From eyewitness reports, we are able to learn its secrets.

I've seen him.

He was about, hmm, 20 feet tall.

He ate my baby!

Burritos!

He has beautiful hair.

Here is an artist's rendering of the beast.

What is this creature?

What does it do all day?

Who does it communicate with?

Only one thing is certain.

Wherever it is out there, it is most likely isolated and completely alone.

Almost.

Ah!

Perfect!

And completely alone.

Here now is the clearest photo anyone has been able to capture. Oh, hey guys.

What's up?

Oh, hey Charlie.

How'd you get in here, buddy?

Oh, I saw that the doors were locked, but don't worry.

I found an open window.

Ice Bear is calling the cops.

Ugh, way ahead of you.

Come on, man.

Be nice.

I wanted to stop by and give you guys some gifts, but first, you gotta close them eyes.

Come on, now.

No peeping.

Oh, man.

You guys are gonna love these.

Oops.

Here we go.

All right.

Open them. Oh, how lovely, Charlie.

Why am I a pickle?

Because I relish our friendship.

So what are you guys up to today?

Uh, well, uh, we have to go...

Huh?

Oh, a craft fair downtown in 30 minutes.

Ooh, craft fair?

I wanna go.

Yes, let's go there.

Okay, well, we have to get going, I guess.

Huh?

Sorry, Charlie.

Wait, wait, wait.

Don't go?

I mean, you can't go.

Because I, uh, I planned a, uh, a party.

Yeah, a party.

Oh, it's gonna be huge.

And you guys are the guests of honor.

Wanna come?

Uh...

Okay, man.

Hey, all right.

Ugh, there goes my day.

We're gonna need this.