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Uploaded: 2024-09-28T23:16:24.000Z
Duration: 2 min 48 s

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Did I tell you? My- so I have two cats, Little Man and Little Lady.

我告訴過你嗎？我有兩隻貓，"小男人 "和 "小女人

Little Man, yeah, he- he was not fixed, so he's been spraying on my floor.

小傢伙，是的，他--他沒有被修好，所以他一直在我的地板上噴水。

Little Man, if you pee on the floor one more time, you're losing your balls.

小傢伙，如果你再在地板上撒尿，你的蛋蛋就沒了。

But then again, you didn't really explain it to him in his own language.

不過話又說回來，你並沒有用他自己的語言向他解釋。

If you think about it, it's been kind of messed up, though.

如果你仔細想想，這已經有點亂了。

Let's say, like, you knew this person who only spoke Spanish, and you guys don't understand each other.

比方說，你認識一個只會說西班牙語的人，你們互相聽不懂對方說什麼。

哦，你知道，如果你不- Oh, you know, if you don't-

If you don't stop peeing around the house, I'm going to fix you.

如果你再在家裡到處撒尿，我就收拾你。

And then he doesn't understand what you're talking about, and then he's like, ¿Quieres?

然後他不明白你在說什麼，然後他就會說：¿Quieres？

And then just goes to get in his balls room.

That's really, you know, that's really messed up, if you think about it.

如果你仔細想想，這真的是，你知道，這真的是一團糟。

I mean, just because it's an animal, it's fine, but when you, like, replace it with a human, it's kind of messed up.

我的意思是，僅僅因為它是一隻動物，那還沒什麼，但如果你把它換成人類，那就有點亂套了。

But I, you know, I wouldn't de-ball a human, you know?

但我，你知道，我不會給人類去球，你知道嗎？

But what if, I don't know, maybe what if aliens came over, and they start talking to you in a foreign language?

但如果，我不知道，也許如果外星人來了，他們開始用外語和你說話呢？

Wait, no, we need to go back a little, because it's not human nature to pee on the floor.

等等，不，我們得往回說，因為尿在地板上不是人類的天性。

If they're at their house, I don't care if they want to pee on the floor, that's their prerogative, they have to clean it up.

如果他們在自己家裡，我不在乎他們是否想在地板上撒尿，那是他們的特權，他們必須清理乾淨。

But if they pee in my room where I have to clean it up, then, you know, they're at my mercy.

但是，如果他們在我的房間裡撒尿，而我必須清理乾淨，那麼，你知道，他們就只能任由我擺佈了。

No, if it's a person, I'll probably just end their life, because I'm like, you can't exist in society, you can't stop peeing on the floor of somebody else's house, meaning you can't control yourself, so it's over for you.

不，如果是一個人，我可能會直接結束他的生命，因為我想，你無法在社會上生存，你無法停止在別人家的地板上撒尿，這意味著你無法控制自己，所以你完了。

Don't you think it would be even more painful to leave them alive?

你不覺得讓他們活著會更痛苦嗎？

No, because they're just going to keep peeing on my floor.

不，因為他們會一直在我的地板上撒尿。

No, I'm just saying, like, I think it's better to leave them alive.

不，我只是說，我覺得還是讓他們活著比較好。

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