Does that ring a bell?

Yeah, it may have sex.

Okay, great.Well, reason for the call today, John, is something just came across my desk, John.

It is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last six months.

If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you.

You got a minute?Name of the company, Aerotine International.

It is a cutting-edge, high-tech firm out of the Midwest awaiting imminent patent approval on a next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications.

Now, right now, John, the stock trades over the counter at 10 cents a share.

And by the way, John, our analyst indicator could go a heck of a lot higher than that.

Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment would be upwards of $60,000.

Jesus, that's my mortgage, man. Exactly.

You could pay off your mortgage.

This stock will pay off my house.

John, one thing I can promise you, even in this market, is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners.

I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few.

And in the case of Aerotine, based on every technical factor out there, John, we are looking at a grand slam home run.Okay, let's do it.

I'll do four grand.

Four thousand, that'd be 40,000 shares, John.

Let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you with my secretary with an exact confirmation.

Sound good, John?

Great.Hey, John, thank you for your vote of confidence, and welcome to the Investor's Center.

Yeah, thanks a lot, man.

Thanks.

Bye-bye.

How'd you fucking do that?

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

Just like that, I made two grand.

The other guys looked at me like I'd just discovered fire.