One, two!

One, two!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

What's going on?

Dude, what are you doing?

Sorry, pay attention, man.

One, two.

You guys, guess what happened just now.

You stopped throwing, canoe started spinning.

Nope, I matched this amazing girl on an online dating site.

She's French, like the kissing.

Stop talking, we're gonna sink.

Oh, sorry.

One, two.

All right, we're almost there, guys.

One, two.

One, two.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

You drowned!

No!

No!

Yes!

I can't believe this!

Celine messaged me!

She messaged me!

Look!

Whoa!

Dude, congratulations!

You finally did it, man!

Oh, shucks.

What will you do in France?

I don't know, but it's going to be the most romantic experience of my life.

So, what'd she say?

Oh.

She says hi.

Well, say something.

Uh, what do I say?

Start with a joke.

I don't know any jokes.

Okay, here, here, here, I got one.

Why do French people eat snails?

Um, okay.

Because they don't like fast food.

Ha, that's a good one.

Whoa!

She likes it!

She likes it!

Man, she sounds like a cool lady.

You're totally in!

Okay, okay, now what?

Throw in some thingies.

Thingies?

Yeah, you know, the shapes and stuff, you know?

Iceberg's got this.

You're welcome.

Ooh!

She thinks I'm cute!

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Oh, we did it!

You write me in Paris, okay?

I will, brother!

Uh, guys, she's asking me what my job is.

She's going to hate me if I tell her that I don't really do anything!

You don't tell her that, man.

Help me!

All right, let me do this for you.

Hey, where are you going?

French people love art!

What?

Stop!

What are you doing?

No, don't send it!

Stop!