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  • Woo-hoo!

  • The curse is broken!

  • I called everybody I know, and everyone is alive.

  • Huh.

  • What?

  • Ugly naked guy looks awfully still.

  • Oh my God, I killed him.

  • I killed another one.

  • And this curse is getting stronger, too.

  • To bring down something that big?

  • Maybe he's just taking a nap.

  • I'm telling you, he hasn't moved since this morning.

  • We should call somebody.

  • And tell them what?

  • That the naked guy we stare at all the time isn't moving?

  • No, we've got to find out if he's alive.

  • Yeah, but how are we going to do that?

  • There's no way.

  • Well, there is one way.

  • His window's open.

  • I say we poke him.

  • Hey.

  • You know how we save all those chopsticks for no reason when we get Chinese food?

  • Yeah.

  • Well, now we've got a reason.

  • What?

  • Well, we're fashioning a very long poking device.

  • All right, now remember, something this big and long is going to be very difficult to maneuver.

  • Fortunately, I have a lot of experience in that area.

  • Can we please focus here?

  • A naked man's life hangs in the balance.

  • I'm telling you, he's dead.

  • What we're about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.

  • All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's poke.

  • Steady.

  • Steady.

  • Okay, a little higher.

  • Careful of the angle.

  • Okay, okay.

  • We're approaching the window.

  • Thread the needle.

  • Thread the needle.

  • He's alive!

  • He's alive!

  • And yet we're still poking him.

  • Okay, retract the device.

  • Retract the device.

  • He does not look happy.

  • Hey, hey!

  • Now he's showing us his poking device.

  • Hey, that's never going to make it all the way over here, buddy.

  • You

Woo-hoo!

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