Little Man, yeah, he- he was not fixed, so he's been spraying on my floor.

So, today, he got de-balled.

And he's miserable.

Looking.

My condolences to him.

Well, we warned him, though.

We told him, we said,

Little Man, if you pee on the floor one more time, you're losing your balls.

And he did it anyway, so.

But then again, you didn't really explain it to him in his own language.

Uh, I've meowed at him many times.

If you think about it, it's been kind of messed up, though.

Let's say- do you speak Spanish?

No, I only speak English.

Let's say, like, you knew this person who only spoke Spanish, and you guys don't understand each other.

And you tell him in English that,

Oh, you know, if you don't-

If you don't stop peeing around the house, I'm going to fix you.

Like, no balls!

And then he doesn't understand what you're talking about, and then he's like, ¿Quieres?

And then just goes to get in his balls room.

That's really, you know, that's really messed up, if you think about it.

Like, just because-

What's wrong with you?

I mean, just because it's an animal, it's fine, but when you, like, replace it with a human, it's kind of messed up.

Yeah, it's super fucked up.

But I, you know, I wouldn't de-ball a human, you know?

But what if, I don't know, maybe what if aliens came over, and they start talking to you in a foreign language?

Wait, no, we need to go back a little, because it's not human nature to pee on the floor.

What if they don't have a washroom?

What if, you know, let's say-

If they're at my house!

If they're at their house, I don't care if they want to pee on the floor, that's their prerogative, they have to clean it up.

But if they pee in my room where I have to clean it up, then, you know, they're at my mercy.

So you're going to fix it?

No, if it's a person, I'll probably just end their life, because I'm like, you can't exist in society, you can't stop peeing on the floor of somebody else's house, meaning you can't control yourself, so it's over for you.

Why would you do that?

Don't you think it would be even more painful to leave them alive?

No, because they're just going to keep peeing on my floor.

Yeah, then you can...

I'm scared.

What are you about to say?

That I can run?

No, I'm just saying, like, I think it's better to leave them alive.

Okay, okay.