I'm going to China.

Geez, you say one thing and...

You're going to China?

Yeah, it's for the museum.

Someone found a bone.

We want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone, so I'm going over there trying to persuade them to give us the bone.

It's a whole big bone thing.

Anyway, I'm going to be gone for like a week, so if you want to reach me, you can't.

So here's my itinerary.

Um...

Here's a picture of me.

Oh, let me see.

Could you take it to Carol's every now and then and show it to Ben just so he doesn't forget me?

Yeah. Hi, Ben.

I'm your father.

I am the head. All right, this barbecue is going to be very fun.

Hey, is Rachel here?

I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left. Oh, no, she's out having drinks with Carl. Oh.

Hey, who's Carl?

You know, that guy that she met at the coffeehouse. No.

Well, we'll see.

There's this guy that she met at the coffeehouse. At the coffeehouse, right.

So you do know who he is. Okay, I'm going to go say goodbye to the guys.

Okay. Hey, you know what?

Tell them that bone story. Hi.

Hey.

Hey.

I have to go to China.

The country? No, no.

This big pile of dishes in my mom's brake front. Do you guys know who Carl is?

Let's see.

Alvin, Simon, Theodore. No.

Well, Rachel's having drinks with him tonight. Oh, no.

How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?

Forget about her. He's right, man.

Please, move on.

Go to China.

Eat Chinese food.

Of course, there they just call it food. Yeah, I guess.

I don't know.

All right, just give her this for me, okay? Listen, buddy, we're just looking out for you.

We want you to be happy.

And I may only have a couple beers in me, but I love you, man.

I'm still on my first.

I just...

I just think you're nice.

I just think you're nice.