I can do six dollars.

Deal.

Oh, you happy?

You haggled a charity.

You're turning goodwill into badwill.

My T-shirt's gone.

It's not here.

I bet it was that Puerto Rican girl who was... who was eyeing it.

Maria, can we call security?

I'm sure one of the cameras must have captured the theft.

Cameras?

What do you think this is, Target?

It's gone, Caroline.

She must have stolen it while I was watching your stupid $5 dance.

I didn't turn my back on the rack.

Why am I under attack?

See, this is why I shop alone.

This is why I eat alone.

This is why I'm leaving alone.

Maria, I'll pay for these.

You don't have to box them.

You can just use tissue paper.

Even as I'm saying this, I know it's not gonna happen.

Hey, chestnut.

Hot as a mother, right?

Better, right?

It's getting hot in here, so hot

So take off all your clothes

I am getting so hot

I'm gonna take my clothes off

You might want to keep your voice down.

This building has three registered sex offenders.

It's getting hot in here

So leave all that Strokes t-shirt drama behind

Come on, it's our night off.

Let's go get drunk in air conditioning.

We won't even have to pay for drinks.

These shots is gonna pay for our drinks.

You are literally a $5 whore right now.

Hey, Johnny.

I thought I told you to keep your dumb, tragic ass out of here.

The only thing that isn't tragic about me is my ass.

And who's the blonde, bony skank?

Oh, dude, she's not in on this.

Oh, I'm so sorry, miss.

Hey, I'm Johnny.

I'm Max's friend.

I'm Caroline.

I'm freaked out.

This is something we do.

To remind us of our families.

Excuse me for a second.

These guys tip more if I high-five them when I talk about chicks.

Vagina!

Yeah!

Wow, girl, your bartender friend is cute.

Look at those arms.

Nice guns.

He's not just a bartender.

This dude is legit.

He's a street artist.

Goes by JPEG.

Well, right now, he's cutting up limes and cleaning glasses.

Well, you're an heiress who's slinging burnt hash and stale t-shirts on the street.

Well, you're an heiress who's slinging burnt hash and stale toast.

Touché.

Touché.

These are from the gentleman with the sweet note.

Nice ass, nice rack.