Who?

That blonde girl?

She doesn't know what she's talking about.

She went to Wharton and Switzerland.

Yo, yo, look at that.

That girl is working harder than Stephen Hawking trying to put in a pair of cuff links.

Here, let me help you with that.

I don't need any help.

Everyone needs help sometimes.

This isn't what I ordered.

This is Caroline.

She may have gotten your order wrong, but she does get some things right.

Thank you.

No, thank you.

What'd you see in that guy, anyway?

He had these muscle thingies.

Oh, those things?

Yeah, I don't know what those are called, but they make smart girls stupid. Max, I thought your tight ass wasn't coming in tonight and my heart broke in half.

You know what, Oleg?

I needed that.

So, um, I need a roommate if you want to crash.

Not going to lie, the subway's cleaner than your couch.

Well, I just felt myself starting to like you.

Really?

Because I really feel like we could do that one last time.

Come on.

Tomorrow we can go into the city and get the rest of your stuff.

Everything's locked up.

Well, you have nothing that you care about that we can get?

Well, there is one thing.

The weirdest thing is that nobody stopped us.

I'm going to save a fortune keeping him here instead of in the stables.

When did you put this whole horse in my yard thing together?

I can't help it.

I see an opportunity and I make it happen, like with your cupcakes.

Like what with my cupcakes? Ready to open a bake shop, all we need is $250,000 startup money for the real estate and the basic equipment.

Yeah, oh, $250,000, that's all?

Yeah, did freaking Chestnut here kick you in the head while I was in Starbucks?

Hear me out.

If we both work two jobs and made $2,000 a week, we could open a cupcake business in a little over a year.

In the past two days, we've made $387.

And that's a good start.

We can make extra money at other jobs, like publicists, advertising executives, janitors, drug mules.

We really need to work on your self-esteem.

So.