Maybe I can earn some Chinese viewers, but the problem is the Chinese people cannot officially watch YouTube.

I mean, they can, but officially they are not allowed to.

So do I have to go to Bilibili?

If you go to Bilibili, you can definitely earn a lot of Chinese viewers, but most of them are, you know, little pink.

小粉红?

Yeah, right.

Exactly.

So, if you want to, if you want to develop on Bilibili, then you should consider whether to sell your soul.

Ah, okay.

I'm ready.

You're ready?

我是资本主义的猪。

What?

I was trying to say I am a pig of a captain.

Or 狗 would be a better word.

Yeah.

猪狗 is a better word.

Pig dog.

Pig dog.

Yeah, pig dog.

And in Chinese, there is even 猪狗, called 猪狗不如.

And that's what I was going to be if I go to Bilibili.

I've seen a lot of TikTok clips made by pink guys, and I saw the trend there.

In those clips, I think they tend to make videos making fun of Japan.

So that's what I'm going to copy.

You're going to copy?

Yeah.

I know about Japan better than they do.

So I think I can make better making fun of Japan.

我的名字叫日本鬼子。 今天我来介绍大家中国比日本怎么伟大。 你听过日本首相马上辞职吗?

其实日本的首相经常更换,因为他们的领导非常不好。 中国呢,无论发生什么,我们伟大的主席绝对不会辞职。 中国人民共和国万岁!

This is the feeling of Maiguo.

You know, they're always saying that Chinese people do not have the freedom to speak.

But actually we have. We can't blame any other country rather than China.

That's just like the joke from the Soviet Union.

You know, an American man told a Soviet man that, you know, in our country, America, we have freedom of speech and freedom of expression.

We can say whatever we want, including blaming our own president.

And the Soviet man replied to him.

Yeah, that's the same with us.

We can also blame American president in Soviet Union.

How about your friendship of Korea and Japan?

I just failed in establishing the friendship.

So yeah, since you came here, maybe we can establish the zhong ri han sang guo de you hao.

But we don't have a Korean here.

Yeah, only if Mr. XXX would be here.

Wait, he's coming.

Oh.

Hello.

Thank you very much.

How old are you now?

In Korean age?

Oh, by the way, in Korean age, Mr. XXX was expelled.

Then he's XXX.

Wait, are you still XXX?

I can't believe that he's younger than me.

He's gonna be sad.

I'm really tired now.

Why? What happened to you?

I'm drunken.

So you went for nomikai with your military mates?

Yes, but not mates.

All of my senpai.

I can imagine that.

That should be really tough.

I don't drink at all.

I hate to drink, but at this time, I drink six bottles of beer.

Yeah, just don't vomit onto your PC.

Yeah, but don't worry.

I mean, genetically speaking, you Koreans and Chinese are better drinkers than the average Japanese.

Koreans are the better, I think.

No, you guys are almost the same.

I have an experience.

I had a nomikai with Korean and Chinese friends.

And they were just like crazy.

And I died.

Really? You died?

Yes, I died. And I vomited outside.

I finally watched Oshinoko.

Oh, you watched it? How do you feel about it?

It's a really good anime.

I really liked Oshinoko before.

When I go to YouTube, my algorithm recommends Oshinoko every time.

When I started to watch it, after the first episode, now I'm interested.

So that proves YouTube's algorithm is better than your actual instincts.

Yes.

It's scary, isn't it?

YouTube knows about you better than you.

Yeah, it knows me.

No, man, it's just joking.

YouTube is a great company.

It's really great.

They take care of our private information very safely.

Wait, so after you completed season 1 of Oshinoko and you're Korean, didn't you realize that one of your presidents is very like Oshinoko?

I'm sorry.

They have too much in common.

Now I realize it.

So, for your information, in Korea, they had a president called Park Chung-hee.

And he's very similar to Hoshi no Ai.

So he's got assassinated by one of the most royal fans of him.

And he has a daughter.

And the daughter later became a president as well.

So some people, including me, think that actually the president Park Chung-hee is the model of Hoshi no Ai.

They have too much in common.

That can't be a coincidence.

I mean, trying my life, my free life in Japan right now.

Because I'm only free before...

Are you going back to China in...

Yeah.

Yeah.

I only have left.

Yeah, I'm gonna cry.

No, don't be sad.

China is a good country as well.

I can't.

I say I love China, but I don't like China, you know.

Wait a minute.

Your voice has suddenly started cutting off.

Really?

Wait, is that because of me or because of you or because of...