So, this is definitely the worst you're ever going to see me look.

Hi.

That was sick.

I'm getting a lot of weird looks here, guys.

This is the best day of my life.

Welcome to road trip.

So, yeah, chilling on top of Brooklyn right now.

I can smell Potloodle.

We've just come across.

It's the morning.

We had to wake up really early and do a musical.ly, which you would have seen as well, the Christmas jumper one.

It's quite sad, actually, because two of them were given us by fans, and we didn't think they were rubbish, but Blair told us we had to use them because otherwise we wouldn't have anything else to use.

So, to those fans who gave us those Christmas jumpers, we like those Christmas jumpers.

It's just we had to say it because we needed to get the video out.

Sorry.

Love you.

I was scrolling through Instagram, and Lil Courtney, Brooklyn's Noodles, posted this photo of me jumping on stage.

Guys.

Curtains no more.

Hashtag close the curtains.

Hashtag close the curtains.

Hashtag let the light in.

Yeah.

Literally, that photo's...

It's nothing against...

What was her name?

Courtney.

Lil Courtney.

Nothing against you, Lil Courtney.

It's the hairdo, which he's been assigned.

It looks awful.

Yeah.

I'm on Brooklyn right now. 11.11, guys.

Make a wish.

Love you, 11.11.

Please let Brooklyn have the swoop.

Stop.

No.

I look dead.

Never let go, Jack.

I'm not dead anymore.

Go away.

We're gonna work a douche.

We're gonna work a douche.

We're on our way down to Harvester.

Work a douche.

You look like a pensioner.

Look what I'm wearing.

You look like a pensioner.

For the first time, I'm wearing my new Mikey necklace.

Are you excited for Harvester, Ryan?

So, to find excited, because obviously it's a big spectrum, so...

Over the moon and back 17 times.

Yeah, I'll do it.

Yeah, probably.

Work a douche, you, mum.

I'm gonna work a douche.

Say it again.

I'm gonna work a douche, you, mum.

So, Mikey's just editing right now.

Editing vlog, most of which you're gonna see.

Don't you just hate watch yourself back?

We're doing a little tribute in here.

For any of you guys who don't know who Doug was...

Oh, my God.

Whoa.

You don't warrant saying this.

I don't warrant saying it.

No, you don't, because in a spout of rage ages ago, he ripped Doug off the Doug and Alex shrine and just ripped his head off.

That's genuinely the most angry I've ever been in my life.

Why are you angry again?

You lot wound me up.

I was fuming.

Is that the night we taped you up?

No, that's the night we tapped all of his stuff.

Oh, yeah.

Ripped Doug off, ripped him up and then walked out in my love heart PJs.

Went to McDonald's and had a cup of tea.

Doug's making a special appearance in this Glasgow episode.

So, make sure you go check him out.

Go on, Doug.

RIP, Doug.

Jack, you Irish?

Yeah.

Nice.

Look.

Do you know what amazing means?

Means it's like something that's really fantastic and amazing.

Hi, Paul.

Do you want to be in?

No, no.

Oh, go on, Paul.

Smile for the camera.

This is the thing.

We have three minutes.

We still haven't decided who's doing the music, Lee.

Live, Lee.

Live, Lee.

I'll do it.

You're going to do it?

Should me and you do it?

Yeah.

Yes, now we're talking.

Mindy Lively.

It is the Mindy Lively song.

Do, do, do.

So, Andy and Mikey are on Live, Lee.

Harvey's shouting out random countries.

Brooke's just firing his head off.

Back to good old cooking.

Because you know I'm good at that stuff.

Sweet potatoes.

Stuck them straight in the microwave for a good 15 minutes.

My lacto-free milk.

Because I'm one of those people where I think dairy messes with my skin and gives me spots.

And I don't like it.

Yeah, not much else to say about this segment, really.

So, peace out.

Actually, I did have something to say.

We're meant to be doing challenges.

We bought some Christmas sweets earlier.

We're going to do some Christmas-y themed videos.

Oh my God, Harvey's hiding.

What?

Balls.

Balls on your face.

They're playing basketball.

Hairy balls.

Live, Lee's wicked.

You should follow us on Musical.ly if you don't already.

It is Roadtrip TV.

Yeah, I'm going to eat my munch.

I'm going to eat my sweet potatoes and have my lacto-free milk and my tea.

So, yeah.

Great.

The lens cap is also on you, absolute.

Absolute what?

Say it, Andy.

You're absolutely cool.

Alright?

Yeah, I'm on Vlogmas.

I don't love Willy.