You want me to tell you how to get one?

Okay, tell me how to get one.

Because, girl, I sure don't have one.

I already know how to get you one.

I got your back.

You do?

How do I get one?

Okay, somebody has to be behind you that's a boy, and you have to have another boy in front of you, and ask the boy in front of you, do you want to be my boyfriend, and they say no, then you turn to the other person, and then you act disappointed, and then you ask them, and then they'll say yes.

That's how I got mine.

Amen.

Chloe, you got any suggestions on how I get a man?

Yep.

What?

Probably would go to the club somewhere.

Mm-hmm.

Put, like, a dress, a crop top, or some, like, jean shorts.

Okay.

Then put...

Oh, you like that, huh?

And then you put high heels on, but you single-pringle right now.

Yeah, I'm single.

You're very mature for your age.

I know, period.

But I did hear last time you lost your boyfriend.

You mean he lost me.

Oh!

Period.

Period.

Period.