You know the rules.

Helmet.

Off with you.

I'll tell you what.

I got a little thing this morning at the office.

Why don't we meet back here at 1 for a little best friend catch-up?

Deal?

Deal.

Sounds good.

You know what doesn't sound good?

One grown man calling another grown man his best friend.

She doesn't get it.

See ya, buddy.

What is that?

Crostini with edamame puree.

Pepper says anyone who's still doing tomato basil missed a boat.

Or should have. Hey, Lionel, you don't have to eat that stuff they brought for you.

We won't tell.

Papa Cheeto, be a kid.

But the guys went to the trouble of making Rosa make this for me.

I should finish it.

Hey, Lionel, heads up.

Catch.

No, thank you.

Pepper and Rinaldo don't allow ballplay in the house.

Well, you aren't at Pepper and Rinaldo's house.

This is a fun house, so...

Yeah, that's what they call it.

Well, now I feel like throwing something, so...

Hey, Lionel, heads up.

Catch.

I'm sorry.

I told Pepper I couldn't move my arms in this jacket, but he said fit over function.

No, you know what?

It's fine.

Things break.

I'll pay for it.

No, you won't.

We got it for free when we opened a credit card at the gas station.

I insist.

I have traveler's checks in my bag.

No, Lionel, it's fine.

Okay. You know what?

This is upsetting me.

He dresses the way they tell him to dress.

He eats what they tell him to eat.

I know.

They control his every move, and he clearly feels pressured to go along with it.

That's probably why he keeps telling me how lucky I am to live here.

He said that?

Why didn't you tell us?

You guys don't leave a lot of space to jump into your conversation.

You know what this is, Cam?

He's obviously jealous of Lily because we allow her to be a kid and have fun.

Imagine how jealous he'll be when he finds out about my horseback riding lesson.

Let it go.

We're not doing that. Stop.

You know the rules?

Helmet.

Off with you.

Jody, you're kidding.

I never joke when it comes to fruit.

That miracle in your hand is a half plum, half apricot.

There was a time they could only accomplish that in juice.

Ah.

Jay, I'm sorry.

I kind of lost track of time.

Hey, no worries.

Who among us hasn't blown off his best friend he hasn't seen in four years to go fruit shopping?

Sounds like somebody could use a pomegranate fruit blast.

Blast means yogurt.

You've been spending too much time in the jungle.

What you need is a little civilization.

Let's go bowling.

Well, I would love to, but I kind of want to take a nap before we go to the theater.

You're taking Shorty to the theater?

Yes.

I got the tickets for me and Manny, but he can't go.

And Shorty loves Wicked.

He thinks he's a Galinda and his brother an Elphaba.

You know what you're doing, don't you?

You're turning Shorty into Manny.

Stop hugging my best friend!

Hey, if you're so upset, then you can take him.

Stop saying best friend.

You're too old to be using that word.

Hannah from Montana has a best friend.

You don't.

At least my best friend isn't my son.

I'm your best friend, Mom?

Yes, puppy.

You are the son that he's talking about.