Mmm.

Testify.

I'm not touching that.

Leslie, you are way off base here.

Hang on, Leonard.

Well, I have no respect for Leslie as a scientist, or a human being, for that matter.

We have to concede her undeniable expertise in the interrelated fields of promiscuity and general sluttiness.

Thank you.

My point is that Tinkerbell just needs to get her some.

Some what?

Oh, yes, some sexual intercourse.

I'll take the bullet.

Excuse me, this whole idea is insane.

Enough debate.

I'm going to take action.

Excuse me.

Are you currently involved in a sexual relationship?

No.

Would you like to be?

Uh...

Sure, why not?

Sheldon?

Bip-bip-bip-bip.

Can I have your phone number?

Uh...

Yeah.

Yeah.

There.

Problem solved.

Dumbass.