Stupid brother.

What?

Nothing.

Power left jumbo, on two, on two. Ready?

Break!

She's going for it on fourth down.

What the hell? Hunt!

Statistically, they're better off going for it.

Says who?

My little boy.

That's why everybody punts.

That was just plain foolishness.

Your little boy's a real genius.

Well, actually, he is.

Come on!

Too many men on the field.

Defense.

Replay fourth down.

Thank you, Jesus.

Now, can I send in the punt team?

Coach.

Break!

And they're going for it again.

What the hell? Punt!

Remind me to tell you about the tax refund I got from the IRS.

Let's do it.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Get the 30, the 20, the 10. Touchdown!

Yeah!

I never had any doubt, though. Never had any doubt.

Oh! Booyah!

Okay, Wade, we got the ball back. What do you want to do?

Kill myself?

Come on, buddy. Help me out here.

I can't, George.

I just can't.

Okay. All right.

Steven!

All right, listen up.

We're going to run the ball the rest of the game, okay?

Two hands, nothing fancy.

All right?

Let them pass. Let them turn it over.

All right? Go!

Final score, Medford 6, Tyler 0.

Final score, Medford 6, Tyler 0.

George!

Congratulations.

Thanks, Tom.

Feel like doing this again next week?

What are you saying?

I'm saying you got your job back.

If you want it.

What about Wayne?

What about him?

He's got to be part of the deal.

Don't you have enough to worry about?

He's my friend.

I want him out of my house. He needs a job.

Your call.

Thanks, Tom.

You bet.

Hey!

What?

That's for firing me.

You quit!

Would you teach me how to throw a football?

What?

Why?

I'm trying to get more comfortable with failure.

What makes you think you're going to fail?

The word ball.

Well, I got to warn you, learning to throw isn't something you get right on the first try.

It takes practice.

And just as practice involves setbacks and frustration?

Yeah.

Perfect.

All right, you'll notice that the shape of this thing is more like a missile, right?

Than it is your typical bouncy ball.

The term you're looking for is prolate spheroid.

Wasn't looking for it, but thank you.

Now, what do you think is the most efficient way to get this thing to fly?

Gyroscopic torque.

Spiral.

Bingo!

All right.

Now get your fingers on the laces here.

Why is the surface so bumpy?

It used to be made out of pig bladder.

Well, not anymore.

It helps with the grip.

Okay?

Now, fingers back on it and get your thumb wrapped around.

There you go.

All right, bring your other hand up.

It helps keep her steady.

Bring the ball back to your ear.

And when you're ready to throw, bring your arm down like a tomahawk.

Get that ball spinning.

All right?

And am I correct in assuming that more revolutions will create a parabolic arc that resists external forces?

Sure.

All right, whenever you're ready, let's see if you can reach me.

Let the setbacks and frustration begin.

Good Lord!

Good Lord!

That was incredible.

Yeah, I saw it.

Where are you going?

To hit the showers.

Apparently I'm a jock now.