Uh...

I remember one time, I was traveling...

And I was in the airport...

And I was late for a flight, so I was...

Hauling, tail, running, sprinting...

I was so late for my flight that there was, like, nobody else around...

Because they had already gotten on all their flights...

And I still had to go through security, because I...

Time!

I forgot to look at the clock...

Uh, anyway, so I get to the security...

And they stop me, and they say...

Hi, honey!

Hi! And I was like, oh god, the second you said that...

I already know where this conversation's going...

And so, like, when I know somebody's about to do that to me...

Because they don't know...

I almost sound like...

Hey, what's up?

And I just try and get as...

I get, like, as stiff and as, like...

Cool as I possibly can...

Hi, honey!

Hi! Hi, sweetie, where are you going?

How old are you?

38.

And I'm late, so move out of my way...

Scan my bag and get...

You know, just stuff like that.

Yeah, I have to show my ID and stuff...

But just the fact that I was so late...

And they were stopping me for something like this...

I'm like, I don't...

I don't look young enough that I'm not able to fly.

Please! I was so panicky.

I was like, I need to get on this flight, ma'am, you don't understand!

I wear the toque with the pom-pom.

It probably makes me look quite a bit younger as well.

38.

I just thought of a number that was older, okay?

I can see the clip now.

Where's your mommy, little girl?

Aw, I could be 58 and you guys would still love me.

Well, lucky for you, I am...

Peak 9.5 thousand, so it's fine, right?

Boing!