Come and join the couch.

There he is.

You know everyone on the couch, I believe.

Very good.

Sit down, sit down.

Well done, sir.

Congratulations.

On what?

On your record.

It's not out yet, man, but it's doing alright, man.

I have a record back, you know what I mean?

Doing what I do, you know what I mean?

I'm going to tell you this, and you're going to think I'm lying, but honestly, in the television world, it's true.

OK.

And the album is out today.

People can get it today.

Oh, yeah, it's out today, yeah.

LAUGHTER And you're getting deluxe.

Comes with colouring pens as well.

You can colour it in.

Really?

Yeah, you get a little colouring set and that, so when you're bored, you can just colour me in.

But it's a thing you said you'd never do, the solo album.

Yeah, cos I prefer to be in a band, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

So now I'm on your jacks a little bit.

It's a bit more better when you're with the lads, even though the lads are there and that.

Yeah.

See, now I've got to do all this chatting, haven't I?

Yes, you see that.

I'm not going to send over Noel, you know what I mean?

He's got all this kind of thing, you know what I mean?

But, yeah, it is nice to be back making music, for sure.

Yeah, yeah.

I know you're going to enjoy the tour more, because that will be you back with a band and back on the road.

Yeah.

Now, pick you up, though.

How quickly did the tour sell out?

I think it was about...

I think maybe in about an hour or something.

Yeah.

Really?

It might have been a little bit under an hour.

Yeah.

That's good, eh, Chris Rock?

That's real good.

Yeah.

It's not as fast as yours.

UK tour?

UK, yeah.

No, the American one's still going and that.

You keep all the money, huh?

Yeah.

A little bit, yeah.

I've got a lot of outtakes, though, you know what I mean?

I've got to, like, pay a lot of bills and that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean?

Baby mamas, I get it.

Yeah.

Yeah, man.

Making the record, here tonight, you've got the strings, you've got all these...

What have you got against saxophones?

They're a bit creepy, aren't they?

I don't like them.

They're a bit pervy, I think.

You know what I mean?

When you get some sax out, you know something's going down.

So then he started on this one of the songs, he goes, I've got this sax here.

I was going, put it away, mate.

And he goes, no, no, no, but it won't sound like a saxophone.

He goes, it'll sound like a guitar.

And I said, well, there's a guitar over there.

That is a guitar.

That sounds like a guitar.

But, yeah, I don't know, I find them a bit, like, a bit odd.

So, no saxophones on this record?

No saxophones, mate.

Liam, you and Twister, why do you stay on Twister?

I like winding people up, yeah, without a doubt, man.

You really do, don't you?

That's what it's about, you know what I mean?

Everyone's a bit square at the moment, aren't they?

Everyone's just a bit serious and miserable, you know what I mean?

I do like winding people up.

And I can take it, you know what I mean?

I do like to wind up back, you know what I mean?

But, yeah, there's a bit...

A lot of these rock and roll stars these days are coming and just getting a check out and going, oh, imagine Keith Moon drumming his arse off and then going home.

You need to boot a few fingers in that, don't you?

You know what I mean?

And the tweets, I mean, I know there's...

Some of them are a little bit, like, out of order, and I do apologise for them and that, but...

You know.

As you were.

And, obviously, there was the time that, recently, when you were hacked for...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's still going on now.

That was a police investigation.

But, previously, you had...

LAUGHTER You had tweeted...

I remember...

How real is that?

Is that, like, a game and then you, like, you snap each other on Twitter and then you phone each other up afterwards and have a laugh?

Oh, God, no, that's well for real, man.

Is it really?

Yeah.

We don't like each other, man.

LAUGHTER A lot of people think we're waiting around, you know what I mean, for, like, a few more noughts on the end for the thing, but they've already offered us, like, loads of money.

Like, millions and millions, but it's not about the money, is it, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

I didn't realise that the age gap was so big, that it's five years.

Yeah.

So, when you're kids, five years is a big age gap.

Yeah, but it started off, though, I think when the grudge started off, he bought a stereo once, he was, like...

I think he bought a stereo at night in and he was working and I'd come home and I'd have my first drink and I got up in the middle of the night and he'd had his little sound system, so, and I was looking for the lights and my head was spinning and I thought, I can't find the lights, I go up to the toilet and I thought, oh, ****, there's a **** here and a **** all over his sound system.

LAUGHTER You've got to go, you've got to go, haven't you, and he's woke up going, how you doing, you know what I mean?

LAUGHTER I think that's where it kind of started from.

In fairness, I'm now Team Noel.

LAUGHTER Listen, mate, it could have been worse, if you know what I mean.

You got away lightly, I think.

Wow.

Me and Liam have squared away.

We had a little fall-out.

Only for ten minutes.

Cos he threw my hat across the bar.

No, you started it.

Did Liam **** your hat, Idris?

LAUGHTER No, let me feel his hair.

No, I did, I gave him a hug.

You know, he didn't like that, cos he loves his hair.

LAUGHTER He took my hat off, the bike just went...

So we had a little bit.

We're all good now.

APPLAUSE There we go, there we go.

Congratulations.

That sounded fantastic.

Thank you.

It was a boom!

You guys like it?

LAUGHTER I was just saying to Kevin, yeah, that's the one.

I seen you getting down, I was like...

And what's the Jack Black connection?

Do you know each other?

Do we?

Do we have a history?

Do we?

It's nice to meet you.

Only my kids are huge fans of School of Rock.

I don't think...

APPLAUSE Wasn't there something about working together?

No, now it's embarrassing.

It was his brother, Liam, that was the thing.

Oh, wow.

LAUGHTER That's all we have time for tonight.

LAUGHTER Let's just back up.

It's a daily occurrence.

I'm trying to shut that down with my eye contact to you.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

Because you were looking so blank and I was thinking, that's so weird that he can't even remember.

LAUGHTER I do find this fascinating.

You watch each other.

So if he was on here, did you watch him on here?

No.

But he watches you?

Oh, he's obsessed.

He'll be watching this now.

Can we all say hello to him?

Where is he?

Hi, Liam.

I'm still stuck on the kids part.

So they only like School of Rock?

LAUGHTER There's nothing else?

You know, School of Rock is, like, the second highest-grossing.

LAUGHTER APPLAUSE I mean, fans of his, but...

He's off the scale with that.

I met your boys and your daughter backstage.

Cool.

Because they came up to me and they were like, hey, we love you.

Usually when I come on to this show, I'm like, do you want to come?

They're like, no, not really.

I'm like, the Rock's going to be there.

And they were like, well, we're there.

I know, that's right.

So did they know I was here?

LAUGHTER They're watching now.

And they kind of mentioned it backstage.

They were like, who's the other fella?

Oh, hey, Chris Rock is here.

LAUGHTER APPLAUSE So, listen, we must mention, that is from the album Who Built The Moon, which is out now.

And it's pretty special.

This is your tenth consecutive number one album.

Wow.

APPLAUSE Yeah, it's a record.

I didn't know it was a record until the chart people called up for a quote for it.

And we kind of had to do a count and go, wow, yeah, it's a record.

But we celebrated...

It went number one last Friday and we celebrated hard, me and my wife, by getting a couple of bags of kettle chips and watching the Graham Norton Show.

CHEERING That's an idea.

That's a proper idea.

APPLAUSE Because we watch it every week and she seems to be on every week.

LAUGHTER I'm looking at the hardest woman in showbiz.

OK, it's on Gogglebox, all right.

It's my favourite show.

I will say that.

Oh, bless you, bless you.

See, see, nice guest.

Listen, good luck with it.

Thank you so much.

Noel Gallagher, everybody.

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