I'm sure it's filled with sweet drama juices, and it is good to expose people who deserve it if they commit heinous acts upon humanity and the universe.

And Jimbo could be a Universe Buster Plus that can solo the One Piece first, I don't know.

There's just way too much for me to unpack at this point.

But something I do find intriguing is the amount of videos made on the MrBeast situation.

So, today I've decided to make a tier list for commentary channels, and I'll be ranking them based on how many videos they dedicated to the MrBeast drama, along with a point system.

But real quick, let's give a quick shout-out to Chico Mac.

For the Slop Olympics, our point system is concrete and measures content slop with the utmost accuracy.

One MrBeast video is worth 5 points.

One little miscellaneous side quest, such as Chris Ava Tyson or Jake the Viking videos, are worth 3 points.

If any MrBeast video goes over 15 minutes, I'll add an extra 2 points.

Let us start with our first contender.

Oh, Optimus.

Bless your heart.

He is trying.

Just like many others, he started out on a side quest, which then put him on the main storyline.

One of his MrBeast videos does have over an hour of slop.

His second video is still over 15 minutes long.

Not much comes after that, though.

Because of the lack of quantity, Optimus scores a total of 17 points, landing him in the Slop Slurper tier.

Acheeto comes in with a more respectable slop game. 4 Chris Ava Tyson videos.

He is hustling through the side quests.

Very impressive.

Unfortunately, his MrBeast hustle is weak as shit in comparison.

Now, the main question we have on all of our minds right now.

Is Acheeto focusing more on Chris Ava Tyson instead of MrBeast in Act of Transphobia?

Doesn't matter, because he earned 24 points, and he will sit comfortably in sloppy seconds.

Had he made more MrBeast videos, he might have actually gotten to the Slop Slurper tier.

Tom has uploaded 3 MrBeast videos, 2 Chris Tyson videos, and 1 JakeTheViking video, adding up to a total of 30 points.

That is a respectable slop grind.

Unfortunately, Turkey Tom sucks eggs, so that's a minus 15 penalty for him.

So, that would put him in, ooh, Slop Slurper tier.

Yeah, that's, uh, that's pretty shitty.

If I was Tom, I'd be crying right now and seething.

Very embarrassing.

My goodness, what a performance.

Much better than that last guy.

Such fascinating work.

I am counting 6 MrBeast videos, with most of these videos being over 15 minutes long, and several Chris Tyson videos on top of that.

If my math is correct, we have a total of 46 points.

Very respectable effort, Sensitive Society.

The highest number we have so far.

Some ordinary gamers.

Okay, so Mudahar, like a smart individual, focused most of his slop stocks on JakeTheViking.

Instead of Chris Ava Tyson.

Something Acheato should have done if he wanted more points.

But here's a clear difference.

Because Acheato aimed for quantity, Mudahar is also tied with him with a similar score of 24 points.

Had Mudahar just stayed on that slop grind, continuing to focus on Jimmy videos, he might have surpassed even Sensitive Society.

Unfortunately, potential is wasted here.

It's a good score, but could be a lot higher.

Oh dear, oh dear.

For the moist man himself.

We only have one video here, and it's not even about Jimbo.

It's simply a miscellaneous quest.

A single Chris Ava Tyson video.

This display here is an insult to the slop grind.

Charlie unfortunately will be the first and only contender in the very bottom tier.

Your slopping didn't even kill one of my brain cells.

August has a decent amount of slop quantity, along with 2 MrBeast videos reaching over 15 minutes. 2 regular MrBeast videos, and 1 side quest.

Ending with a total of 27 points.

Not quite top tier, but still a respectable performance.

I'm sure if new news comes out about Jimbo, August will jump on that and add 2 more videos.

Which would definitely push him into the top tiers.

My alt account TooLazyToTry has disappointed me.

The slop hustle is weak here.

We have 4 videos about the MrBeast situation, but after talking with the judges, we discovered that one of the videos is focused more on Chris Ava Tyson.

Deducting 2 points from his score, from what would have been a 5.

Ending in a total of, unfortunately, just 17 points.

However, just one Chris Ava Tyson video, or one Jake the Viking video, could push him into the next tier.

Saving his reputation.

WestChet went the Achito route, and focused more on Chris Ava Tyson.

Despite MrBeast videos giving you more points.

There were 3 videos on the situation, but I will be adding bonus points due to the thumbnails.

The first thumbnail says she was 14, and the next thumbnail drops the age down to 13.

That is some beautiful slop.

Adding the MrBeast videos and 2 bonus points, we get a total score of 26.

Very commendable.

So, Dolan Dark covered the situation twice, and both videos are way too fucking long.

However, he still receives a measly score of 10.

We have a hardworking slop maker here. 4 MrBeast videos and 2 sidequests.

Solid performance.

And we have to remember, over 15 minutes does add 2 bonus points.

Helping Parlow earn a score of 28.

Ladies and gentlemen, here we have the cream of the slop.

The ultimate slopping that will be remembered by the history books.

Pegasus only uploaded 2 Chris Ava Tyson videos.

Those are rookie numbers compared to Achito.

Big whoop, right?

But what transpires after is an absolute masterpiece.

Pegasus has not only uploaded a total of 7 MrBeast videos, but they're all past the 15 minute mark.

And they're all within sequence of each other.

Let us take a closer look.

My god.

The titles.

The thumbnails.

It's all just beautiful.

I could feed off of this slop for a whole year.

All of these videos total up to a very, very respectable score of 55 points.

But I will be adding an extra 5 for all 7 of the MrBeast videos being uploaded in a sequence.

There is not one single break within these 7 videos about MrBeast.

You are an American hero, Pegasus.

Alright, even though we're not going back to the last contender's level of slop, Kavos still performs respectably. 4 MrBeast videos along with 2 Chris Ava Tyson videos.

And due to the length of some of the videos, Kavos lands with a grand total of 31 points.

Putting him amongst the top tiers.

OompaVille has a decent slop sprint. 3 MrBeast videos and 1 Chris Ava Tyson video.

And due to the length of these videos, he earns 24 points.

Not too shabby.

I'm sorry to say everyone, but we are ending on a whimper here.

This pathetic slop attempt includes only 2 MrBeast videos along with 0 sidequests.

Disgusting and deplorable.

An absolute disgrace to your country.

Enjoy the bottom of the tier list with your 12 measly points.

But the good news is we have our top 3 slopsters earning their well deserved bronze, silver, and gold medals.

Thank you for the participation and the entertainment.