It's like you've got that supermodel walk.

And that's just a natural walk for you?

Not really.

Not most days, actually.

I usually walk very frumpy.

Really?

I doubt it.

I have to put it on.

Really?

It doesn't come natural.

Really?

No.

But for you, I'm sure it does.

For me, oh yeah, it does.

And I change it to be this walk when I'm out in front of people.

Oh, OK, yeah.

That's my normal walk, and then I change it because I don't want to be too pretty.

So what did you think of me being the surrogate?

Do you mind that I revealed that?

No.

I think it's something everyone needed to know.

And I think that it's a blessing.

And you really blessed my sister and her husband.

I sure did.

I sure did.

It's funny because I am not only the surrogate,

I'm also one of the sisters, the lesser known sisters, that you came to see on the Halloween show.

And yet, still, I'm not invited to all the parties.

I don't know why, but are y'all embarrassed of me?

What is it?

No, it's not.

I wouldn't say it's embarrassed.

I think that maybe it lost in the mail.

Is that what it is?

Yeah.

Yeah.

My texts did not go through.

Yeah.

But because y'all do have a lot of parties.

Now, I really have, I've been invited to one or two, but I have not been invited to the recent ones.

There was a baby shower.

Yes.

I would have brought a gift.

I would have come.

I'll let her know.

Yeah.

Too late now.

But these parties are over the top.

They're incredible.

There was one with all the, that.

That's insane.

Yeah, it's beautiful.

And I must say, my family, and especially my mom, and Kim, and Khloe, and Kylie, they love to go all out.

I think it's literally just me and Kourtney that are very low.

We're like, I need some tequila, and I need a pizza.

I don't need much more than that.

But you would not do something like that?

No.

It would just be pizza and tequila?

Maybe one day.

Yeah.

For my wedding or something.

Right.

And that's not going to be any time soon?

I don't think so.

Because you're different than all of your sisters.

You don't have a baby.

I don't have a baby, no.

You're the only one.

OK.

And does that make you, when you see that everybody's got babies, does that make you want one or realize, no, I don't?

No.

I mean, I have moments where I'm like, do I have baby fever?

Like, do I want a baby right now?

But I don't.

I don't.

I shouldn't say that.

But I'm good.

Like, I can wait for a little while longer.

But it's awesome, because I can play.

I have all these little babies to play with.

So I can play with them and then just give them back.

That's the best way.

That's what I'm saying.

Doesn't that make you see that you have the best of?

And they're all really cute.

Yeah.

It adds a lot of pressure.

They're cute.

But then they also, you can just hand them back when they cry or anything.

Right, exactly.

Right.

Oh my god.

Because then, I was reading the Vogue article, which, congratulations.

Thank you.

You look beautiful.

And this bird was, that was a real bird, obviously.

Uh-huh.

Oh.

Are you scared of birds?

A lot of people are.

I'm not scared of birds.

There was a real bird there, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, they photoshopped it in.

That's what you're saying.

It wasn't that close to your face.

It wasn't that close to my face.

How did they do that then?

Because you do look very calm.

Genius.

But I like, I love animals.

I was playing with the bird.

And it talks.

And it laughs really creepily.

Yeah, I know.

No, I know you like animals because you have horses.

And I love that you're taking time and getting back into riding instead of focusing on, you're working way too much.

Portia rides.

I feel like I heard that.

She doesn't have time to ride anymore.

And she misses it like crazy.

No, it's the worst.

Worst thing I ever did was stopping.

To stop riding.

Now, because Portia's having back and neck problems.

And it's because she stopped riding.

And because it keeps you in such good shape.

And a chiropractor said you have to go back to riding horses because it's so healthy for you.

It's not too bad.

Regimen.

It's great.

She just doesn't have time because she's very busy lately.

All right, I need to see this tattoo that you did.

Oh my goodness.

I can't believe you.

I'll try and do it without messing up my lipstick.

But why would you do this?

I was drunk.

I know.

I was drunk.

I was not thinking clearly.

Of all places to put a tattoo, show people what you did.

In my face.

In it.

All right.

You can see it?

It says meow.

Yeah.

All right.

OK, so wait.

Why meow?

Why there?

It was literally the first thing that came to my mind.

I don't know.

Just like my drunk thoughts.

You were drunk and someone said, do you want a tattoo?

And I was like, meow.

Meow.

Yeah, exactly.

Exactly.

I kind of like, I feel like it would have been a good place to put something.

I mean, it is something I don't want said.

Never mind.

Forget it.

I was going to say like a boyfriend's name or something.

And I'm like, well, it is something.

But wait.

I know we're out of time, but this is important.

And it doesn't even matter if it airs.

But I need to know.

I would think that that would be the worst place.

I mean, wouldn't that, didn't that hurt?

No, because you were drunk.

It's like, yeah, right.

But it's also like, it's just like fattiness.

I don't even know what this is.

Is it a muscle?

Fat?

Whatever.

It's not a muscle, but it's flesh.

Yeah, but it's not bone.

Like, bone hurts really bad.

I have like finger tattoos here.

And you can't even see them.

But that one hurt.

You have white tattoos?

Yeah, it's like a little white heart.

You can't see it.

What's the point?

My first one was a white dot.

Can you see it?

You got a white dot?

Because I just wanted to know what it felt like.

All my friends have them.

I was like, I just want to know what it feels like.

So you got a white dot.

And I can't see it.

Nope, you can't see it.

But that's kind of the point.

Yeah.

Don't you do that to me.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to.

All right.

We're going to play a game, OK?

Yeah, let's do it.

All right.

We're going to be back.

You're so tall.

I'll do this.

You can't even see my legs.

You're so tall.

No, but you're wearing heels.

Let's be fair.

Yeah.

I could have worn.

You should have warned me.

I would have worn sneakers.

What do you mean, warn you?

This is all I wear.

How tall are you?

I'm 5'11".

5'11".

Well, you'd still be taller.

OK.

So we're with Kendall Jenner.

And you love Heads Up.

Yeah.

I love it.

I'm obsessed.

That is my app.

You know, that's my app.

I see your little face on there.

My little face is on there.

So I thought in honor of the two of us being cover models, we would play.

How dare you?

We would play Act It Out.

But first, we're going to need some high fashion flute and clothes to wear.

So we'll put those on, OK?

Cool, let's do it.

Oh, where are we going?

This way.

Am I following you?

Oh.

I was going to walk like you.

OK.

Oh.

Amazing.

All right.

So here's how we play.

We're going to take turns acting out clues to get the other person to guess the word in the monitor behind us.

We each have a minute to get the other person to guess as many as we can.

Since you're the guest, I will let you go first.

Perfect.

So all right.

So nerve wracking.

Oh, OK.

Selfie.

Yeah.

Plucking your eyebrows.

Yeah.

Popping champagne.

Yeah.

Uh.

YMCA.

No.

Uh.

I don't even know.

Oh.

No, come on.

Rockettes.

Cheerleader.

Yes, there you go.

Sprained your ankle.

You broke the heel.

Yes.

Hula hoop.

Pantyhose.

Putting on pantyhose.

Putting on Spanx.

You got it.

Oh, you won an award.