This is another.

Introducing the world's largest gummy bear.

Seriously.

The world's largest gummy bear happens

to be five pounds of your favorite gummy bear flavor.

This mammoth beast is 5 and 1/2 inches wide,

3 and 1/2 inches deep, and 9 inches tall.

According to our math, that's about as

high as a full grown man-- from 30 feet away.

Like all of the biggest and most awesome things,

the world's largest gummy bear is made in the USA.

At vat19.com, one of these glorious gummies

is waiting with your name on it.

So you can either hog every mouthwatering morsel

for yourself-- num-num-num-- or give someone

the greatest flipping gift ever.

Oh, it's a sweater.

This will be great when it's cold outside.

Holy sh--

It should be noted that a common side effect in our test groups

involved extreme emotional attachment

to this newborn-baby sized gummy bear.

Specific cases included taking it to family dinners,

sight seeing around the city, rocking it to sleep,

and teaching it to play the piano.

The world's largest gummy bear is 10 times more massive

than the giant gummy bear on a stick,

making it the equivalent of 1400 regular gummy bears.

And since that works out to roughly 90 servings,

you'll want to wrap it up and store it

in the fridge between binges.

Buy one today in your flavor of choice at vat19.com.

vat19.com.

Purveyors of curiously awesome products.

(SINGING) vat19.com Give me more gummy bears!