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  • You're coming to the farm with me.

  • First item on the agenda is I've got to get the rams back out of the yards and put them back into the holding paddock.

  • Oh, there's one out.

  • So why did you jump out?

  • All right, dad's going to ring the neighbor responsible for the gremlins.

  • And now we need to get him.

  • He ran around the entire yards.

  • He's there now.

  • What the fuck happened here?

  • Who spilt that?

  • Okay, so now we're going to feed sheep.

  • Where's the grain trailer?

  • I found it.

  • I literally drove past it.

  • For fuck's sake.

  • The header has been moved out of the way, so now I've got to put the trailer on.

  • All right, that's on the remotes in the ute.

  • Get this out of the way.

  • Not that it's doing anything.

  • Let's go feed some sheep.

  • All right, got to feed the sheep.

  • Onward.

  • I intend to make three Disney references every video until I go to Disneyland next month.

  • So see if you can spot all three of them in the comments.

  • Now we've got to feed the Marinos.

  • All right, so for some reason, that wouldn't shut.

  • I've just had to shut it there.

  • Anyway, so we've got a nice little trail coming out of the paddy.

  • This makes my life so hard when stuff doesn't work.

  • Cutting again.

  • Why aren't you shutting?

  • Is that shutting?

  • Is it shutting?

  • Is it shutting?

  • This is such a shit fucking system.

  • Why won't you shut?

  • All right, so I'm going to put it in manual, I think.

  • If I pull that out, it should go in manual.

  • I'll need a hammer because it's just, because like everything else, it's not working today.

  • Oh, it's great.

  • Great day today.

  • Couldn't find a hammer, so this is going to have to do.

  • It's still spilling out.

  • Fucking shut now, aren't you?

  • No wonder it doesn't come out, it doesn't fit in the hole.

  • I've got lunch, Marinos.

  • Come and get it while it's still grain and not in the ground.

  • It's incredible how dumb these sheep are.

  • Shut the gate so they don't follow me through.

  • Eat what you've got.

  • You've got so much in there.

  • After a severe headache and tantrum, we managed to shut it again.

  • Goodbye ladies.

  • It's 10 o'clock, you know what time it is.

  • Also, I got new shirts and this one matches my hat.

  • Oh, here we go.

  • Time for some noodles on the road.

  • Alright, last mob to feed.

  • Come, come and eat the scrumptious delights.

  • Come on ladies, the gate is open.

  • Go through it.

  • I've got to go move sheep up the back.

  • I'll just leave this right here next to the workshop.

  • It can be someone else's problem now.

  • Goof, would you like to come and assist?

  • No?

  • So once a week, I have to zoom up the back and move the sheep because we're trying to get the grass down.

  • So, you know, if a fire comes through, we don't all die.

  • So for some reason, this gate's open.

  • Has that got lice?

  • Has that sheep got fucking lice?

  • Oh no.

  • Okay, so after looking at the grass, I'm not going to move them today.

  • They haven't really knocked down much of it.

  • So they can stay there another week.

  • Another benefit of knocking down the grass is the new grass has the ability to actually grow through it if it's been knocked down.

  • Here's a better example.

  • This grass has completely been flattened and there's green grass coming up.

  • Right, so I'm going to have to have a look at this trailer again because no one wants it to be their problem because they've had it up to here with the fucking trailer.

  • I suspect the battery's dead or needs to be charged.

  • We will find out.

  • Alright, so chuck these on.

  • I think it was flat.

  • I think that was the problem.

  • Let's find out.

  • There we go.

  • I don't need no man to fix it.

  • I'll fix it myself.

  • I need a hammer.

  • Now I need a bit of metal to bend the loop thing back out.

  • We'll give it a go.

  • I'm thinking it's too thin though, but we will give it a go.

  • It was indeed not strong enough.

  • We need to find something bigger and thicker.

  • That's what she said.

  • Here we go, we've used that.

  • Nailed it.

  • Alright, now we get to take it back off again.

  • Righto.

  • Until we meet again.

  • Lunchtime.

  • Okay, so now we're moving the nudists down the lane back to their paddock.

  • Alright, these guys are all the way down the other end of the lane for some reason.

  • I'm not sure why they didn't walk themselves up to the end like the others.

  • I've been re-watching Game of Thrones recently and I just got up to the shame episode.

  • Hiding.

  • So now we're going to take my nudists for a walk.

  • Alright, lady.

  • I'm assuming the fat lambs in here are over in those trees.

  • Cause they're not here.

  • Imagine just following the track all the way up.

  • That would just be too hard.

  • Goodbye.

  • I literally could not have timed that better.

  • There is a storm front coming in now.

  • It's starting to rain and the wind is just insane.

  • Okay, so because that storm has come through that rain front

  • I need to move all the shorn lambs into shelter because they've got no self-preservation and they'll just stand there and freeze to death.

  • It has literally gotten so cold I am frozen right now.

  • See, they just go to the fence line and then just stand there.

  • There we go.

  • They're all heading into there now.

  • So they should be alright.

You're coming to the farm with me.

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