We're both freezing.

Just say it, and we can go downstairs. Say what? Say how much you hate that Robin and Barney are getting married. What?

No!

I'm happy for them.

I encouraged Robin to go after Barney. I know, because you thought you were okay letting her go.

But now that she's really gone, it hurts.

Kids, at that point in my life, I'd been hurt quite a few times already. Today, we're gonna braid friendship bracelets.

Ooh!

Ooh!

I fell in love! There is a very simple explanation.

This one time, I was playing tennis and... Hey, Schmoesby, remember when you duked it in your pants down by the lake? Unbelievable! Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Do you love me? No.

But when I saw that text message and found out Robin was engaged, it was like...

No. Times a million.

I am happy for them.

That is all you'll let yourself say out loud because if you said anything to the contrary, well, that would make you the most awful person on this rooftop. So, I'm gonna give you an out.

And how are you gonna do that? By saying something that is even more awful.

Like what? Sometimes I wish I wasn't a mom.

Sometimes I wanna pack a bag and leave in the middle of the night and not come back. Robin shouldn't be with Barney.

She should be with me. Are you serious? I don't know.

I mean, I love being a mom.

I love Marvin so much.

But do you remember when I wanted to be an artist?

Art was my whole life, and now it's been months since I've even picked up a brush.

I spend the whole day taking care of kids and my job, and I come home, and it's more of the same.

It just... it never lets up.

It's just really, really hard, Ted. Have you talked to Marshall about how you feel?

Have you talked to Robin about how you feel? Fair enough.