I think it is Sully.

I think that's a woman.

No, it's a...

Yeah.

Oh, I know what you're doing.

You're testing the limits of my feminism.

And we'll have you know that I am perfectly fine putting my life in the hands of a female pilot.

Hi, folks.

This is your captain.

Oh, thank God.

Mm-hmm.

Our flight time to Turks and Caicos is six hours, 24 minutes.

Fly the tenants.

Prepare for takeoff.

All right.

It's probably time to take that special flying medicine Ronaldo gave us.

What does cuidado mean?

I think it means sleep tight.

Oh, well, cheers.

Cuidado.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

What happened?

Did we land?

Yeah, that stuff is good.

Bad news, folks.

We have had some mechanical issues, and we will need to head back to the gate.

Okay, any time you head back to the gate, that means your flight's not taking off.

All right.

Gather your things.

We're going to need to scramble to find another one.

Okay, Mr. Pritchett, there is a connecting flight through Dallas that leaves in five minutes.

You can catch it if you hurry.

I don't want to go to Dallas.

We're going to Turks and Caicos.

Dallas is just where you make your connection.

I'm sorry.

I'm having a really hard time processing information right now.

We took sleeping pills.

Just make your way over to gate 32.

Okay.

Okay.

Wow.

Wait, why do these say Dallas?

I have no idea.

I'm sorry.

There's been a horrible mistake.

We don't want to go to Dallas.

Okay.

Listen carefully.

You're connecting in Dallas to Turks and Caicos.

You need to be at gate 32 in four minutes.

Do you understand?

Yes.

I'm not an idiot.

Okay.

We have to be at gate four in 32 minutes.

No.

Gate 32.

Write it down.

Okay.

Why is she so angry?

Isn't it obvious?

She's totally into me.

She gave me a mocker.

Makes sense.

All right.

Okay.

I'm going to follow you.

Yeah.

Okay.

Wrong.

I knew it.

Instinct.

Okay.

Yes.

Wait.

No, my bag.

Where?

My bag's gone.

Okay.

It has my passport in it.

Wait.

That guy.

He has my bag.

Excuse me, sir.

Nice try stealing my bag.

I see you've already painted it.

Cam, it's back on your shoulder.

My God.

You are good.

Cam, listen to me.

Listen to me.

Listen to me.

If we're going to have any chance of getting to Dallas and then surviving there, we are going to need hats.

Hats.

Hats.

Excuse me, sir.

Sir.

Sir.

Are you the proprietor of this haberdashery?

Can you point me in the direction of your finest sports caps?

What team?

Gay.

I'm not sure why that's relevant.

Oh.

Okay.

I'll just...

Hey, I have a question for you.

When you're outside the workplace, do you wear hats or does that just kind of make you feel like you're always in the office?

You know what?

I think I am going to get these.

No, Mitchell.

We can't...

Oh, look.

Little girls' hats.

We should get one for Linda.

Who?

Um, our daughter.

Oh, it's Lily.

Oh, I love that name.

Mitchell, why do you have 32 written on your arm?

I have no idea.

Maybe it's some sort of code or maybe it's my age.

Do I look 32 to you?

Tell me the truth.

No, you know what?

Don't.

Well, if we wrote it down, it must be something important.

Hey, we should write down other stuff that seems important so we don't forget.

Yeah, okay.

Um, well...

Hats.

Hats, obviously.

Obviously.

Okay.

Uh, what else?

I feel like there was, um...

A number.

There was a number. 32. 32.

Attention, please.

Passengers Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker.

You're hearing that right.

Yeah.

Please report to gate 32 immediately.

Are we in trouble?

I don't know.

He sounds mad.

He does.

Hey.

No, no, no.

No, no, no, Cam, don't.

Don't you dare.

Don't you dare.

No.

No, I...

It just looks so soft and inviting.

I-I don't think I can go on.

No.

Tell Linda I love her.

You're gonna tell Linda yourself, okay?

I cannot go to Dallas without you.

The portions there are so big.

Oh!

I'm just so tired.

I'm so very tired.

I just need to close my eyes.

Oh!

Knock it off!

Ow!

Okay, you're gonna suck it up.

You're gonna pull your act together, and you're coming with me to gate 3232.

That can't be right.

We're just never gonna make it.

Oh, my God, you're right.

We're gonna die in this airport.

Oh.

This is the final boarding call for flight 224 to Dallas.

Wait, there's still time.

Sir, stop!

Stop, stop, stop.

Stop!

Is there a way that you can take us to gate 32?

32.

Yeah.

I guess.

Okay.

Wow.

Thank you so much.

You are a lifesaver.

Please hurry.

Okay.

We're here.

Thank you.

Okay.

Thank you so much.

Mitch and Cam.

Hi.

Hi.

We're Mitch and Cam.

I'm Mitch.

He's Cam.

Mr. Tucker, Mr. Pritchett, you made it just in time.

Oh, my gosh.

Thank you.

Lucy.

Her name is Lucy.

We're coming home, Lucy.

Sir?

Sir?

What happened?

Are we in Dallas yet?

No, we've left Dallas.

We're in Turks and Caicos.

We need to clean the plane.

What?

Do you remember being in Dallas?

No, we must have slept through it.

You're wearing a cowboy hat.

So are you.

What is this?

I don't think we're supposed to have that.

What?

So it appears I've gotten a piercing.

What?

Mm-hmm.

Murray?

Why does your arm say Murray?

Whose dog is this?

What do you mean whose dog?

You refused to board without him.

I did?

Okay.

Let's go.

I don't remember my bag being this heavy.

Uh-oh.