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Did you countdown?
Oh, you didn't even count- I'm gonna switch the stream!
You didn't even countdown!
I have to mentally prepare myself!
Literally everybody counts down!
Okay, okay, my bad, my bad.
Okay, 3, 2, 1.
Hi!
Oh my gosh!
We're just talking about, like, how much we loved each other.
Welcome to our official, you know, completely objective, no opinions at all, factual Niji EN savage tier list.
We are ranking people in EN based on how good they are at roasting, Spitfire comebacks, putting up with shit, talking shit, banter, all that stuff.
Making shit.
Yeah!
Shitting shit.
What else do you shit?
I don't know, you're the one that likes to talk about poop.
Yeah, I know.
On top of that, we're also gonna do, like, a wholesome tier list after this, you know, to counterbalance.
Yay!
I know who's at the top of the wholesome tier list.
So our tiers are savage, can roast, situational, too nice, and bullied.
Let's put her at the top.
Just kidding.
Well, actually, I know Alira personally.
She's one of my besties.
This girl's really smart, you know?
She's really nice, but if she feels like it, she can say something really, like, smart and mean, you know?
So...
She's, like, an intellectual roastie.
What about Mrs. Thiche?
I feel like if we put her in bullied, it's gonna make her cry.
That just proves that she gets bullied even more.
Honestly, that solidifies her spot.
Yeah.
I guess?
I don't know why I feel so bad.
I feel like she's also too nice, though.
I don't know.
Can you put in between, like, between the lines or something?
Is that possible?
You wanna make a new tier for, like, for, like, guilt trip?
It's so nice today.
What do you mean I'm so nice today?
I'm nice every day.
Yeah, what the fuck, chat?
Yeah, what's wrong with your kiyomodachis?
Okay, okay, okay.
Do you think you can outroast Pomo?
Yes.
Really?
Yeah, I just don't know if I'm comfortable enough trying yet because, um...
You know, you can't come in at a 10 if you're not sure about how everyone takes stuff yet, and since I'm still kinda new, I don't wanna be, like, saying egregious shit, and then people are like, oh my god, what the fuck's wrong with this Kilkin?
He needs help, like, he can't read the room like that.
I don't know, Kiyom.
Maybe I just need to see you in action because, like, not all right sometimes.
I can send you some clips after this.
I don't need to see no clips.
I just need to see you do something.
Alright, I need to get more comfortable, okay?
You've been waiting eons, okay?
I just got here, like, I'm sorry.
I don't know what the fuck eons are.
It means you're ancient.
That I'm ancient?
I'm not even that old.
You're just really, really young.
You're like a fetus.
She said, you a iPad kid.
You really are an iPad kid.
Okay, no, no.
When did you get your first cell phone, man?
Don't do that shit.
Don't do that shit.
I got my first cell phone, listen, in third grade, okay?
But it was a fucking Nokia.
It was a Nokia!
It was in third grade?
I finally got my own pencil sharpener, bitch.
It was a Nokia, and the reason I got it is because I was biking to school in the morning by myself.
You had a bike in the third grade?
My parents made me walk in winter.
Let's do Rosamie.
Okay.
No, Rosamie's not even in the second wave.
Dude, do you not know the order?
You don't know who's in Obsidia?
Are you Eminem?
I'm not joking.
It's Celen, Petra, and Millie.
Yo, shut the fuck up trying to make me look bad, bro.
You can't gaslight me.
I swear to God, you like bullied me for like half a second.
No, no.
I was stunlocked.
I see those eyes, why are they like this?
I was stunlocked because of how dumb you sounded.
I was like, there's no way.
Yeah.
You have been in We got him, guys.
This long.
Okay, I was gonna put her in bullied, right?
But considering she's at the bottom of every other tier list, I kind of want to put her in guilt trip just because I feel bad.
Petra is a strong woman, okay?
Like, she gets bullied, but every single day she fights those bullies, okay?
True.
Oh, shit.
I can't hear you anymore, Kyo.
I don't know what happened.
Oh, never mind.
I can hear you now.
Petra fucking cursed me for a second.
Hello?
Hi.
Oh, shit.
Never mind.
I can't hear you.
Petra!
It's the curse of the Gurren.
You know what, Ana?
Let's just do you.
Okay, I feel like I'm too nice.
Like, I don't know why.
No, seriously, like, I let my chat literally say anything.
Like, they say some mean shit sometimes, and I just kind of take it to be honest.
Hello, are you frozen?
Like, what's going on?
I just think you're coping right now, to be honest with you.
I'm actually so nice!
I feel like, like, between the two of us, you can probably roast me better.
But that doesn't mean you still can't roast.
You know, in about, like, ten years or something, when you grow a little older.
See?
That's not roasting.
That's just, like, facts.
It's Can Roaster Savage.
You're not.
You can't talk your way out of this one.
Why?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Why do I only have two goals?
I know you want to.
I really do.
I know you want to, but, like, I don't think anyone would agree if you got put below Can Roast.
I swear!
I'm so nice!
Look, you're, like, roasting me right now!
I'm not.
I'm gonna do what I'm gonna pull at you.
I'm not roasting you.
I'm just being factual.
These are facts.
It's true.
Why do you need to put reverb on?
No reason.
Okay, but I'm after Celine, right?
Okay.
Yeah, Celine is just Celine.
We have Celine in front of us.
Okay, okay.
At least there's someone who's, like, more bitter in life than me.
So you just don't want to be called a bitch, is what it is.
No, that's not it at all!
You guys call me bitches all the time.
I mean, bitch is your favorite word.
I don't know.
What do you think, chat?
Nina is really hard.
I don't know.
I feel like she would kind of go in the guilt trip.
Really?
Wait, let me think.
Do I feel...
If I roast my mom, do I feel bad?
But that's the thing.
She's in Etheria, so I don't really feel too bad because we're close.
We're in a gen.
I feel bad roasting her sometimes.
Is there anybody you roast that you don't feel bad, though?
Because I feel like you feel bad anyway.
Oh, I don't feel bad roasting you.
I don't feel bad roasting Pomu.
Any of my IRL friends, I don't feel bad.
You have in-real-life friends?
Yes, bitch.
I have in-real-life friends.
Thank you.
Okay.
Just, you know, kind of like a requirement if you join Nijisan, you can't have in-real-life friends.
Well, you're gonna lose them anyways.
Don't you worry.
Yo, he an anime boy now.
What the fuck is this?
Okay, there's this clip of Shu that literally explains why why Shu doesn't swear.
Okay.
He said in this clip that he feels that swearing is very unnecessary and, like, I'm not gonna lie, that was, like, the biggest roast I've ever...
Like, the biggest indirect roast I've ever gotten from like, Shu wasn't even, like, roasting me.
He was subbing you.
He literally just I've never seen it, and I have nobody has really seen it, you know, online or offline, but I swear to God, this man has the power to overtake even Celine.
I swear to God.
You should make a category that says, bitch, but, like, like, right below Pomu.
Because Uki is can be really savage, but he, like, he has targets.
He's fucking Okay, look, his only target is me.
Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying.
This feels very personal, you know.
I swear to God, like, sometimes, I'm not even in there.
Like, I'm not even in the stream, and he'll, like, talk shit about me.
Okay, wait, we need to talk about this.
Okay, make a category.
Nah, we need to talk about this.
We need to talk about this.
This bitch can roast, but also, I need you to change can roast to, like, bitches that can roast.
I just need you to put him in a Don't quotation it, because that implies that he's not.
If I put a category called bitches, and I put Pomu in it, I'm going to get eviscerated by the Pomu diet.
I can't do that shit.
No!
Pomu is a bitch, you know, and we all love her for it.
But see, you can say that.
For me, personally, I can't.
Okay, but you said that he will act different or something or he will say stuff when you're not even there.
Listen, Anna, we need to talk about something real quick, okay?
What?
I heard what you said about me at that panel, Anna.
What panel?
The Otakuthon one.
Bro, if I'm your oshi, just say so.
Jeez.
No, shut the fuck- Okay, now, what you said is, what you said is, I will destroy that Zoom or TikTok kid on the panel.
That's what you said.
Did I say that?
That's what you said.
I can't remember.
No, I just wanted to point out the contrast.
That was funny to me.
These two are bitches.
Except, one of them I like, and the other one, I need to get rid of.
Who do you want to get rid of?
Is it the one that Atera looks like?
Overdyed snow cone?
Yeah.
You know, when they give you a snow cone, they put too much fucking- I have to process that for like one second.
Yeah, when they put too much syrup on that shit, you're like, bro, why is this shit so fucking dark?
Bro, only Zoomers eat that shit, okay?
You don't- You've never had a fucking snow cone, Anna?
Okay, no, you just didn't have a childhood.
Blue hair, I don't know, magenta, black.
Can you choose a Where you want your wings to grow from?
Thank you.
Look, my wings indicate that I belong in heaven.
And why are you not there anymore?
Because I choose to go down here to correct kids like you.
You seem kind of stressed, you know, doing this all the time.
Are you sure it's worth it?
You know what?
It's definitely not, but I care so much about you that I feel like I need to fix you.
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
You're welcome, Kill.
You're welcome.
Since you were talking about me a lot, where are you putting me on the tier list?
I mean, you come up with some pretty good roasts, and you're definitely a bitch.
I don't know.
I don't think you're really that nice.
I've seen you bully Ren.
You're so mean.
Bro, fuck Ren.
Why?
He didn't do anything.
He's such a sweetheart.
Because.
You know how Uki says fuck you when you say fuck Uki for no reason?
You know, same thing.
Ren is nothing like Uki.
I'm sure even Uki would admit that.
No, yeah, Ren is nothing like Uki.
I just have a thing for hating Ren, you know?
I've seen you guys on stream.
He wants so bad for you to love him, but you don't.
You know?
Yeah.
It's almost like you love him so much you don't know what to do.
Okay, now that you're writing a whole ass fanfic on this livestream, chill out.
Yeah, you're giving a little bit of Tundere vibes, you know?
You're one to talk.
Wait, hold on.
Chill!
You're one to talk.
You are one to talk.
That was way too loud.
Oh my god.
Guys, I didn't even realize this.
Are you a Tundere?
You are.
Oh, so you're the pot calling the kettle black?
I don't know what kind of kettle.
Look, can you please speak English?
Because I don't know.
I'm sorry you don't understand.
I will dumb it down for you.
You're being a hypocrite.
Maybe I showed that I was a little nicer earlier.
If I was a heartless bitch from the start, I could have just, you know, I could have gone down the you route.
So now when you're nice, people think you're being condescending.
So you have a benefit, honestly.
If I ever got to that point, I would love that shit.
Why can't I have that power?
Are you trying to donate some of it?
You don't want that power?
Nobody thinks I'm nice anymore.
She is a Tundere.
Will you ever work in like, what's it called, those like retirement homes?
No.
Well, if you do, I think you might actually you know, potentially have some sort of like humane empathetic feeling, you know, for once in your life.
You should work there.
I don't even know how we got from like, you know, point A, B, C to Z.
I'm a little confused.
Okay, I think the problem is you're too Zoomer and I'm just too Boomer.
I just don't know how we went from like me talking about how you were a Tundere and trying to prove it by, you know, giving multiple analogies and then you just like diverted the topic because you were uncomfortable that I pointed that out and talked about empathy and me working in a retirement home.
You know what you sound like?
You sound like one of those people who like report VTuber news on YouTube.
You sound like one of those people.
What is that supposed to mean?
Something happens and the next day it's already on VTuber news.
That's what you sound like right now.
You literally sound like that right now.
Okay, next to your list.
Let's get it.
Okay.
Oh shit, you're not sick of me yet?
Okay.
I mean, we don't have we can stop.
Do you want to stop?
I'm just joking.
I'm just joking.
You can still be like a savage, but like a cinnamon roll, you know?
Oh yeah, I agree.
Are you referring to me?
Because I feel like No.
No.
Okay.
Wait, Q.
I actually think I'm like at least semi-wholesome.
Okay.
State your case.
There's so many things that I didn't know before I joined Nijisanji, okay?
Okay.
Like, okay.
This is your stream, so if it gets demonetized you ask, okay?
I didn't know what cream pie meant.
Uh-huh.
I literally didn't know that until like after the it was Millie or someone.
They literally told me what that meant.
I was like, that's fucking disgusting.
Well, you know, it's just I just don't know all of these like terms, you know?
Like, you know, um, like like cucking, you know?
I didn't know what that meant.
All of these things I learned because because like these fucking fake fucks.
Who taught you about cream pie?
I don't know.
I can't remember.
I think it was the chat, actually.
Oh, okay.
Mista taught me about this jar thing where like people like come on the jar and like Okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It sounds like you already know.
Like how the fuck do you know this?
I didn't Because I had no friends in real life.
I grew up on the internet, okay?
What do you expect?
I grew up on the internet, too.
Okay, well I didn't grow up on like mylittlepony.com.
That's why I'm growing up on the wholesome side.
Like, I literally like I like sing anime music and then I like go on Reddit and, you know, talk about anime theories.
That's it.
You fucking bitch.
Put me You put me under fucking pomo, okay?
I deserve to be there.
I'm not that unwholesome.
I actually don't know shit.
Yo, I'm a virgin.
I just personally feel like you're not there yet.
Stop yourself right there.
You just said personally, so that's a personal opinion.
Like, the thing is just like objectively, you haven't even been here for like over a month, so I feel like maybe you shouldn't be objectively even making a tier list.
Alright, so what I'm hearing is I'm moving you down to unhinged.
What the fuck, man?
At least put me- No, no, just Okay, let's go to the next person and we'll talk about it, okay?
Alright, where are you placing me?
Um You can make your own column, you know?
Called what?
Called VTuber News Anchor.
You get presented facts and you twist them.
Nah, you're just mad that I'm actually not just like folding for you.
I'm not even mad.
If I were mad then I wouldn't be here.
I feel like I could be a semi-wholesome.
Are you fucking joking me?
Okay, you know what?
Honestly, I'm not gonna lie.
I feel like we're on the same ranking.
Okay, um Albin.
He's sentimental.
I feel like.
Albin is like super, super seisant.
Are we like- Are we talking about the same people?
Are we?
No, you didn't even let me explain!
Are we talking about- You didn't explain.
You just got silent.
Okay, look.
Albin's rice purity is 27.
And also, this was announced on stream so it's not like- Really?
Okay.
Yes!
I don't know what the fuck he did but he probably like have stolen organs or something.
That's crazy!
Alright!
You know what?
Yeah!
I'm telling you!
I wasn't lying!
He self-reported!
I mean at that point.
Like he even admitted it on stream.
Like he told his fans on stream.
They said Fulbrizz is a 29 rice purity score and you still haven't been wholesome.
Like really?
He's a 29?
Yeah!
I didn't know that.
Oh shit.
Um.
I feel like Shoe goes to just being wholesome too.
I don't know if he's like a similar.
I mean, apparently his rice purity score is pretty low.
Well, what's his rice purity score?
I don't know. 31?
Holy sh- Well, you know, like- Okay chat, I know you guys have this document full of like everyone's rice purity scores.
I need to see that doc.
Like- Yeah!
Where is this shit located on the internet?
Yeah, seriously.
Like now- Is this an updated regular?
Is it peer-reviewed?
Like where is this shit?
Like seriously, next thing you know, like Shoe's rice purity score is gonna be like low or something.
Yeah!
Like, what's happening?
Like, I literally, after this tier list, I have a completely different perspective of a lot of people.
Me too!
Cause I don't know how these rice purity scores either.
Like, I'm not even gonna like you.
I feel like you're more on the wholesome side now.
Yeah, I feel like both of us are.
We talk a lot of shit, but we haven't really been doing much.
No, we should move up!
We should move up!
Yeah!
We are definitely less- Like, yeah.
Like, we are definitely not below Fu-chan now.
Yeah!
I mean, honestly, I feel like- I won't even move us even, like you go 31, move us up, bitch!
Move us up!
Honestly, I feel like we're coping.
I'm not gonna lie.
I feel like we hard-coping.
No, no, no, no!
We're not!
We're not!
Dude!
Dude!
Bro!
Okay, I'ma- If you put us in semi-wholesome, I'm gonna be asking you a bunch of questions, okay?
Like, seriously.
Like- Okay, what questions?
Like- Dude, are you a virgin?
Okay, alright, I'ma move back to us.
I'ma move back to us.
I don't wanna talk about this.
Exactly.
That's right, fucking bitch.
Don't try me.
We fucking deserve to be up there, man.
We deserve to be up there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
No bias involved.
Suddenly, I'm the most innocent Niji Ien.
Yeah, you are a baby.
When did I say I was a fucking baby?
I mean, like, you're- I'm saying for, like, you're pure.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You like that better?
Yeah.
Baby?
Okay.
Okay, grandma.
You know what?
You gotta admit, I am the best looking grandma, okay?
Sure.