Ah-ha!

There you are, you little sneak.

You eggs get the honor of becoming a frittata.

Uh, what's next on the list there, Pam-Pam?

Gluten-free, nut-free, vegan chocolate chip cookies, or, hmm...

What you got there, bro?

I swear I liked mint soap.

Yeah, you do. Pam-pam-pam-pam-pa-da-pa-pa-pa-pam-pam-pam-pam-pa-dab-pa-pa-pam-pam-pam-pam-pam-pam-pam-pam-pam-pam-pam-pam-pam-pam-pam-pam-pam-pam-pam-pap-pam-pam-pam-pam-pam-pam-pam... Doo-doo-doo-doo...

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo...

Did you bring your tote bag?

Ah, plastic's fine, thanks.

Uh, no, actually, it's not fine.

Paper then?

Wait, you seriously forgot your reusable bag?

Uh, what reusable bag?

Ugh, let me get this straight.

You don't have a tote bag?

Do you even care about the environment at all?

What about the animals? Whoa, sir, we are animals.

We care!

Hey, Ron, these guys forgot their bags.

Ugh.

I know, right?

Hey, man, we didn't even know about reusable bags.

Well, these guys all brought their bags.

Oh.

And what is this?

Why would you buy vegan cookies and then get eggs?

Who does that? Actually, I'm a vegetarian and I...

Shh, shh, shh.

No more of your lies.

But if you insist on having paper, I guess I can try and find you something.

Yeah, can we get some dead trees brought up to aisle four?

For the tree haters who forgot their bags. Stop!

Please, is there any way we can just buy some bags?

Oh, yeah, of course.

We have some right here.

We have a lot of color and stock.

Yeah, we'll take three of them.

Excellent choice.

These babies are limited wildlife edition.

Some of the money is given to help local beavers build their dams.

Yeah, yeah, just give us the bags. Congratulations!

You're one of us now.

Welcome to the tote life.

Tote life?

Tote life!