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Woo!

Rhianna is here!

Oh, she is!

Oh! Emmy and Golden Globe winner

Sarah Paulson is here!

Oh, wow!

Oh!

The double Oscar winner Kate Blanchett!

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The one and only Sandra Bullock is here!

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I'm exhausted!

Oh, we haven't even had sex yet!

Let's go home now.

Oh!

Thank you!

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You thought it was a good idea.

It's a terrible idea.

Is your dress covered in what I think it's covered in?

Yes, it is. It's very interesting.

Do you see that or do you see fences?

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Graham, what are you thinking about when you're seeing all these women?

What do you see when you look at me, Graham?

Well, I looked over there and I did see cock.

LAUGHTER

Because you were all in the film together, there's people who don't want the idea that you got on.

Oh, no, just the other day we were all doing a junket where you sit in a room and someone asks you the same question every five minutes.

Sorry.

It's OK.

And my publicist walks in, she's got this look, she's kind of a pitbull, she comes in and she goes, we just got an email from this tabloid and they're saying that you were a problem and that you have problems with everyone else on the set and there's just a problem.

And so then you take it very personally.

It's just a tabloid, it doesn't matter, but then you start to schvitz and you start to panic.

We realise that everyone wants us to be ripping each other's weaves off.

But in the midst, there is Rihanna.

Yes.

Yes, who's eclipses kind of act up.

You need help.

She's the singer, really.

Yeah, I really am the singer.

You did do a lot of singing on set.

I thought maybe I could give her a few new little ditties that she could record if she chose to and she didn't really take me up on it.

What was your little jingle for Grant Morton?

It was called Birdcage, remember?

I was like, you live in a birdcage.

No, I got rid of bullshit.

And you walk up past that.

Didn't you have an experience meeting Cher?

I did and I love Cher and I stuck my nose in the back of her hair.

Wait a minute, how did that happen?

I was at a party where she was and I was too nervous to go up to her and I needed to be nearest as possible.

So I kind of went up behind her and then I just

Sniffed her.

And she's got a lot of hair and so I went kind of deeper than I expected.

And I was like, oh, hello.

She smells like pineapple.

You've moved back here.

I'm so sorry, yes I have.

Nowhere in the country with pigs and chickens.

You've got animals now.

We don't get that.

How many pigs do you have, just two?

Benson and Hedges.

Because talking of pigs,

Rihanna, I don't get it.

No.

Do not hear things that were not said.

Let him finish.

Thank you, Rihanna.

Have you ever seen this?

It looks better than me.

We all did that on set.

We all did that.

Was there a lot of singing and twerking?

There was a lot of, yeah.

So Danny Ocean, George Clooney, is your brother and the movie begins when you get out of prison. So tell us more.

The movie starts as I get out of prison.

I've been in prison for five years.

Eight months and twelve days.

And I've had all that time to hatch this plan. I go find my best friend, Lou.

I thought that was me.

I thought it was me.

Bestie number two.

So Lou is best friend and second best friend.

You're like a housewife, a happy housewife.

Yeah, but the second best friend.

The second best friend is no big deal.

We were best friends.

Someone came in and took it and that's fine.

Yes, and I have some children that I happily leave to go make some money.

So have you all been at the Rio Met Gala? No.

You haven't? No.

You have not? No. That's because you wear dresses like that.

That's right.

That's entirely right.

I'm going to cry now.

This is you in 2015 in the yellow.

You're not getting out of a car in that, are you?

No. I did. I put the garment.

The omelette.

I put it in the car first.

Then I had to put it on in the car.

So you were naked when you got in the car?

No. Stop.

Blanchette, now a woman of many talents but sewing is not one of them.

I don't remember that.

You had a costume.

I made one for my kid every year.

We were in the States and Halloween is a big thing.

I did what I thought was a ghost.

Then he got out to the pageant and he looked like he was someone from the Ku Klux Klan.

I have really just got the angle wrong.

So I stopped.

That was my first and last attempt at sewing for my child.

Sarah Fawcett, you attended the Met Gala and apparently there was an odd moment with the paparazzi.

No one was taking my picture.

No one was taking it. It was like, pictures, pictures, pictures.

I was like, hello.

Nobody cared.

I was wearing something nice.

I turned around and all of a sudden I saw

Madonna was standing there and everyone was taking her picture.

Someone happened to snap my picture and I saw her and that was unattractive.

You played her mother,

Queen Elizabeth, in the King's Speech.

Look at you.

That was a long time ago.

Is this an easy voice for you?

You are quite posh.

You mean in normal life?

They're really, really, really posh though.

I'm not that posh. I sound posh.

You do.

I do when I'm not doing the Irish.

Right.

In any way, you've got to find her.

It's a long story.

Wow. This is like some sort of personality disorder.

That's exactly what my therapy said.

You've done loads of accents and loads of voices.

What role would you like to play?

What voice would you like to do?

I was surprised by the answer to that question.

Oh, you mean Lucy?

Yes.

No, it's my favourite thing.

It's Lucy from A Good Man, Charlie Brown.

The musical.

But you nearly got to play it.

Yes, because one of my close friends is

Geoffrey Rush and he played Snoopy and I'd always wanted to play Lucy.

Where did this happen?

I've missed it.

Did you see that bird?

It's called an eagle but because it's little it has another name, a sparrow and at Christmas and Thanksgiving we eat them and way up there those fluffy little white things they make the wind blow and way down there are those tiny little black things. Those are bugs they make the grass grow.

Oh my God.

Did I get the role?

Because Rihanna, you use your accent in the film but I didn't realise that your accent was kind of the reason why you had your first big hit. That's how you got Umbrella because lots of people wanted that song.

Umbrella?

Ella, Ella, Ella.

You think that's an accent in that?

On the Ellas, isn't there?

Ella, Ella, Ella.

See, I can't hear it.

It just sounds normal to me.

Let me just do it again for you.

Any chance of a new album or anything?

Or have you just walked away from that?

Who sent you?

I actually am in the studio and working on new music.

Are you going to do a song with

Laura?

I think we should do an Ocean

Day Club.

We can do a song together.

I'll be like this in the video.

I don't want y'all to upstage me.

Is that wine?

Yes, it's wine.

You can do some impressions.

You can do a mammal.

I can do a dolphin.

Go.

That is very good.

Really good.

I've heard you doing...

There's a Hollywood actress you do very well.

Is it Drew Barrymore?

Yes, sometimes

I do do her.

Sometimes.

It's like if I'm pressed.

Has she seen that?

Uh-huh.

Do you do any of them?

Not yet.

Okay.

You're waiting for this press tour to be over.

I do Ella, Ella.

It's really good.

Really good.

If you ever need me to do the dolphin in the background of a gig.

I think there's musicality to it.

I just think it could be an extra...

Don't call me, I'll call you.