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back any of those because I can't listen to this sober. Max, I have nothing. I really need the cupcake business. I can be different. No, you can't. No, I can't. But I can be better. Please, please, let's do this. I know you have a fair success. You do? Because no one ever believed in your dreams. I believe in your dreams. We have a dream. God, you are so drunk. So you probably won't even remember this. I'm sorry I said that stuff about your father. Did you hear me? Max, are you up? Hey, do you have any more of those poor people chips? What's up, Hangover 3? Why are these up? I thought we were vampires. Here, I took the rest of last night's cupcake money and brought you a coffee and a fresh juice. Which means that after two days in business, we are $23 down from where we were. So we're still building our cupcake business? Sure. All we need is how much? $250,000. Which is awesome. Max, I'm sorry I crossed all those boundaries. It's cool.
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Me and Drunk Caroline worked it all out. In fact, she signed this paper. I, Drunk Caroline, am a... What's that word? Punk-ass hoe. Thanks. I, Drunk Caroline, am a punk-ass hoe. I promised to keep my big mouth shut and replace all of Max's poor people chips. I will no longer meddle in her relation... chips. You laughed about that until you threw up. Oh, and if you're wondering, no, the puke stains will not void this contract. I forgot again that we have a horse. Max, get him out of here. He doesn't know I'm a waitress. Chestnut. He is a champion. He learned that a lot faster than you did.
