My dog's missing, my husband's cheating, and to top it all off, now I'm getting buy me some iced tea and make me some pasta?

That's not even detective work!

I want to work on something big!

The case of the century!

Something like the strange creature lurking around the coast, or that demon carrying a cursed object, or that weirdo walking around town with a huge sharp weapon!

The word's out on the street, so why is no one hiring me?

I'd be perfect for the job!

That's why I decided to take matters into my own hands.

I figure I'd crack the case and become a hero!

No way.

But when I dug deeper, I quickly found out that the rumors were only half the story.

My investigation concluded that they're actually pretty nice people!

And also that this is a damn good burger!

They're all out there bringing smiles to people.

Can I say the same about myself?

Time to do something about that!

After that, whether it was missing dogs or cheating husbands, no case was too small.

While I was at it, I also invented an automatic iced tea mixer, pasta maker, and tea brushing machine!

Soon, the whole town will be smiling!

Then, the whole country!

Then, all of humanity!

Okay, maybe I won't go that far, but I can at least start with the people around me, like my clients.

Of course, I've still got my eyes out for that case of the century.

A detective's curiosity is never satisfied.