with religion.

Enough is enough with interpreting every random event as a DM from heaven.

把每個隨機事件都解釋為來自天堂的 DM 已經夠了。

There's a kind of person in this world who loves to see signs in everything, never asking why if God has something to communicate to us, he doesn't just fucking say it.

這個世界上有一種人，他們喜歡從任何事情中看到徵兆，從來不問為什麼如果上帝有什麼要傳達給我們，他不直接說出來。

Why show up in a flapjack or a frying pan or a Walmart and don't get me started on the dog's ass.

為什麼要穿著烙餅、煎鍋或沃爾瑪出現，別讓我從狗屁股開始說起。

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