I'm notgoingtobe a partofthisfadbecause I'm anindividual.
Doyouunderstand?
Yes. Yes, I do, Dad.
Nowletmetellyouhowitworksintherealworld.
Intherealworld, I caneitherget a Chimpokomon, or I canbetheonlykidwiththatonewhichsinglesmeoutandcausestheotherkidstomakefunofmeandkickmy a**.
Ike, please.
I knowyourfirstloveseemsliketheonlylove, buttrustme, it's not.
Youhavesomuchpotential.
Youdon't evenneed a kidlikeCartmantobeabletotrustyou.
Youhavewaymorepotentialthanme.
Ike, I'm a kid.
I knowyourfirstloveseemsliketheonlylove, buttrustme, it's not.
Youhavesomuchlifeaheadofyou.
Youwhodon't believeintruelovedon't understand.
Ike, youneedtohave a life.
Havefun.
Thenruinitbyhaving a seriousrelationship.
I'velearnedsomethingtoday.
Sometimespeoplehavetroublefittinginatschooland...
and, um...
Let's see, whatdid I learnabout...
Whatdid I learnaboutthat?
No, wait.
No, no, thatwasgood. Whatwereyougonnasay?
Yeah, butyouknow, I'velearnedsomethingtoday.
ItwouldhavebeenwrongforustoexploitButter's weightlossbecausethenlotsoffatpeoplewouldhavebelieveditandthengoneandeaten a tonofChinesefoodinsteadofdietingproperly.
ButwhiletheInternetisnewandexcitingforcreativepeople, ithasn't maturedas a distributionmechanismtotheextentthatoneshouldtraderealandimmediateopportunitiesforincomeforthepromiseoffutureonlinerevenue.
Itwillbe a fewyearsbeforedigitaldistributionofmediaontheInternetcanbemonetizedtoanextentthatnecessitatescontentproducerstoforegotheirfairvalueinmoretraditionalmedia.
It's goingtoendupwiththewholetowntakingthistoofarandushavingtotalkaboutwhatwelearnedtochangeeveryone's mindsand I saywejuststopitrightnowandgoplaycardsorsomething.
Becauseifwegotothetobaccocompany, I knowexactlywhat'llhappen.
They'lltakeusinandthenRobReinerwillshowupwithallthetownspeopleholdingtorchesorsomethingandthere'llbe a bigshowdownuntilwetalkaboutwhatwelearnedandchangeeveryone's minds.