I want to go back to Good Morning America.

This is Hot Ones Versus.

In front of these contestants is a stack of deeply personal questions.

They can either tell the truth.

The people are looking for tea.

Or suffer the wrath of the Last Stand.

Oh, it just hit me.

Whoever eats the most wings loses.

Are you sweating?

I'm sweating.

Boom.

What is happens now?

That's, yeah, I know.

This is the equator.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's you.

That's me.

That's you.

Oh, I definitely just got a whiff of.

Me too.

Did you hit that?

Where you're like, oh.

Yeah, put the fear of God in me.

Yeah, I just got the fear of God put in me.

Yeah.

For sure.

Bring it on.

As your father.

OK.

Bad start.

Yeah, you know it's going to be good.

I've had the joy of watching you grow up.

Now it's your turn.

Rate these Rob Lowe looks throughout the years.

Oh.

On a scale of, we're going to go 1 to 10.

Oh.

What?

That's horrifying.

That hair is terrible.

What's going on here?

Do you think I had curlers?

When would that have been?

Like the 60s or 70s?

This is my first network television headshot.

I'm 15.

OK.

It's 1979.

Oof.

Tough.

And everybody looked like David Cassidy.

Or, frankly, Farrah Fawcett Majors.

Sure.

Yeah.

Two.

Two.

Two.

I'm not going to argue with that.

Oh boy.

I'm about to get murdered.

That's horrible, man.

What's bad about it?

The pose, first of all.

That was back in the day when I listened to photographers.

Just open your legs a little more.

Sure.

Yes.

Not your fault ever.

Glad we're taking shots at random photographers.

They had it coming.

Sure. 2 and 1 half. 2 and 1 half still. 2 and 1 half.

Ooh.

Honestly, an incredibly hard outfit.

That, how have I not seen that?

Look at the pants.

I know.

Yeah.

And the mustache.

And mom looks pretty cool.

Does mom look good?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's like a 10.

That's the best you've ever looked.

For sure.

The best I've ever looked.

I think so.

Wow.

Enough, enough, enough.

I think I survived.

You survived.

I got a 10.

In celebration of the 10, I think it's time to get this going, because I came here to eat.

Dude, I'm touching my eyes once before we do this.

And I have no idea which version this is.

I think these are the really spicy ones.

Are these people out of their fucking minds?

Holy fuck.

Oh, oh, it just hit me.

In the back of my, everywhere.

Oh my god.

Maybe we jumped into this pool a little too.

Oh yeah, I'm definitely going for the milk.

Oh my god.

Why did we eat the wing?

That was really insane.

We didn't have to eat the wing.

OK.

Ow.

My lips are on fire.

I was looking at your face.

But I just remember doing hot ones, and it wasn't like this.

I want to go back to the Good Morning America.

As the co-creators and co-stars of Unstable, we must balance our father-son relationship as creative collaborators.

Admit to a time you pulled the dad card and overruled me during a creative disagreement.

I have drool coming out of the side of my mouth.

OK, I think I'm, oh man.

Whoa, does wardrobe count?

Yeah.

I made you change your entire wardrobe into season two.

I think season two for you is sort of your coming out as an actor, and I think the wardrobe helped.

The wardrobe helped a lot.

Do people blow their nose a lot during this too?

You can do whatever you want.

OK.

I'm blacking out right now.

This is a wild card.

Don't know what it means, but I like it.

One of the greatest joys of fatherhood is being bestowed with a mastery of dad jokes.

You and I will take turns reading dad jokes.

The first one to laugh must eat a death wing.

This is going to be hard for me because I laugh at stupid shit.

What did the police officer say to his belly button?

What?

You're under a vest.

What do you call a fake noodle?

What?

An impasta.

What did one hat say to the other hat?

What?

You stay here.

I'll go on ahead.

No, I'm bad.

What do you call two men who live above a window sill?

What?

Kurt and Rod.

No!

Eat it!

Eat, eat, eat, eat!

You cracked yourself up with the delivery, you dummy.

Kurt and Rod is funny.

That's a funny joke, man.

Oh, Jesus.

Are you sweating?

I'm sweating.

I'm actually, like, bummed that I have to take this bite.

I would be too.

Okay, that's a respectable bite.

I think chewing is good.

I'm sweating at the back of my head.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

This is all right.

Okay, you have appeared in reunion specials for beloved series like Parks and Recreation and The West Wing.

However, name one show that you'd never want to reunite with because the experience was so horrible.

Oh, my God.

Well, I don't think anybody is standing in line for the Atomic Train reunion.

That's not the question.

That's a cop-out answer.

What do you mean?

You don't like how the finished product came out, but you probably enjoyed the experience.

I did, I loved it.

That's not the question.

So it has to be based on the actual experience?

This is tea.

The people are looking for tea.

Oh, they're looking for tea.

But I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings.

Okay, eat the wing.

Okay.

I once did a movie called Crazy Six that I starred in in every scene.

They told me we were shooting it in Prague.

I got there.

We weren't shooting in Prague.

We were shooting in Bratislava.

Not the same thing.

I'm not listening.

They shot my entire part in six days.

I went home.

Then they turned around and shot the entire movie without me.

Okay.

And it was with me, Mario Van Peebles, and Burt Reynolds.

It's probably the best film I'll make all year.

And I never met them.

So that is one that I would never do a reunion of, and I am not eating another one of these damn things.

It's not happening.

There you go.

Wow.

As a second generation Lowe, you've successfully ridden my coattails, thank you, to a promising entertainment career.

That's right.

Let's see how well you know your other fellow nepo babies.

I'll name a celebrity.

Yep.

And you tell me who their famous parents are.

Miss One.

And you eat a Deathwing.

I just ate one.

I'm in pain.

Oh, yeah.

You are so screwed.

Jaden Smith.

Will Smith.

And?

You have to do both?

Yes.

All of them?

Yes.

I'm screwed.

I mean, I know that's Jada, but...

Jada what?

Pink is me?

Yes.

Okay.

This one you'll know.

Dakota Johnson.

Don?

Mm-hmm.

And?

I need everybody to just chill the fuck out for a second.

Dakota Johnson?

Yeah.

It's Don Johnson.

You should count if I know who it is.

No.

Don...

Don didn't have her by himself.

M.

It starts with an M.

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

You didn't even get to...

You flamed out on the second one.

Let me see if I got the other ones in at least.

I'm going to jump to the one I know you don't know.

Okay.

Jamie Lee Curtis.

You're done.

I'll eat the fucking wing.

You're done.

Who was it?

Melanie Griffith.

I said that at the end.

I said...

Did I say that?

I want playback.

You did not say Melanie Griffith.

You'll do the playback on this thing.

Griffith out on the second one.

No, do playback.

You didn't do Melanie Griffith.

And you're going to look like an idiot and an asshole.

I know I have to eat another wing, dude.

That one.

Your mother would be dying.

That's a big bite.

They're actually really tasty.

They're really good.

I know, and it fools you into wanting to eat more of them.

I am so fucked on that bite.

I just ate one.

You're done.

I'm cursing a lot in this.

That's bad, I think.

No, you can't do that.

It's a family show.

I apologize.

I don't normally swear like this.

I'm under duress.

Yes.

I'm panicking.

Oh, it's my card time.

Okay.

You and I co-hosted The Low Files, a series exploring conspiracy theories and unsolved mysteries, I'd like to add, that is hopefully wiped from the internet.

I liked it.

Share the wildest conspiracy theory you actually believe in that would get you laughed out of the room.

And if you're not honest right now, I will know, and I will get mad.