Yeah, fairly close.

I'd say so.

Very good.

Well, we're going to find out.

I'm going to ask you some questions about your son.

Yep.

Answer them as best you can.

You're going to tell us if your dad was correct, OK?

All right, first question.

When is your son's birthday?

It is the 21st of July, 2008.

True?

No.

How old is your child?

He is 29, 28.

27.

Damn it.

Does your son have any allergies?

Not that I know of.

You do.

It's penicillin.

Oh, my gosh.

Are you kidding me?

What are your daughters' middle names?

We got Giovanna, Louise, Wilson, and she was the one who used the most of her energy.

That was the most energy.

All right.

Let's see if your daughter's middle names are correct.

First of all, what's your daughter's middle name?

It is the 21st of July, 2008.

True?

No.

How old is your child?

He is 29, 28.

27.

Damn it.

Does your son have any allergies?

Not that I know of.

You do.

It's penicillin.

Oh, my gosh.

Giovanna, Louise, Wilson.

We got Evelina, Louise, Wilson, and Giovanna.

Oh, shit.

Can you name your son's girlfriend?

Bianca?

No.

Brielle?

No.

Brianna?

No.

Bobby?

Bianca?

Brielle?

No, I said that.

I don't know anyone by any of those names.

Brianna.

Oh, okay.

Brianna.

Sound familiar?

No.

What is your daughter's favorite band?

Phish.

Yeah.

For real?

No.

How many of your daughter's teachers can you name?

None.

Okay.

How many members of the band Phish can you name?

Trey Anastasio, Paige McConnell, John Fishman, and Mike Gordon.

And their lighted guy is Chris Carruda.

He's the fifth member of Phish.

What grades are your daughters going into?

Oh, man.

So, Grace is in...

Oh, man.

Let's draw the blanks.

What are the names of your daughter's teachers?

Miss Lorraine and Miss Kida for Hazel.

Is that true?

Uh-oh.

Did I mess that up?

Oh, man.

All right, just one more time.

Can we get your son's girlfriend's name?

Oh, I have no clue.

Brianna.

No.

He just told you two minutes ago.

I know.

Brianna?

No.

Brielle.

No.

No.

It took him five times.

Brenna.

Brenna.

Okay, Brenna.

How old is your son?

Late 20s.

What is your son's fiancée's last name?

Oh, it's going to be Gomez, but...

Yeah, but ask him what it is right now.

I don't know.

Your son and his fiancée, do they have a wedding date?

Yes.

What is it?

October 31st.

Are you getting married on Halloween?

No.

Can we get your wife in here to see if she does any better?

When is your son's birthday?

August 23rd.

What's the name of your son's fiancée?

Hernandez. Ariel Hernandez.

When is your son going to get married?

October 24th, 2025.

Can you name any of your son's teachers from when he was in school?

Second grade, I think it was Miss Burns.

Several in high school.

Mr. Green.

O'Byrne.

Dees.

Yeah, I think that's enough.

All right, I'm going to let you go one more time.

What is your son's girlfriend's name?

Not Brielle.

That's good.