I'm a scary black cat.

The only person that costume scares is me.

Go change it.

To what?

I don't know.

One of your old costumes. Honey, trust me.

I am sparing you an entire day of guys asking you if you have a rough tongue.

Ew. Yellow.

What the hell is that?

What?

You told me to put on an old costume, not from when you were eight.

Are you trying to get candy or Japanese businessmen?

Change it.

Go. Okay.

Mom, you cannot have a problem with this.

I'm Mother Teresa.

Are you kidding me?

What?

I'm her back when she was hot. I will pay you $10 to go put on more clothes.

Bet it's the first time you ever heard that one.

Okay. You know what?

Here we go.

Let's just cover you up.

Alright.

Now, I just want to run through this really quick with everybody.