Oh no.

Oh god.

Oh shit.

Guys. Guys, I...

Bro.

No.

Come on.

Kirby?

Wait.

Wait.

Guys.

They invented spinning blocks?

Listen.

It's crazy how Nintendo is.

Oh wow. Look at that.

Oh.

Guys.

This is pretty close.

It's Jover. I...

Somebody...

Private this video. Don't send this to Nintendo.

This is bad.

Feels like a stretch?

That's what I felt.

At the beginning.

Look at this.

Oh bro. A solar system? Look at that.

This is just like Nintendo.

Look at that. That's Mario.

With the saw blades.

Swimming around.

Yep.

Exact same thing.

Bro.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

They're gonna patent fire?

This is bad guys.

Swimming? Yeah.

Exact same thing.

Look at that.

I...

I... I think it might be over for Sony.

And a patent pressing? Yeah.

Nintendo invented gaming?

I think that's what the patent says.

Look at this.

Oh come... I mean come on.

It's the same thing.

Look at this.

Man.

They patented giant robots?

Yeah.

Obviously.

Exact same thing guys.

This is 3DS world? Or 3D world?

Oh wow. Wow look at this.

Ooh.

There it is.

There's a snowman.

Man.

Ooh.

Look at that. Even Legend of Zelda.

Jabu...

Oh my god.

I haven't thought about that game in 20 years.

Look at this.

Breath of the Wild?

Wow.

Can we please get a Legend of Zelda game made by From Software?

I'm so sick of this femboy link bullshit.

I'm so sick of this limp dick weird bright

Like no bro.

Let's go back to the Link to the Past the Dark World

Dark Fantasy fucking like

Savage, like the Triforce the real shit man. What happened to that?

It's like the Legend of Zelda is being made for girls now.

Yeah I want Elden Link.

I want Dark Zelda. Let's go.

Fuck man.

It all started with Wind Waker.

That was the beginning of the end.

Majora's Mask you had the villain was the fucking moon.

The moon was going to crash into the earth and kill everyone. Why was it gonna do that?

Because fuck you that's why. It's gonna kill itself.

It's gonna kill everybody.

There's skeletons. People are dying. It's scary.

And now

Look at this

Just like Tears of the Kingdom

Both making the lava

Super Mario 64

Oh man

They're going all the way back into the 90s

Look at this. Oh wow

Yep

Oh

This. Oh my god

Shameless

Absolutely shameless

Sony. This is disgusting. And then he's gonna go to the star. Yeah and then it takes you up up to the star

This is disgusting

Oh no

No

What?

This

You gotta admit

It's pretty close

So long gay Bowser

Where's the patent for this?

We're gonna find out soon

Look at this

Uh-huh

Oh wow

Oh wow look at that

Zippers as well

Man

Geez

I'm gonna be honest guys

This is really making me think

This is really making me think

I need to play Astro Bot

I haven't played a Mario game in a long time

Seems like this is the same thing

Look at that

Oh I thought it was gonna show

Yoshi's Island. It's even the same colors of the balls

Did you play

Odyssey? Only a little bit

Just a little bit

Blunderjaw

Oh bro

Bro

Are you kidding

Dude

This is bad

Nintendo invented

Italians? No it invented

Italy 50 years ago when they made Nintendo

Yep

Man

The funny thing is a lot of this is a meme but let's just be honest for a couple of seconds here

Some of this is shamelessly ripped from Nintendo

Shamelessly ripped

I love it. It's funny

Right? It's still really funny

The Bowser

The Bowser boss fight took it over the edge for me

This is insane

Oh wait a minute guys

They were inspired

By the way

Yellow Yoshi used to never do that

Each of the different

Yoshis had different abilities they could do

Fire Yoshi could do fireballs

Blue Yoshi could fly

Yellow Yoshi could do more damage with his ground slam and Nintendo forgot their roots and they forgot the different reasons why different Yoshis can do different things and this is very fucking upsetting for me because I played

Super Mario World all the time

I remember fucking everything

Okay and that's how it used to be and they had Yoshi's story and they expanded the lore on the Yoshis and then there was additional

Yoshi lore about Yoshi Island and Super Mario RPG and that was like a whole different thing and then Yoshi's Island showed the different Yoshis

This is

It's disgusting. They don't even care

This is nuts

They woke Yoshi up?

You think so?

Oh wow

Look at that

Oh it's a gacha machine

Wow

App from Smash Brothers

I forgot all about that

Look at that

One for one

Oh yeah look at that guys

They invented slots now?

They did

Look at that potato

Oh wow

Volcano the exact same way

Oh look this is going to be Luigi's mansion

Yep there it is

See that guys?

The same exact thing

Astro Bot right here

Use the boost to get through

I will still never forget the meme

One of the first memes that I ever saw on the internet was a picture of Star Fox and it said do a barrel roll and it was Star Fox and this was in like 2005 or something like that on 4chan maybe 2000, probably 2006 and it was him flying at the Twin Towers

Do a barrel roll

Do a barrel roll

Oh man

Donkey Kong Country

Those were the days brother

Man

The exact same thing

Oh man

Wow

Oh no

Remnant 2 did a boss fight like this too

Game is actually sick

Man guys

Wow

Oh Metroid Prime

Yep

Uh huh

Yep same thing

Bro

Yep

Oh man

It's like 10 games in one I'm sold

Yeah I'm going to be honest guys

I'm uh

This is one of the best advertisements for

Oh even making the credits a game

Oh wow

Dude

Look at it

They both even get tired

This is

Okay

Okay we have to admit

That the timing on this

You have to

Look at this

Sit down at basically the same time

This is crazy

That's crazy

Wow

Astrobots credits

Nintendo Land

Metroid Prime 3

Star Fox, Super Mario Galaxy

WarioWare

This is a serious video

Somebody needs to send this to the Nintendo legal team immediately

Ooh

You

Oh wow

Woohoo

Woohoo

Yay

Man

Astrobots better than all those games

Oh

Wow

Thank you Mario

This is so fucking good

This is um

This is absolute fucking cinema

There's the video

Give it a like

This is amazing

Based Mario I guess so

Oh my fucking god

Must be a Sony pony you think so?

I guess you sold me on Astrobot

Yeah this is

Sell Astrobot

It's so fucking funny man

Oh my god

Same yeah I guess so

W Astrobot I guess

Playing on stream for sure

I do want to play Astrobot

I haven't had a chance to do it

I've been playing other games but I think I'm gonna play Astrobot kind of soon

It's no wonder it's so fun

They put the good parts and then put their spin on it

I don't even like

The spins

The Bowser thing?

Where's the Bowser thing?

Ah

Where is it?

This was crazy

This is

Unbelievable

Unbelievable man

Holy shit the same shit

It's not even close

Like it's just the exact same

I'll be right back