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It's Friday, Friday, gotta get my fries on Friday
今天是星期五,星期五,我得在星期五吃薯條
Not sure the bigger size is worth it, worth it
不知道更大的尺寸值不值得,值不值得
Friday, Friday, calculating value on Friday
星期五,星期五,計算星期五的價值
Still not sure the bigger size is worth it, worth it
還是不確定更大的尺寸是否值得,值得
Supersize, supersize, yeah!
超大,超大,沒錯!
Supersize, supersize, yeah!
超大,超大,沒錯!
This song's hopefully not gonna get flagged for copyright
希望這首歌不會因版權問題而被舉報
Do people even know that reference anymore?
現在還有人知道這個提法嗎?
Is this- this- this a thing?
這--這--這是個東西嗎?
This is- this an old one
這是舊的
This is an old one
這是一張舊照片
Hello internet!
你好,互聯網!
Welcome to Food Theory!
歡迎來到 "食物理論"!
The show where you come for the crispy golden nuggets of knowledge and stay for the extra bits at the bottom of the bag
在這個節目中,你可以看到香脆的知識金塊,也可以看到袋子底部多餘的碎屑
As many of you who've watched my shows for some time know fast food was a huge part of my early life
很多看過我節目的人都知道,快餐是我早期生活的重要組成部分
It was my home cooking in the 90s
這是我 90 年代的家常菜
An era when happy meals weren't being weighed down by options like juice or apples or bean sprouts or whatever healthy stuff is in there these days
在那個時代,快樂餐裡沒有果汁、蘋果、豆芽等選項,也沒有什麼健康食品。
What is this stuff?
這是什麼東西?
Ugh!
唉!
They're not even giving kids cavities or an unhealthy BMI
它們甚至不會讓孩子們患上齲齒或不健康的體重指數(BMI)。
How can you even call it a happy meal?
你怎麼能說它是快樂餐呢?
No, my healthy choice was drinking an orange high C instead of soda and then getting in kindergarten brawls over those happy meal toys that were shaped like hamburgers and ice cream cones but then turned into dinosaurs
不,我的健康選擇是喝橘子汽水而不是蘇打水,然後在幼兒園裡爭搶那些形狀像漢堡包和冰淇淋筒但後來變成恐龍的快樂餐玩具
Wait, you can get a full set of those for $15 online right now?
等等,現在在網上花 15 美元就能買到一整套?
What a steal!
真是偷來的!
I mean, definitely didn't just put in my bit so there's no need to go searching for that
我的意思是,肯定不是我自己寫的,所以沒必要去找了
No, leave that alone
不,別管它
That isn't a thing that really exists
這不是一個真正存在的東西
As I got older, I got smarter and also poorer and I realized that the kids meal is kind of a racket for the amount of food that you get
隨著年齡的增長,我變得越來越聰明,也越來越窮,我意識到兒童餐的飯量實在是太少了。
So I switched to buying a regular hamburger and fries but turns out that that was just the tip of my frugal frosty friends
於是,我改買普通漢堡和薯條,但事實證明,這只是我的節儉朋友們的一小部分。
I learned to maximize that dollar menu through my poor years as a college student my poor years as an actor my poor years as an unemployed YouTuber
在我當大學生的窮困歲月裡,在我當演員的窮困歲月裡,在我當失業的 YouTuber 的窮困歲月裡,我學會了最大限度地利用那一元錢的菜單。
You get the idea!
你懂的!
Anyway, there is a whole world of fast food economizing out there at my grease-covered fingertips but in all the years and all the fast food since then
總之,在我滿是油脂的指尖上,有一個節約快餐的大世界,但在此後的歲月和所有快餐中
I've never done a comprehensive test to see what was the most efficient order out there
我從來沒有做過全面的測試,看看什麼是最有效的訂單
So today, we're starting with the most universally loved fast food item on the planet the one that sparks furious debates no matter where you're from especially here in the US
今天,我們將從地球上最受大眾喜愛的快餐開始,無論你來自哪裡,尤其是在美國,它都會引發激烈的爭論。
What is the best french fry order?
最好吃的炸薯條是什麼?
And today, I'm not measuring the best french fry based on things that matter
今天,我不是根據重要的事情來衡量最好吃的炸薯條
You know, like taste or some kind of nutritional value
你知道,比如味道或某種營養價值
Let's face it, taste is subjective
面對現實吧,口味是主觀的
Or is it?
還是這樣?
A theory for another day
他日理論
And nutritional value is kind of a moot point
而營養價值則是一個毫無意義的問題
We're talking about the french fry here
我們說的是炸薯條
No, today it's all about dollars and cents
不,今天的一切都與美元和美分有關
If I want my fry fix, what is the best type of fry to buy and what is the best size to buy it in?
如果我想吃魚苗,買什麼魚苗最好?
I think the conventional wisdom is that larger sizes are always going to provide you a better value
我認為傳統的觀點是,大尺寸總是會給你帶來更大的價值
But has anyone ever really tested that?
但有人真正測試過嗎?
Are we sure that we can trust that McDonald's supersized fry is really delivering us a supersized value?
我們是否確信,麥當勞的超大薯條真的能給我們帶來超大的價值?
What if it's something random?
如果是隨機事件呢?
Like the medium is the best fry to buy
中號是最適合購買的魚苗
And then what about different fry types?
那麼不同類型的魚苗呢?
Like what about Arby's curly fries?
比如阿比的捲心薯條怎麼樣?
Would there be a different strategy to upsizing those?
是否有不同的策略來擴大這些設備的規模?
All I want to know is what the perfect fast food french fry order is
我只想知道最完美的快餐薯條點餐順序是什麼
What is going to get me the most fry for my buck?
怎樣才能讓我賺到最多的錢呢?
And the good news is that I'm no longer in the backseat of the drive-thru
好消息是,我不再坐在汽車快餐店的後座上了
So the only thing stopping me from getting a dozen orders of french fries
所以,阻止我買一打薯條的唯一原因是
And conducting a pseudo-scientific study of fry optimization
並對魚苗優化進行偽科學研究
Is my concern for my own well-being
我是否關心自己的福祉
But this, my friends, is in the name of science
但是,我的朋友們,這是以科學的名義
And on behalf of all the consumers out there
並代表所有消費者
So I'm willing to go through as many fries as I have to
所以,我願意吃多少薯條,就吃多少薯條
To get to that crispy golden truth
為了獲得金黃酥脆的真相
Get out your Sam's Club size bottles of ketchup
拿出山姆會員店大小的番茄醬瓶子
Or mayonnaise if you're one of the weirdos
或者蛋黃醬,如果你是怪人的話
Or both if you happen to be from Idaho
如果你恰好來自愛達荷州,也可以兩者兼得
And get ready to dip into the science and economics of the french fry
準備好研究薯條的科學和經濟學吧
We're going to get some french fries
我們去吃炸薯條
Let's do some scientific experiments and fast food drive-thrus
讓我們來做一些科學實驗和快餐速食吧
Woo!
Woo!
We're gonna get so much fried potato, it's crazy
我們會吃到很多炸洋芋,太瘋狂了
Here's how the study works
以下是研究的工作原理
Steph and I wanted to test all the major fry shapes
斯蒂芬和我想測試所有主要的魚苗形狀
Shoestring, thicker natural cut fries, curly fries, and waffle cut
馬蹄薯條、較粗的自然切薯條、捲曲薯條和華夫餅切薯條
Since fry prices vary between regions
由於不同地區的魚苗價格不同
We conducted the test in three different markets
我們在三個不同的市場進行了測試
Los Angeles, New York, and Raleigh, North Carolina
洛杉磯、紐約和北卡羅來納州羅利
This also narrowed down the list of fast food restaurants available to us
這也縮小了我們可以選擇的快餐店的範圍
Because any fry we chose to test had to be available in all three locations
因為我們選擇測試的魚苗必須在所有三個地點都能買到
This means that we won't be covering an exhaustive list of every fast food restaurant out there
這意味著我們不會詳盡無遺地列出每一家快餐店
This is also to prevent everyone from getting their undies in a bunch
這也是為了防止大家亂成一團
Because I didn't cover their regional favorite like In-N-Out or Whataburger
因為我沒有報道他們的地區最愛,比如 In-N-Out 或 Whataburger
You guys can take those arguments to the comments section
你們可以在評論區發表自己的觀點
The focus here is on covering a representative, nationally available sample of each fry type
這裡的重點是涵蓋每種魚苗類型中具有代表性的全國性樣本
That way you can apply the principles of french fry efficiency to your regional favorites as well
這樣,您就可以將炸薯條的效率原則應用到您的地方美食中了
So based on these four major categories
是以,基於這四大類別
I targeted McDonald's for their shoestring fries
我的目標是麥當勞的鞋帶薯條
Wendy's for their thicker cut natural fry
溫迪餐廳(Wendy's)的粗切天然薯條
Arby's for curly fries
阿比炸薯條
And Chick-fil-A for waffle fries
還有 Chick-fil-A 的華夫餅薯條
Sorry Carl's Jr.
對不起,Carl's Jr.
You really need to get some locations here in North Carolina
你真得在北卡羅來納州找幾個地方了
Which I know that Hardee's is technically supposed to be the same thing
我知道 Hardee's 在技術上應該是一回事
But it's a different franchise name and thus I couldn't go with it
但這是一個不同的專營權名稱,是以我不能使用它
It's introducing an extraneous variable into our hardcore scientific method
這是在我們嚴謹的科學方法中引入了一個不相干的變量
And for a YouTube video, mildly educational about the topic of food
YouTube上有一段視頻,關於食物的話題具有一定的教育意義
That will not stand
那是站不住腳的
Twisty, curly, cross-cut, natural
扭曲、捲曲、橫切、自然
Whatever McDonald's makes, we're getting them all
麥當勞做什麼,我們就買什麼
Can I get a one order of each?
我可以各訂購一份嗎?
Small, medium, and large
小型、中型和大型
But could they all be bagged separately?
但是否可以將它們分別裝袋?
We got an order of small, medium, and large fries from each of the establishments mentioned
我們在上述每家店都點了一份小號、中號和大號薯條
Except for Chick-fil-A
除了 Chick-fil-A
Which didn't offer a small at every location we visited
在我們訪問的每個地點,都沒有提供小吃
So we only considered their medium and large waffle fry for the experiment
是以,我們在實驗中只考慮了他們的中號和大號華夫餅油條
Also Arby's didn't have their snack size at all three locations
此外,Arby's 在所有三個地點都沒有他們的小吃尺寸
So that too was left out of the experiment
是以,這也被排除在實驗之外
But as for the 11 fry orders that were available in all locations
但至於所有地點都有的 11 份油炸食品訂單
We got each in a separate bag to reduce any ambiguity of which bagler fries came from which order
我們每份薯條都裝在不同的袋子裡,這樣就不會分不清哪份薯條來自哪份訂單了。
Then we used a digital scale to weigh each order of fries without the packaging
然後,我們用電子秤稱量了每份沒有包裝的薯條的重量
So we put the bowl on top and then we tear it
我們把碗放在上面,然後把它撕開
So that way anything we add is just fry weight
這樣,我們添加的任何東西都只是油炸重量
This will let us know in raw terms how much fry we're getting in each order of each size
這樣,我們就能知道每次訂購的每種規格的魚苗有多少。
We can compare that to the price of each order of fries to figure out
我們可以將其與每份薯條的價格進行比較,從而算出
Which is in fact the most efficient fry order
事實上,哪種炒菜順序最有效
But we also wanted to get a sense of how effectively each order of fries filled its container
但我們也想了解每份薯條在裝滿容器後的效果如何
Because fry containers can either be these soft little baggies
因為油炸容器可以是這些軟軟的小袋子
Or these big honking cardboard tubes
或者這些大號的紙板管
That'll tell us how well or badly each fry shape has actually been engineered for its container
這將告訴我們,每種魚苗的形狀在容器設計上究竟是好是壞
And which restaurant really wants to make it look like they're serving up jumbo fries
哪家餐廳真的想讓人覺得他們提供的是特大號薯條?
When actually they're just serving up a bunch of jumbo air
而實際上,他們只是提供了一堆珍寶級的空氣
So we sealed any cracks or openings in the fry containers
是以,我們密封了油炸容器上的任何裂縫或開口
Then filled them with sifted all-purpose flour to get a sense of the total capacity of each container
然後裝入過篩的全麥麵粉,以瞭解每個容器的總容量
This in turn will help us better understand what I call the fry fill percentage or FFP
這反過來會幫助我們更好地理解我所說的魚苗填充率或 FFP
I use my numbers to calculate a whole battery of different things
我用我的數字來計算一系列不同的事情
Not just the FFP which tells me how fry filled each container is
不只是 FFP,它能告訴我每個容器的油炸填充量
But also the number of grams of fry I'm getting per cent of money that I'm spending
同時,我每花一毛錢,就能得到多少克魚苗
And the number of calories per cent I'm spending
我所消耗的卡路里數
Based on the nutritional facts given on each chain's website
根據各連鎖店網站提供的營養成分
To make sure that I'm getting the most calories for my bucks
確保我花最少的錢獲得最多的熱量
To get our price and mass values, we average the results from all three test cities
為了得出價格和品質值,我們取三個測試城市的平均值
Put them all in one big table and you get something that looks like this
把它們放在一張大表中,就會得到這樣的結果
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the fry efficiency data table
女士們、先生們,我向你們介紹油炸食品效率數據表
Ooh, much data
哦,很多數據
Using all of these calculations, we can determine which order of fries is optimal
通過所有這些計算,我們可以確定哪種炸薯條的順序最合適
In terms of its monetary value against its competition
與競爭對手相比的貨幣價值
Which order fills its own container most effectively
哪種訂單能最有效地填充自己的容器
And which delivers the greatest caloric punch per cent that you're spending
以及哪種方法能在您花費的每分錢中提供最大的熱量衝擊力
Let's see how they did, shall we?
讓我們看看他們的表現如何,好嗎?
Starting with what we all care about most, the money
從我們最關心的錢開始
At a glance, the McDonald's small fries
一眼望去,麥當勞的小薯條
Ugh, I hate saying it that way
唉,我討厭這樣說
The McDonald's small fry jumps out as the least expensive on the entire board
麥當勞的小薯條是整個餐盤中最便宜的
Our goal here though is to find out if the best deal on paper is actually the best deal
我們的目標是找出紙面上的最佳交易是否真的是最佳交易
Or if a lot of those fry packs are full of hot air, literally
或者,如果這些油炸包裡有很多熱氣,真的是
In our results, we found that none of the small sizes of fry
在我們的研究結果中,我們發現沒有一個小規格的魚苗
Was the most cost effective for its respective restaurant
對各自的餐廳而言,成本效益最高
Playing into the idea that if you pay a little bit more
你的想法是,如果你多付一點錢
Well, you're gonna get a little bit more fry for your buck
你會得到更多的油炸食品
At least to a point
至少在一定程度上
The best cost per gram on the small sizes did indeed come from McDonald's
麥當勞的小包裝食品的確是每克成本最低的
Who weighed in at 1.76 cents per gram
誰的重量為每克 1.76 美分
Meaning that if you absolutely have to get yourself a small fry
也就是說,如果你非要給自己買個小炒
Your best bet is a shoestring fry, specifically from McDonald's
你的最佳選擇是麥當勞的鞋帶薯條
Upsizing, as you might expect, and as they advertise
擴大規模,正如你所預期的那樣,也正如他們所宣傳的那樣
Does indeed tend to save you money across all fry types
在所有類型的油炸食品中,確實都能為您省錢
With the biggest difference happening at Arby's
最大的不同發生在 Arby's
Where going from a small to a medium saves you 45%
從小號到中號可節省 45% 的費用
In fact, it turns out that the curly fry category is a total wild card
事實上,捲曲油炸食品完全是個 "無底洞"。
Not only did the Arby's medium curly fry wind up being cheaper per gram than the large
不僅如此,Arby's 中號捲曲薯條的每克價格還比大號捲曲薯條便宜。
There were actually more fries in my medium order than I got in my large order
實際上,我點的中號薯條比我點的大號薯條還要多。
You heard that right
你沒聽錯
We actually paid, on average, 23 cents more for the large
實際上,我們平均要為大件商品多支付 23 美分。
And got less total fry in the order
訂單中的魚苗總量減少了
The medium had a miraculously efficient cost of 1.35 cents per gram
這種培養基的成本僅為每克 1.35 美分,效率奇高
Coming in third behind McDonald's large shoestring fry at 1.26 per gram
以每克 1.26 美元的價格排在麥當勞大鞋帶薯條之後,位列第三
And the Wendy's large natural cut at 1.32 cents per gram
Wendy's 大型天然切割機的價格為每克 1.32 美分
So generally, you can expect to receive more fry mass for your dollar by ordering a large
是以,一般情況下,您可以通過訂購大號的魚苗來獲得更多的魚苗。
Except at Arby's, where the large is actually giving you a negligible amount
除了在 Arby's(阿貝),在那裡,大號實際上給你的量可以忽略不計
If not less than the medium
如果不低於介質
Now, there are a lot of fast food conspiracy theories online
現在,網上有很多快餐陰謀論
One of which is about workers being told to underfill the largest fry containers
其中之一是工人們被告知要把最大的油炸容器裝得不夠滿
To save pennies on the dollar
為節省一分錢
And I was wondering if my Arby's results was a potential example of this
我在想,我在 Arby's 的結果是不是一個潛在的例子?
I don't actually think that's what's really going on
其實我覺得事情並非如此
I do think there's an inherent problem with curly fries
我確實認為捲曲薯條有一個固有的問題
But it's not a problem with the people
但這不是人的問題
It's a problem with the packaging
是包裝的問題
Let's talk fry efficiency metric number two
讓我們來談談油炸效率指標二
The FFP, fry fill percentage
魚苗填充率(FFP
While the value per unit of fry tended to increase as the sizes of the orders got larger
雖然每組織、部門魚苗的價值往往隨著訂單規模的擴大而增加
The opposite is actually true for the fill percentages
實際上,填充百分比的情況恰恰相反
Larger packages tended to result in more empty space
包件越大,空位越多
But the shape of the fries and the shape of their containers
但薯條的形狀和容器的形狀
Greatly seemed to determine how full the packaging could actually get
似乎很大程度上決定了包裝究竟能裝多滿
Viewers of my other channels might remember
我其他頻道的觀眾可能還記得
I did an episode of film theory a couple years ago
幾年前,我做過一期電影理論節目
Where I calculated how much money Scrooge McDuck would have
我計算史古治-麥克達克會有多少錢的地方
Partially by determining how much empty space would be left
部分通過確定會留下多少空位
By the packing of gold coins stacked in his vault
金庫裡堆積如山的金幣
I found in that episode's research that when you're stacking rigid gold coins
我在那一集的研究中發現,當你堆疊剛硬的金幣時
The maximum packing that you could get was only at about 57%
最大包裝率僅為 57% 左右
And we're gonna find that french fry packing is actually significantly worse than that
我們會發現炸薯條的包裝實際上比這更糟
The least efficient fries were the waffle fries from Chick-fil-A
效率最低的薯條是 Chick-fil-A 的華夫餅薯條
Which makes sense for a lot of reasons
原因有很多
One of these is that the fries are just larger
其中之一就是薯條更大
So there's less room for them to pack densely together
是以,它們密集在一起的空間就更小了
But another is that the holes in the waffle shape
但另一個原因是,華夫餅上的小孔形狀
Guarantee that there's gonna be empty space within the fries
保證薯條內會有空位
In addition to between the fries
除了薯條之間
The packing of the Arby's fries is also tricky
Arby's 炸薯條的包裝也很棘手
The curliest of those curly fries
最捲曲的捲曲薯條
Which I'll refer to here as springs
我在這裡將其稱為彈簧
Are essentially cylinders
本質上是氣缸
And Arby's fry containers are roughly cylindrical too
阿比炸薯條的容器也大致是圓柱形的
If we ignore height and those little irregular curly fries
如果我們忽略身高和那些不規則的小卷曲薯條
The boomerangs, I call them
我稱它們為迴旋鏢
The ones that are basically just little lies that remind us how good the springs are
那些基本上只是提醒我們彈簧有多好的小謊言
Then we're talking about how we pack circles into other circles
然後,我們討論如何把圓圈包進其他圓圈中
An exercise that'll always leave us with a ton of empty space
總是給我們留下大量空白的練習
It also explains why the weight of fries in the Arby's medium
這也解釋了為什麼 Arby's 中型餐廳中的薯條重量會如此之重。
And the Arby's large were almost exactly the same
而阿貝的大號幾乎一模一樣
The large is only about half an inch wider than the medium
大號只比中號寬約半英寸
Which actually isn't wide enough to fit another spring into the box of fries
實際上,它還不夠寬,無法把另一個彈簧放進薯條盒裡
Meaning the effective capacity of the medium and the large
意味著中型和大型設備的有效容量
Is practically the same
幾乎相同
The only thing that can be added to the larger box
唯一可以添加到大盒子裡的東西
Are a few anemic little boomerangs
是幾個貧血的小回旋鏢
Which, let's face it, means we might as well be eating a regular fry
面對現實吧,這意味著我們還不如吃普通的油炸食品呢
With a hunchback that tastes burnt
駝背燒焦的味道
I hate those things
我討厭那些東西
Now is this corporate greed?
這就是企業的貪婪嗎?
Are they using geometry to their advantage?
他們是在利用幾何優勢嗎?
Because it could be intentionally designed this way
因為它可能是故意這樣設計的
After all, fast food companies are penny margin businesses
畢竟,快餐公司是利潤微薄的企業
Meaning that they look for ways to save fractions of a penny on menu items
也就是說,他們會想方設法在菜單上節省幾分錢
To keep their prices low
保持低價
So maybe?
那麼也許?
The argument can certainly be made
當然可以這樣說
But facts?
但事實呢?
Well, we'll never know
我們永遠不會知道
That said, on the other side of the coin
話雖如此,從另一個角度來看
McDonald's and Wendy's are relatively efficient at packing their fries
麥當勞和溫迪的薯條包裝效率相對較高
With Wendy's being particularly good
溫迪餐廳尤其出色
Since its cuboid-shaped fries fit well in the Wendy's rectangular containers
由於其長方體薯條非常適合溫迪的長方形容器
Slightly better than the McDonald's containers, which are more elliptical
略好於麥當勞的容器,後者的容器更橢圓一些
Indeed, we find Wendy's natural cut fries to have the best fill rate on average
事實上,我們發現溫迪的天然切薯條平均填充率最高
At nearly 53%
近 53
The best individual for fill rate, however, comes in at a big surprise
然而,填充率最高的個人卻讓人大吃一驚
The McDonald's small
小麥當勞
Not because of the shape of the McDonald's shoestring fry
不是因為麥當勞薯條的形狀
Or because of the shape of the container
或者因為容器的形狀
But because of the material of the container
但由於容器的材料
The McDonald's small is the only one of these 11 fry servings
麥當勞小號是這 11 份薯條中唯一的一份
To be served in a paper bag
用紙袋盛裝
Rather than a rigid cardboard container
而不是硬紙板容器
So the bag can actually act more like a fluid
是以,袋子實際上更像是一種液體
It can conform to whatever shape it needs to
它可以適應任何需要的形狀
In order to accommodate for the most fries possible
為了滿足儘可能多的薯條需求
The fill rate for this serving was about 57.5%
該服務的填充率約為 57.5%
So if you're one of those people who gets really bummed out
所以,如果你是那種非常沮喪的人
About all the empty space that you find when you open up a bag of Doritos
打開一袋多力多滋,你會發現裡面空空如也
The McDonald's small fry is the order for you
麥當勞小薯條是為您準備的菜單
The last metric we want to consider for fry efficiency is caloric load against cost
我們要考慮的最後一個油炸效率指標是熱量負荷與成本之間的關係
What's getting me the most calories for my dollar?
什麼能讓我花最少的錢獲得最多的卡路里?
Well, most of us are trying to minimize our calories
我們大多數人都在儘量減少卡路里攝入量
In the event of an apocalypse where you want to stash fries
如果發生世界末日,你想把薯條藏在哪裡?
And make sure you pick the most calorically dense version for the best price
確保選擇熱量密度最高的版本,以獲得最佳價格
I got you covered right now
我現在就幫你搞定
This one is Arby's in a landslide
這一次,阿貝餐廳以壓倒性優勢勝出
As they take three of the top five spots in calories per cent
在卡路里百分比排名前五位中,他們佔據了三席
So reach for those small and curlies
所以,請拿起你的小卷發
If you're doomsday prepping and want some old french fries
如果你在做末日準備,想要一些老式炸薯條
To be a part of that for some reason
出於某種原因成為其中的一部分
And with that we tabulate our results
我們將結果列表如下
Taking into consideration total value and cost per gram
考慮到總價值和每克成本
Fill ratio of the container and calories per cent spent
容器的填充率和消耗的卡路里百分比
Our optimized french fry champion is
我們的優化薯條冠軍是
Oh man, not another drumroll gag
哦,天哪,別再打鼓了
I'll just say it
我只想說
Wendy's large fries with an impressive 26 points
溫迪大薯條,26 分,令人印象深刻
Out of what would have been a perfect score of 30
30 分的滿分中
Our runner-up was the Arby's medium with 22 points
亞軍是 Arby's 中型餐廳,得分為 22 分
And in last place was the Chick-fil-A medium waffle fry
最後一名是 Chick-fil-A 的中號華夫餅薯條
With just 8 points overall
總得分只有 8 分
And never, never, never order an Arby's large
永遠、永遠、永遠不要點大份的 Arby's
If you're ordering at Arby's always order a medium
如果在 Arby's 點餐,一定要點中號的
So there you have it friends
朋友們,就是這樣
Wendy's large fries and Arby's medium
溫迪大號薯條和阿比中號薯條
The two most efficient fry purchases of them all
最有效的兩種油炸食品採購方式
The last real question I'm left with today is
今天留給我的最後一個真正的問題是
Whether dipping your large Wendy's fries in a frosty means you're genius or disgusting
把大塊的溫迪薯條蘸在冰凍飲料裡,是說明你是天才,還是令人作嘔?
Oh, and the other question I have is
哦,我還有一個問題
If that subscribe button remains unclicked
如果未點擊訂閱按鈕
Consider remedying that right now
現在就考慮補救
In case you didn't know
如果您不知道
This is just one of five videos that we've released as part of our channel launch today
這只是我們今天推出的頻道的五個視頻之一
So keep going, keep watching
繼續前進,繼續觀察
You are only 20% of the way there
你只走了 20% 的路
You can do it
你能做到
Achieve full completion my friends
我的朋友們
I believe in you
我相信你
If you manage to watch all five today
如果您今天能看完這五個節目
You get the theorist seal of approval
你得到了理論家的認可
Seriously, we would love to have you as a subscriber
說真的,我們非常歡迎您的訂閱
As we strike out into this new and delicious world of food science and edutainment
當我們踏入這個食品科學和寓教於樂的嶄新美味世界時
If you made it this far into the video
如果您看視頻看到這裡
You must have liked what you saw, right?
你一定很喜歡你所看到的,對嗎?
So nothing is preventing you from smashing that subscribe button right now
所以,現在沒有什麼能阻止你點擊訂閱按鈕了
So do it, do it, please
那就做吧,做吧,求你了
Please hit subscribe
請點擊訂閱
It would be nice if this channel did well
如果這個頻道做得好就更好了
I'm really enjoying doing food theories
我很喜歡做美食理論研究
Please help this channel be a success
請幫助本頻道取得成功
But hey, that's just a theory
不過,這只是一種理論
A food theory
食物理論
Bon appetit
祝您胃口好