Sorry, yes, icebreaker, please. As an icebreaker, I would like to talk to you about cocaine. Okay.

I mean, no, seriously. Nose beers. We'll just say nose beers, because Kevin Feige's watching this.

Exactly. Can you tell me a little bit about this cocaine thing? I mean, how is that where you start and end to draw the line?

Wow.

It was entirely made up. Nobody said anything about cocaine. It was just, I actually wrote that as a marketing piece.

I wrote it for Blind Al and I, Leslie Uggams, who plays Blind Al, as a marketing piece, and then it just, I don't know.

We loved it, so we just put it in the movie.

Do you want to build a snowman?

Yeah.

So nobody said you're not supposed to joke about cocaine. You made that up.

I had a feeling working at Disney they might if I did. Sometimes the best defense is a good offense.

Yes.

So, yeah.

Sure.

Yeah.

Deadpool calls Wolverine a bunch of nicknames like honey butter or peanut. So I was wondering, since you're so close, you probably have nicknames for each other, right?

Nolzi.

I just got Nolzi.

Come again?

Ren Nolzi.

Ren Nolzi.

Nolzi.

In Australia, your nickname is on your birth certificate.

Yeah.

They don't screw around. Like, when a kid comes out of the chute, they're like, oh, yeah.

If you don't have a nickname, they hate you.

Yeah. There's their old knuckle chucker. There he is. Let's throw that down on the birth certificate. Yeah, we got it. Yeah.

Old Big Nose McGee. That's going to hurt his whole life to send him over there. Yeah, they love nicknames in Australia. And I love that I got Nolzi.

Nolzi.

What did you get again? You had Sticks when you were younger.

Sticks.

Yeah.

Worm.

Worm. I had Chip when I was younger.

Asshole.

And Casper.

Chip?

Asshole, yeah. Chip because I had buck teeth. So kids would pick on me and they'd call me Chip.

Yeah.

Suck it, kids.

Yeah, how you like me now?

Yeah.

Nick.

Yeah.

Wow.

Children are so mean.

Nick probably died in a gunfight or a messy stabbing death. One or the other. No in between. Yeah, Nick, we didn't have yet.

I got Casper when I was a kid because I would always, and I still do, and I just I'll go places and then just leave.

Like, I'll go to a party four minutes later. Where did he go?

Wolverine and Deadpool are fighting a lot before. I hope they work together.

So if you guys got in a fight in a, let's say arm wrestling, who would win?

Or if you could pick like the competition, it could be sports or anything.

These guns.

Oh, no, no, no.

These guns.

This man is not physically speaking. Are you insane? No, I'm not touching that.

But I suspected if we got in a real fight, you would win.

I mean, what's what's unknown about me? And I know this about me. I will cry. And I'll bet I'm also I've got a little switch.

It's a little nutty switch.

A little switch. It's a giant like fire alarm.

So as long as I'm not unconscious.

Yeah, I would not. He's one of those guys that like if there's a war or something like that, you just get right behind him.

And you tell him something motivating like I'm going to be behind you every step of the way.

And I just feel like a little backpack on him.

You know, koalas do that, right? A little koala bear on the back.

But he has that thing. But he also trains like nobody else.

I've never because we trained together in the morning on the movie.

And I train like all show, no go.

He's like all go and show.

Yeah, like greatest showman lives right up to that.

That that that moniker. Yeah.

Yeah.

So we have to get to the play part.

It's a play date with Ryan Reynolds and Jackman.

I mean, what are we naked?

Yeah, you can get naked.

Sorry to get the kid off.

Yeah.

No, we are guessing we are guessing German or you are insults.

So I'm going to say German word and you're going to tell me what you think that might mean.

Yes. So the first one is Lappen.

Lappen.

Lappen.

Lappen.

How do you spell it?

L-A-P-P-E-N.

Wolf sperm.

Not even close.

A terrible lap dancer, like really bad at lap dancing.

No, I like the approach.

Lappen.

Talk too much.

Something to do with leprosy.

Okay.

What is it?

It means basically like rag or cloth.

And it means that somebody you can use to wipe the floor with.

He has no backbone.

He's not a fighter.

He's a loser.

Lappen.

I've heard that a lot.

It would be great if it was way more specific, like somebody who's bad at long division.

Next question.

Okay.

The next one is Gammelfleischpartybesucher.

Gammelfleischpartybesucher?

Oh my gosh, that was awesome.

I lost it at the end.

I put the besucher at the end.

It's really Gammelfleischparty.

So it's Gammelfleischparty, but the besucher is besucher, I assume.

Besucher is guest.

I'm going to give you that one.

It's a very different word in America.

And fleisch, maybe you know fleisch.

A guest that doesn't leave.

I was going to say that too.

My mother-in-law.

It's my mother-in-law.

She won't leave.

No matter what you do.

Someone always taking, not giving.

No.

I think it's impossible for you too.

This is really weird.

In Germany, we vote the youth word of the year every year.

And in 2008, it was Gammelfleischparty.

And it's really hurtful to me now.

Back then, it was okay.

Now, I'm like, what?

Because Gammelfleischparty refers to a party for people over 30.

And it means rotting meat party.

Oh!

Wow.

Yeah.

Wow, we really have lost the youth that way.

That's what the smell is.

That's the smell.

Right?

Everywhere I go.

God.

I can't believe.

Even just hitting.

I've hit numbers now at age that I was a kid.

I was like hoping I would just live to that age.

You still got a forum from yours.

Wait until you get to five.

Okay, the last word is really easy, I think.

It's the easiest one.

It's Kameradenschwein.

Okay, so pig.

Something Schwein?

Schwein.

I don't like Schwein.

Okay.

Schwein.

Kameradenschwein.

Schweizer.

Ah, Schwein.

Kamerschwein?

Kameradenschwein.

Kameradenschwein.

That kind of got up there, didn't it?

It's something that probably Wolverine won't turn out to be to Deadpool.

A friendly pig.

It has to do with pig.

Okay.

Oh.

Being a pig to someone, more or less.

Kameradenschwein.

Sexist pig?

Like friendly...

Kameraden would be friend, right?

Or like someone you work with.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Work pig?

No.

Oh, I love that, though.

Yes.

What's up, work pig?

Yeah.

If we do a movie together, that's going on the call sheet, too.

It's basically comrade pig, and it means somebody who leaves a friend hanging.

Somebody who, you know, a backstabber.

Ah.

So not what you guys are to each other.

Yeah, I picked the weirdest ones.

So way more than what we have in America.

And Canada, too.

I mean, in Canada, it's like they're all pretty nice.

Yeah.

So you remember all three?

Oh, God, no.

No.

Lappen, Gammelfleischpartybesucher, which is completely made up.

And Kameradenschwein.

Kameradenschwein.

Kameradenschwein.

All right.

I like Kameradenschwein.

You are not Kameradenschwein, and now I need to stop you.

Next time we see you, I'm going to leave with all of us.

I like an interview that we learn.

Thank you for teaching us stuff.

You're welcome.

Jetzt bin ich so richtig feucht.

Ah!