I love the movie.

Appreciate it.

Thanks, man.

Okay.

Oh, God.

This is cool.

It's not every day the husband gets to interview his wife's love interest in a film.

That's kind of crazy.

I don't remember seeing this on the schedule.

Let's dive in, shall we?

So, I saw you posing in a photo with Mrs. Reynolds.

And, I'm sorry, what do you call her?

Do you guys have a nickname or something?

No.

Okay, no.

Just so it's Mrs. Okay.

Anyway, I saw this photo.

It was pretty suggestive.

So, I'm gonna...

I got it right here.

I'm gonna...

I'm gonna get right to it.

How do you explain that?

Is that genetics?

You have some sort of low-angle squat routine to pop that region in that way?

I mean, what's going on here, man?

Are you smuggling pumpkins?

Got a couple of small pumpkins there?

Jesus Christ, my heart is beating like crazy right now.

This reminds me of when I went on that meth journey.

Confront my inner child, and I just...

You went on a meth journey?

I think you mean like ayahuasca, like South American plant known for its medicinal benefits.

Definitely not meth.

You should not be doing a meth journey.

I've been on a meth journey for about six months now.

I mean, I'm not a doctor, but you're probably gonna die.

I don't feel well.

You don't look well.

Let's talk motorcycles here.

Do you ride?

Yeah, a little bit.

What kind of bike do you like to ride?

I mean, anything with two wheels and kickstand, right?

Honestly, I could be anything.

I mean, as far as I know, you just described, you know, riding Stephen Hawking through the Nevada desert in the middle of a summer heat wave.

He's not gonna make it.

Ryan?

Yep.

You want to take a break?

From Blake?

Sure.

Hello, Brandon.

No.

What?

Well, it's not every day the mother-in-law of the leading lady gets to interview the love interest and the man trying to replace my sweet little gummy bear, Ryan.

Let's dive in, shall we?

Should we not dive in?

Mom, it's Ryan.

I wrote all these questions, but don't tell Brandon.

I didn't expect to love him so much, so don't fucking blow this for me.

Oh, my God, that language.

Seriously, can we just...

We don't have to do this.

I mean, I'm not crazy about interviews.

Brandon, I saw the film, and may I say you are incredible in this movie.

On a scale from one to I stop taking my blood thinner medication because if I can't have you, I don't want me.

Mrs. Reynolds, you should probably keep taking your medication, and I'm a little worried about your son.

Like, he's for sure addicted to meth, right?

Goddamn, you're gorgeous.

It creeps up on you.

Jesus, God, no.

Did you know that Ryan lost his father in 2015?

I'm sorry.

Living with Ryan must have been incredibly hard for him.

Bro, I don't feel very comfortable asking this question.

Nope, I got it.

I'll get it.

Here, I can do that.

You're not going to read it?

I will then.

Okay, thank you.

Yeah, that's the one.

It says Ryan would love to have a new dad to have a catch.

And I think he could really use a man in his life.

Hugh is no spring chicken anymore.

Blink once for yes, or blink once for I'd love to be your new dad.

He blinked.

He blinked.

Is this hell?

No, it's Iowa.

That's from Field of Dreams.

It's one of Ryan's favorite movies because he and his late father had so much unresolved sadness.

But pride got in the way, and neither of them were able to find closure.

Ryan thinks Field of Dreams is a true story because he's on meth, and that drug is super scary.

Mrs. Reynolds.

Call me Blake.

I could blow your fucking mind, dog.

Oh, man.

Friend.

Tammy, you're crazy.

No.

It's not every day a guy gets to interview the love interest of his best friend's wife and the guy trying to replace Ryan as a husband and me as his best mate.

Holy shit.

I've never done an interview before, but I've done a lot of things, like crazy things in Australia.

You do understand you can't even get into preschool unless you take a person's life with your own bare hands.

Twice.

Totally.

So, listen, I've just got one question.

What the hell are you doing messing with my best buddy's wife?

Sir, I have no idea what's happening at all today.

But I do have to say, while I have you here, your work in Les Mis, what a triumph.

I mean, I am a huge fan.

You can do it all.

You're a unicorn.

Jawline.

Is this the way he finds the light?

No, no, no.

It's like the light finds him.

That's exactly right.

I was expecting not to like him.

Oh, yeah.

But he is so nice.

Nice.

The nicest guy.

So funny, charming, kind.

Yeah.

What a wonderful guy.

What is ayahuasca?

I think we found the next Wolverine.