It's finally starting to feel a little like summer, so I thought let's take the try-on hauls outside.

I'm going to try on five different bikinis for you. I'm excited to share them.

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All right, here is the first one. I didn't realize when I grabbed this that it's literally a thong in the back.

Yay, Breton Lines.

This is a size small. It's an Italian brand. I forget the name, but I kept it, which means it's probably good.

Not adjustable, and neither is the top, which usually I like to get tops that are adjustable.

I do love the floral print. I love that each strap is also a different color, as well as the band that goes around.

Look at how thin that is. I actually don't remember how this looks, but let's give it a whirl.

All right, here it is. First one. It fits great. The top is a little bit small.

Tiny, tiny, tiny boobs are overflowing on the side, not so much in the middle.

I could probably go with a medium or large top, unfortunately, with the sizing and everything.

If I go medium in the bottoms, I'm being too big, so I'd rather have smaller than bigger anyway.

I'm just lounging around by the pool by myself, so less fabric, the better the tan lines are.

There's the back. You got a thong, but I really like it. I think I kept this because I love the pattern.

I love the floral. It reminds me of spring, which is what we're in, heading into summer.

For the first one, I love it, but there are four more, so you'll have to let me know which one's your favorite.

One through five. Let's go on to the second one.

Next, we have a bikini from Hot Miami Styles.

These are ones that I've tried on before on the channel, but I've kept, so I thought I'd let you know.

A couple years later, try them on again.

This, as you can tell, is strapless with opening in the center, but two straps that are adjustably of one in the back as well as one in the front.

Obviously, you can—I still haven't—I talked about this last time.

You can move these straps, the bands, all the way around so that they both are connected in the back.

I don't like the ones on the front and the ones on the back. I think that's pretty annoying of it getting in the way.

And then the bottoms.

Got the band. Very, very stretchy. This is a size small. Look how wide it gets.

I like it. I love the floral pattern. I think that's the back.

No, that's the front, and that's the back.

But I love it. I feel like I should be in the forest somewhere, so let's give it a try.

The next one, I really like it. I kept it because I like the strapless effect.

This is actually one where I can move around and—don't give me that look—and nothing's going to fall out.

I have other strapless ones, and it's a pain to hold. This one's actually really, really good.

So I think I kept it because if people were around, I don't have to worry about it.

Now, these are, like, Jared off-camera was like, they're like window shades.

So you can move these around, so if I want to, I can totally go, like—I can't see anything—close for the night.

Or I'm open in the day, you know? So you can play around with it, which is actually really nice.

Again, I would put this in the back with the other one.

Then that would, I think, make a little more sense.

Here's what the back looks like, the booty. I love this.

This is actually very comfortable, the way it sits on the skin.

It doesn't hurt. It's not digging in or anything, so I like it.

Second one is great. Let's go on to the third one.

Next, we're moving on to lounge.

Now, lounge has lounge underwear, sleepwear, lingerie, but they also have bikinis.

So this one is a size small.

The top seems rather large, but I kept it for a reason.

These straps are adjustable, like a normal bra, but the band is not.

And then the bottom's not adjustable.

Oh my god, they look huge!

What are those?

Oh my lord!

The high-waisted ones.

LU, they have their logo for lounge, but boy, they must be high-waisted because that is quite ridiculous.

Under here, we've got Jack out here to help us enjoying the show.

He's loving the weather.

Every time I brush him, I brush about 10 coats off him, and yet he is still poofy.

Still sick, huh?

What's up, Jack?

Aw, so tired. Such a rough day.

Alright, this lounge bikini, I don't know why I actually kept it.

The top looks great. It works. It's tight. The girls are in there. It's fine.

Now, the bottoms, I mean, what is going on here?

I feel like I'm wearing a diaper, and they're supposed to be up high.

If I bring it down low, then you've got gaps right here, and then it's like a saggy butt.

Like, I've just crapped my pants.

So, I don't know what's going on. I don't know if I have to have, like, 50 more pounds on me, or if I need, like, a longer butt.

I don't know. This style does not work on my body, unfortunately.

I had a beef with lounge bikinis when I did this haul way back when.

Their bikinis are not that great.

The top can work, but what is going on? Why did I keep it?

Maybe I kept it in case someone was going to come over and could use the bikini, but it's not looking good in photos.

Well, I'm saying some of their stuff does, yeah.

Maybe I've got to, like, bend my butt. I don't know. I don't like it, but you let me know.

Let's go on to the next one.

Back to hot Miami styles. Going with that green again.

Size small. Goodness gracious.

Matches my Diablo. It does match your bike.

Buttons in the front. Useless. Just there for show.

The straps are adjustable, but not the band around.

I have a couple other pairs. I think two same style, different colors.

I know those ones are slightly see-through. I'm not sure about this one. I don't quite remember.

Bottom size small.

That's the back. Why can I not hold these today?

There's the front. There's the back. Not adjustable. Size small.

Pretty restrictive. Pretty tight. Let's see how it looks.

Can't forget about Big Mama. Oh, my God. How rude.

Really? I was just going to admire you.

You know what? Oh. Mm-hmm.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

What's going on? Look how beautiful you are.

I was just going to say how beautiful you are. That's all.

This one, way better than the lounge.

Top looks great. Holds in the girls, which is nice, so it's great for activities.

The bottoms are a little bit tight for being a size small.

I should have gone for medium, but usually their small bottoms work.

This just doesn't have a lot of elasticity to it.

But there's the back. Gives you that thong style, but I think it's really, really cute.

Maybe sexy. I can't tell. There's no mirror out here.

I'm only going to see what it looks like once I watch the footage back.

Hopefully it looks good, but you have to let me know.

I'm loving the color. This brings out my hazel eyes.

So, yeah, I like it. It is a little see-through.

Is it? No, I mean, that's not super see-through.

No. If you get it wet, it might be.

Is it? If it gets wet? Maybe.

Will I have to get this wet? Should I? I don't know.

Last but not least, going back with Hot Mimes styles.

I didn't realize I grabbed three of them, but there's a reason.

Because they're amazing.

All right, look at this. Black and hot pink.

I mean, oh my gosh, I absolutely love it.

Adjustable around the neck as well as the back.

And each little part that covers the boob is adjustable as well.

Padding on the inside, fully removable.

Bottoms, adjustable on both sides.

Must be high-waisted because it also feels like that lounge, like super long.

What is that material? Like, what is this?

Doesn't feel like normal bikinis.

You know? Has like a pattern.

Jarrod, you know nothing.

No. Anyway, this is adjustable on both sides.

Size small. It's probably a small-medium.

But look at that. That's pretty.

Seems like a lot of fabric for down there, but let's see what it looks like.

What's going on? Are you coming to say hi?

Are you making sure that I'm working to support your life?

Because it's all about you.

He's the manager. Look at him.

You're the manager?

Don't mind Jarrod's white feet.

We have not had any sun.

Oh, I love you too.

Okay, bye.

Last but not least, the Hot Miami styles look very cute.

I love that it's adjustable everywhere. Is it the long butt again?

The back's all screwed up. It's like off your back too.

Where is that? Like that?

Yeah, that's probably better.

Is that better? Is that how it's supposed to be?

I don't know. It's just too much for you. You're tiny.

These types of bottoms are so awful.

Just do the regular little triangle.

The front looks okay. The back looks...

It just doesn't work. Yeah, because there's less fat.

Dumpy.

Compared to like all the way...

It's just...

The top. Love the top.

And the color.

Top, top, top. All day.

Bottoms? No.

Need some more junk in that trunk?

I do. I need more junk in that trunk.

There's just not enough to fill it. That's the problem.

Alright, so those are the five outfits.

You'll have to let me know which one is your favorite.

Mine...

I think it's gonna have to be that first one.

I think I really like that first one.

I do like that green Hot Miami styles one.

That was my favorite.

It's just the bottoms are a little too tight and I couldn't deal with it all day.

Yeah.

In the sun.

And I think with like salt water and things, that material's gonna break down easily over time.

I know because my other ones have.

But yeah, that's probably my favorite one, the first one.

But I love this color combination.

It's just so great.

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Let me know what else you guys would like to see on the channel.

We are finally outside. Yay!

Can't jinx it because then it's gonna storm and rain all over me like it has been for the past two months.

But yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed and I'll see you in the next one.

Bye!

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