Well, thank you, sir. I love her a lot. It means so much to finally meet her folks.

Well, us too, you know. Now, on how long till dinner? Chris and I are starving.

I'm fine, really.

Okay, well, easy, Tiger. The roast is almost done. Just ten more minutes.

In that case, Mom, I wanted to go grab some of my old stuff from the attic. Is that okay?

Sure. You boys okay without us?

I think we'll be fine.

Okay. Now, Stephen, you stay out of those cookies on the counter.

He always tries to sneak one before dinner.

Guilty as charged.

Sir, I know we just met, but there's something I need to ask you.

Don't tell the missus.

Hey, my lips are sealed.

Our little secret, okay?

Yeah, yeah, secret's safe with me.

I'm serious. Don't say anything.

Oh, yeah, no, I won't.

And you heard her, right? You heard her say, don't have a cookie, but I'm having one.

Yeah, I heard her.

Cool. So you're just gonna roll with me on this cookie thing, right? Don't bitch out on me.

Yes, I'll roll with you on the cookie.

Okay. Just eat it.

Oh, God, that's a good cookie.

Anyway, you want to ask me something?

Yes, sir. I just want to say your daughter means the world to me.

And I was wondering if...

You want to marry my daughter?

Yes, sir.

You have my blessing.

Because I can tell you love her, and I can tell she loves you.

And most importantly, you got my back on the cookie thing, right?

Yes, sir. I got your back on the cookie thing.

And we're back.

What'd you boys talk about while we were gone?

Well, actually, something pretty big just happened.

Hannah, there's something I need to say.

Chris, can I just talk to you in the kitchen for a second?

Yeah, sure.

Um, yeah, sure.

Hey, were you about to tell him about the cookie?

What? No.

Because maybe I'm stupid, but I thought I was clear about the cookie.

You were clear? I don't care about the cookie. I'm trying to propose.

Then we'll just keep the cookie out of it.

Uh, babe, dad, is everything okay?

Everything's fine, sweetie.

Look, if you bring up the cookie one more time, I will kill you.

You are covered in crumbs. That's what's going to give you away.

Bitch, I always got crumbs on me. That ain't suspicious at all.

Oh, my God.

Okay, who had a cookie?

Steve, did you have a cookie again?

What? Baby, no.

I had a cookie.

Please, ma'am, I just, uh, I couldn't wait.

I'm sorry.

Dad, is this true?

Yeah, Chris had a cookie.

Christopher, those are my mom's peanut butter cookies.

You're allergic!

What?

Oh, my God, call an ambulance!

No, no, no, I'm fine.

Dude, why did you do that? Why'd you eat that?

No!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Stop, I'm fine! What are you doing?

You ate the cookie, right? You ate it, so you gotta get it out, right?

Oh, my God!

Oh, stop, I'm fine!

What?

Ow!

Ow, my neck!

In my neck, you do it?

God, I'm fine!

Hannah, I'm trying to propose.

You're proposing?

Yes, baby.

I love you.

Will you marry me?

Yes, of course I will.

Oh, Stephen, how wonderful!

Our daughter's getting married!

This is the happiest day of my life!

I finally have a son!

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