Oh, no, no, no, no. People don't want patties in the morning.

They want bacon and eggs and hash browns.

You know, breakfast stuff.

See if you can whip up a stack of pancakes, boyo.

Yes, sir!

Give him the old mouth test, Mr. Squidward.

These pancakes taste like a Krabby Patty.

Oh, I guess I only know how to cook Krabby Patties.

Oh, I was afraid of this.

Go down to the bookstore and pick up the breakfast cookbook I ordered.

You need to expand your repertoire-y a bit, boyo.

Hello! I'm here to pick up a cookbook for Mr. Krabs.

Oh, of course, sir!

Of course, sir!

Here you go.

Uh, are you sure this is the right book?

Looks right to me.

Whoops, pardon me.

What a polite little hunk of cheese.

I have a book on hold, last name witch, first name evil.

Certainly.

Must be this one.

Your book, ma'am.

I forgot my spectacles.

Hey, buddy, you sure this is the right book?

Forgot my spectacles.

Hey, buddy, you sure this is the magic book I ordered?

Pretty sure.

Huh? If you say so.

Uh-oh.

I got the cookbook, Mr. Krabs.

Hurry up, boyo. Breakfast don't last all day, you know.

Love potions, summoning demons, the undead and you.

Oh, breakfast.

Stacks of woe.

That must mean pancakes.

This book sure calls for some weird ingredients.

Mr. Krabs, do we have any zombie teeth, dragon's breath, eye of nude?

Well, there should be some in the back of the freezer.

Really?

What? I can't pass up a second.

Must be cooked in an iron cauldron.

Ooh, classy.

I think there's one in here somewhere.

Oh, there you are.

Ooh.

Oh, they're glorious.

Mmm, looks tasty.

Mr. Squidward, you're up again.

Ah, these are pretty good.

Breakfast is served!

Breakfast is served!

Your oatmeal, sir.

Mmm, deliciously bland.

I woke up before noon for this?

Where is my morning sustenance?

Your waffles.

A meal most tooth-soaked.

Time to pay for my repast.

Ow!

Begade!

My hindquarters have gone rogue!

Mmm, I am beyond offended.

Ooh!

Ooh.

Ooh!

Ooh.

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Who ordered the carbs?

Hey.

Oh!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Oh!

Uh-huh.

Uh-uh.

Uh-huh.

Of course.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

SpongeBob!

What the ham and eggs is going on around here?

Oh, I don't think I've got the hang of this breakfast thing, Mr. Krabs.

Oops.