Oh...

SpongeBob to Sandy. SpongeBob to Sandy.

Come in, Sandy.

Sandy to SpongeBob. I got my ox in a ditch here.

Hut! My way off course.

Hoo-la! Scallops are eating the balloon.

Hoo-la! They're everywhere.

Oh.

Aw, phew!

We're going down, SpongeBob. Which plan B?

No, no B, Sandy. No B. No!

Oh...

Uh, Patrick, you know how sometimes you plan something special and things just don't work out?

No. No.

Oh, holy mackerel!

Is it hot up here or what?

No! No!

No! No, Patrick! No, Patrick!

No! No, Patrick!

Patrick! Patrick, no!

No, Patrick!

No! No, Patrick!

Patrick! Here it is!

What's that?

A handshake. A friendly handshake.

A handshake?

That's the big gift?

You got me a handshake?

A friendly handshake.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Ah!

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I've been thinking.

At first, a handshake doesn't seem like much.

Really...it's the thought that counts.

SpongeBob. I wanted to thank you for this box of chocolates...

No problem, friend.

Even though I was expecting more...

Thanks for the roses, SpongeBob. Happy Valentine's Day.

You too, Dave.

And not that it matters that we've been friends for so long.

Hey, SpongeBob. Thanks for the bike.

Can you believe this guy? I just met him this morning.

So, as I was saying...

Uh, excuse me. Do you guys have a time?

Ah! Patrick needs love, too!

Ooh!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

I defy you, heart man!

Ah!

Attention, everyone.

There's a chubby pink starfish on the loose.

Ah!

Ah!

Heart on stick! Must die!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Heart on stick! Must die!

Ah!

Ah!

Patrick!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Give me SpongeBob!

Ah!

You broke my heart.

Now I'm gonna break something of yours!

Okay, Patrick. I know I deserve this.

But do they?

They didn't give me anything either.

Nope. It's too late for that now.

For all of you.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Yee-haw!

Get along, little shellfish!

Get him, you scallops!

Yeah! Sandy's here!

Whoo! Look, Patrick, it's here!

It's here!

The best valentine in the whole wide world is right behind you!

Sure it is.

I'm telling you, it's right there!

Turn around!

Uh-uh.

Patrick, just turn around.

Turn around!

A nincompoop behind you!

You must think I'm pretty dumb, huh?

Yes!

Turn around!

No!

Turn around! Turn around!

Nuh-uh! I'm gonna say this once, and I'm not gonna say it again.

So pay attention!

I am not, I repeat, not going to turn around for any reason ever!

Howdy, Patrick!

Hi, Sandy!

Huh?

My neck!

Happy Valentine's Day, Patrick!

Yay!

Yay!

My valentine!

Hey, is this solid chocolate?

Patrick, no!

Oh, SpongeBob.

You didn't have to give me anything.