Welcome to Road Trip.

Hi.

What's up?

We've got to go gym in like 15 minutes.

The Bluetooth device.

Oh.

Cue the alarm.

Mikey, I can't see you.

Wait, wait.

That's how you do it.

Guys.

I just recorded something for...

You wouldn't have seen it by now.

For an episode that's coming out in a couple of days.

I had to put some stuff together.

So, that's all done now.

We've not long got back from the gym.

Hi.

I'm vlogging the after this.

If that makes sense.

Makes sense, right?

Clever.

I ride using my laptop now to edit.

Whatever that was.

What?

It's not reading the passport.

Oh, no.

I know.

It does that.

You've got to keep trying.

Really?

Let's have a tea.

Let's have that tea.

My tea.

It is my tea.

It's a mighty tea.

It's a mighty tea.

It is a mighty tea.

It's the part of me that wants to be on camera right now.

I'm starving.

It's a harsh reality of RTTV and daily vlogs.

You'll be on it all the time when you least expect it.

One day this will be paparazzi.

Paparazzi of food.

You've eaten.

You had three pita breads.

I know.

I didn't like them.

You still ate.

I did.

Windsor.

Windsor.

Windsor.

We've come into Windsor today because we were bored and we've got nothing to do.

So, we were like, yeah, let's do it.

Should we meet you in Nando's?

Yeah.

Cool.

We're in Windsor.

We're probably going to go sweet shop now.

Get some cheeky sweets, you know, down our little gobs.

Shut up, Rookie.

Don't litter.

Littering's bad.

No, I'm going to kick it up in the air and catch it in the net.

Oh.

Goal!

Odds of putting it back in your mouth.

Three, two, one, four.

Six.

Oh, he's only going to do it.

Three, two, one.

Six.

Oh.

We're in, I'm in the way.

We're in Hardee's right now, the sweet shop in Windsor.

And I've just found these.

Well, Jack found them.

They're called Jolly Ranchers.

Jolly Ranchers.

They're Jack's favourite.

Ah, Mikey.

Do you know what?

I feel well good.

Yeah, that was good.

I thought I was having a good hair day until I looked in here.

And I'm like, wow.

I look like God.

Uh, me old friend, the sergeant.

He's got a massive.

It looks like Mikey, but in a red suit.

Mikey and Jack have left me.

I don't know where they've gone.

I think they've run off somewhere.

I'm sort of stuck in Windsor at the moment.

We're going out.

Going to get some Nando's.

Probably look at the castle for a little bit.

One main question I want to ask.

You know when it gets cold, how, what changes the weather?

I'm going to go find Mikey and Jack.

What's going on?

We're in the fudge shop again.

Always, always.

Look where you went, boys.

This is the fudge man who makes all the fudge in Windsor.

I got a pan on his head.

Shout out to Matt.

You know this because you've got fans.

Yeah.

I don't really have fans so much as I have spectators.

We're your fans.

We're your fans.

You're obviously quite polite.

People are always trying to lick stuff.

You'll get this.

Your fans will try and lick you.

If you can, try and lick these guys.

They'll appreciate that.

Otherwise, they'll have to wear these t-shirts.

They will.

Lick or stroke the road trip.

Yeah, there you go.

Stroke the road trip.

He tries to lick us on a regular basis.

He does.

You try and lick us all the time.

Matt, calm down.

Sweetest fudge.

You cheeky man.

Yep.

The hair's still shit.

We came back from Windsor and we noticed that there's some bags here.

Harvey's home.

Harvey went away for a few days for his birthday.

He's gone somewhere with Blair.

And when he comes back, we've got a little surprise for him.

Problem is, because we organised a surprise for his birthday and it's three days on, his surprise is going to be stale.

So what we're thinking is when we give him the cake, do we punch it?

Yes.

I think so too.

Brooke's not sure because Brooke thinks it'll go on the floor, but I personally think that's even funnier.

If one more person votes towards the cake being punched, Brooke will be on our team.

What do you think, Mikey, on the matter?

He's ignoring me because he's pretending not to listen.

Sorry, Mikey, I genuinely didn't hear.

You look really good.

Genuinely, from this angle, it's probably the best you've ever looked on Arty TV.

Shut up.

You look really good.

I'm not buying it.

Whatever you're doing, keep doing that thing you do.

We're thinking when Harve gets here and we give him his cake, because it's pretty much stale already, do we punch it as we give it him?

No.

Why?

Because we paid a lot of money for that cake.

I know we did, but that was just...

I'm not willing to beat it up.

No, no, no, just one quick dab.

One quick punch, just dab.

Depends who's punching it.

If you're punching it, then you're sure.

Because you feel like I'll get in trouble for it.

No, because I feel like it would do no damage.

Why are you being nasty?

Mikey's turned solid. 2017 is the year of the coin ban.

I am hard.

No, we're not going to punch it.

I have good news, though, for the roadies watching.

The Christmas video of our time at home is done.

Yay!

It's only taken...

A month.

A month.

Basically, me and Mikey get procrastinating about it, like, we'll do it tomorrow, we'll do it tomorrow.

I'm really looking forward to this, because you guys will have put some hefty hours in on this one.

Can't wait for Harvey to come home.

Jack's buzzin', aren't you, Jack?

Mikey's mad.

I'm not mad.

Hashtag Mike Mikey.

What?

I'm just taking control.

Ooh, how many roadies want to hear you say that, hey?

The battery's on 69% on the camera.

Oh, my Lord.

I had ham today, as well.

It's really going to hurt.

You had ham today?

I had ham earlier.

Wow, I wanted to get ham.

Listen to the can of pop.

Please insert an explosion, yes!

Peace and love.

Flipside, all that shebang.

I'm literally trying to do an outro, and you're just talking over it.

You're so blonde.

Blair and Harvey are back from wherever they've gone.

Harvey has no idea that we bought him a birthday cake.

The best custom cake we could find around the area.

I have talc on my face, hence why I look like a vampire.

I want to be Damien.

You do, from The Vampire.

Diaries, there you go.

Yeah, it's an Oreo customised cake, and it is...

Hang on.

Wicked!

So, it's really late now.

Everyone's asleep.

We found out earlier from Blair that we've nearly sold out some of the shows, especially the London show, already in one night for the next tour, which is insane news.

It makes us all so happy.

It's so cool that you guys are coming to see us live.

Thank you if you've got a ticket already.

If you haven't, go get some, or you're going to miss out on a good time.

Hang on.

Wicked!