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  • This is a cupcake ATM not a real ATM, but I need cash

  • I don't like having my time wasted cupcake bear. I have a flight to tokyo in an hour

  • I need a cupcake with two-thirds dark chocolate batter heavy cream frosting exactly an inch thick sprinkles on one half

  • I would like you to crush exactly three pistachios

  • What's going on what's happening?

  • Uh

  • Here you are ma'am one cupcake fresh from the oven is this some kind of joke

  • What the heck little bro, this is completely unprofessional, okay, let me go see what's going on in the kitchen

  • Where do you think you're going? You can't leave us hanging. I'm losing my mind back here

  • Wait anymore. Whoa, hold up. Okay. Look just calm down and i'll get everyone a cupcake. Let's see. One, two, three eight

  • No, it just ain't even 30

  • Wait, what no, no

  • Come on stop sit down

  • Oh

  • What's going on, uh, just uh, just a minute sir, just having some technical issues

  • Uh

  • Okay, please everyone just call my ass

  • Get the bear

  • Are you okay?

  • Huh

  • Panda brother speak to me what happened too many cupcakes panda step out of it

  • What's going on panda listen, I have a confession to make it was me who broke the laptop my fault me

  • No, I have a confession. It was really me who broke the laptop. I just didn't want to admit it

  • Oh, wait, you mean we both broke the laptop, but how to reach the boss key you

  • Hey girl with the pretty eyes, so that's how that happened

  • What do we do

  • I got it panda. What do these people want more than anything else a cupcake?

  • Not just any cupcake what we need is to make them a giant delicious cupcake

  • Yeah

  • Everybody stop. I know what it is you want and here it is

  • Are we supposed to eat that uh, yeah, it's for all of you

  • It looks kind of uncooked and it's ugly

  • It smells like burnt rubber

  • Thank you, I guess

  • Well, at least we still get paid

  • Yes. Uh-huh. Now all the customers have been given gift cards and an apology. Yes, sir. Okay. Yes, i'll let them know. Okay

  • So, um, when do we get our money checks?

  • By the way, you're fired

  • Oh, I guess we can't fix our laptop yet, man, I don't want to get another job iceberg got paid

  • Whoa, check it out. Look at all this money. Ah, I knew we could do it. Let's go

  • Iceberg has confession to make

  • Ah, good evening madam welcome

  • Yeah

  • Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention, please may I present to you the duchess of matureville chloe grizz

  • What's going on? Why are you guys talking like that? Oh tisk tisk always so modest. Come join us for a tour of your kingdom

  • This collection was a generous gift from mr

  • Rochester at the copy store our fine dining hotels cookie dough

  • Ta-ta and of course, you know our famous house artist joc la panda

  • Salutations fellow adults. Have you met chloe? She's as mature as they get. Oh, I just came here because the flyer said there would be free pizza

  • Chloe is a strong independent woman. Don't you think?

  • Meet chloe. She's very old. Um, hi

  • This is tom. He's an awesome volleyball player and he loves science. This is alissa when she's not serving coffee

  • She's studying to be a doctor. This is pedro. He is so funny

  • Hello

  • Hello, ladies and gentlemen, nice to see you all again and welcome to the grown-up podcast featuring chloe the most mature person on campus

  • Guys, please stop this. I know what you're trying to do, but uh, where's the free pizza again?

  • Uh, okay, let's um go to our musical segment jock. Oui, oui

  • Oh

  • Dude what's going on? I can't turn it off. Hey everyone, please control yourselves. This is a mature party

  • Five second rule

  • Just joking. Hey chloe. Remember it's me amy, you know from earlier at the boba shop. Oh, um, hey, what are you doing here?

  • Hey careful of the art wait, where's chloe?

  • Panda, where's chloe? I thought she was with you. We gotta find her. What are you doing?

  • It's crazy people think it's so cool to be a prodigy

  • Why can't I just be called the awkward korean girl who'll never be tall enough to ride a roller coaster?

  • Ha ha ha. Hey amy. We're thinking of heading out. This place is getting a bit crazy. Oh, hey guys meet chloe. She's in our class. Hi

  • It's too crazy in there, let's go around. Oh, hey, it's chloe. I see her

  • Dude look at all the people she's talking to it. Looks like she made some friends. I'll just call her tell her where we are

  • Hey chloe, come here check this out. Oh coming

  • Well, we did it we threw an awesome party and chloe made some new friends

  • Well, I guess we'll just hang out here for a while. Yep all alone

  • Come on guys sounds like the party's over

  • Whoa, well, everyone's gone including chloe. Let's just start cleaning up

  • Oh

  • Man, I already miss chloe so much. Yeah, it's not gonna be the same around here without her

  • Uh guys, it's like I can still hear her sweet voice

  • Chloe is it really you? Yes. What are you still doing here? Why aren't you with your new friends?

  • I told them we would hang later plus I wanted to help you guys clean. This place is a serious mess

  • So we're still friends, of course. Thank you guys for throwing me this amazing party. You guys are the best

  • Now let's clean up this place so chloe what you gonna do tomorrow, uh

  • Uh, uh camping uh biking a grizzly bear chloe's going to biochemistry at 11 a.m

  • Funny how our dreams come to an end

  • End

  • So I built a wall around my little heart

  • Sometimes things break and they fall apart. But there's one thing that I know

  • Someday someday we will be together again

  • And look into your eyes and say

  • That we were

  • Never meant to be apart

  • If only that moment was now if only that day was today

  • Today

  • Oh, baby, i'm, sorry, baby, can you find it in your car to forgive my soul? I'm, sorry, baby

  • I'm sorry, too. I missed you guys. I was so lonely

  • Lonely

  • Come on, let's go tell panda. We're sorry, too. Oh, baby. I'm, sorry

  • Hmm what the heck I should have been up and running by now

  • Huh, what's happening?

  • Hey

  • Hey, where'd you go? Oh, okay. I'll go around

  • Help someone panda. I see you, buddy. Yeah

  • So close

  • That's it i'm gonna fuck it off can you get me out now

  • You're slipping I can't hold on what's up yo, someone need a hand

  • Panda we're gonna get you out. Huh? It's packing tape. My baby paws are useless

  • Oh, hmm should I buy it? I do want to look cool. Hmm. Hey, okay

  • Ah

  • That was fun, ah, i'm blind. Whoa, you look pretty cool

  • Where are we going?

  • Oh

  • We just got a good box man. Yeah

  • We're next guys to paris

  • Okay, man, get out everyone out

  • Phew I got the message how'd it go for you? Pam? Pam? I hate vampires

  • Ice bear completed mission sort of shushers. I'm, sorry, but you must leave but we did it we shushed him. No

  • Not like this you shush

  • Irresponsibly, I thought you could help but I was wrong wrong to hope but sir, we just tried to

  • We understand

  • Do it mom, I don't care

  • Guys we need your help

  • Shh

  • There's a situation at the theater. Only you three can handle it. It is too late. We have retired to this quiet space

  • Guys, please we're desperate. We need you

  • Okay, here's your full refund manager says thank you for trying

  • Thank you

  • Refund we don't want our change. We want to change the world. We'll do it

  • Who are they this is it don't go in there

  • Oh

  • Please silence

  • It's too late we are doomed the magic of cinema is dead the magic of cinema

  • Oh, that's it. I got an idea

  • Movies why?

  • Movies you ask why are we here in this dark and kind of smelly room with total strangers?

  • We go to the movies to be a part of something together

  • Just think of all the memories we've shared all the times we've spread our imagination wings and allowed ourselves to soar

  • We've opened our arms to new adventures filled with moments that warmed our hearts

  • Moments that are windows to our past and help us shape our future. We are these characters

  • We understand all their imperfections

  • They love like we love

  • There's no telling what mysteries will unfold or who will meet along the way

  • But life is never boring when you go to the movies

  • In conclusion who needs a telescope to look at the stars when the stars shine brighter at the movies

  • Now who's ready to watch a movie?

  • I really thought I had something there

  • You gentlemen did it you've shushed the unshushable. How can we ever repay you?

  • Our reward is that justice has been served. It was our duty as movie watching citizens ice bear refuses praise

  • Please there must be something I can give you

  • Well

  • Let me call you back there's still one thing I need to take care of

  • Hmm

  • Oh, i'm so excited our first day of filming I hope it becomes a cult classic ice bear

  • Ice bear is down here. Wait, did you hear something? I didn't hear anything. We should get going

  • Oh

  • Well, here we are welcome to the movie set boys and everyone you see here is an extra in the movie wow

  • Uh, where are the cameras? Oh, they're hidden everywhere. It'll help with your acting. Wait, what we're acting?

  • Well, we get to be in the movie. Oops. Did I forget to mention that? Oh

  • Hey, no, um, um, could we rehearse our lines first? Not no time

  • Hey quick take your rocks in the pool and remember your characters are in distress

  • Here's your costumes and props put them on and get in your places. Thanks, man. We won't let you down. All right, go get them

  • Oh, man, why is the slide closed scram go swim in chlorine with your eyes open

  • Mailman I have a package for a grizzly bear. Hello anybody here?

  • Whoa. Oh my

  • Package for grizzly bear here. Let me oop. Okay, then

  • Oh

  • Okay guys ready and

  • Attention everyone, can you all focus your attention on the drowning bears, please?

  • Flawless and now to raise the stakes

  • Everyone's playing their parts. So well, those bears are still in the water. Oh, look everyone. It's nom-nom

  • Why are all the extras out of the pool is that special effects

  • Um, I don't know

  • I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know

  • I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know

  • Special effects, uh, that felt real

  • Nom-nom is saving them. He's a hero bears remain calm. I'm gonna get out of the pool, man. There's real sharks

  • What are you doing? Stop?

  • Oh

  • Whoa, what's that?

  • No, no, don't you ruin my video this was my shot let me down

  • Huh, hey look, it's nom-nom and he's being adorable

  • Well, it looks like nom-nom is back re-belongs on the internet bummer we didn't get to be in that movie though

  • Yeah, but at least we weren't eaten alive by sharks true that uh

  • No, no now without further ado, let's welcome the king of the internet

  • Nom-noms already off to a great start, but it might take more than that to defeat the upcoming sneezy sensation

  • Yeah, here it comes. Oh so real so fresh

  • Oh

  • My name is panda I am a panda i'm a panda bear

  • Well, okay panda starting off with something a little unconventional I guess you never know what people find cute these days

  • So i'm gonna dance

  • Hey, what's going on? Why aren't you doing a cute thing? I don't want to be cute. I want to be cool like you

  • Listen man cute is what makes you cool. That's why all these people came to see you. Do you really think i'm cool?

  • Man, you got famous on the internet you got on a talk show. You are the coolest iceberg. Thanks. You're precious

  • Oh, thanks you guys

  • Yes

  • He's done it he's won over the audience could this be the turning point for our sniffly superman

  • Yeah

  • Water

  • Yeah

  • You big dummy you had one job to do you were supposed to lose

  • Oh, no

  • Ew not cute. Oh, no

  • Uh, you guys aren't cute at all i'm out of here wait i'm still cute

  • I can sneeze too. Hey, what?

  • Clap for me so I can win clap for me. Oh, he clapped. He clapped I win

  • I am the cutest

  • There he is, there's a cute little pan pan you did good, bro

  • Thanks, man. Ice bear is still proud of you proud bear. Let's go home

  • Hey, hey cool lean, bro

  • Yes. Yes. It's all mine. Oh get away. Yes. It's all mine. I want it. It's mine. It's mine. Yeah

  • Yeah, you better leave. Oh, yeah

  • I won't let anyone take you

  • What the who's there? Huh?

  • Back again you loser bear. You can't have my trophy. It's mine

  • Uh, what do you think you're doing put me down? Oh my trophy. Why?

  • No, stop

  • Huh brother, thank goodness saucy crab. Ooh, what the where's our brother? Where did he go?

  • Hello brother bro, no brother

  • Where are you?

  • Hello

  • Man it doesn't make sense. It's like he just took off or something. Why would he leave us? We were helping doesn't he want our help?

  • Hey you you were the last one to see our brother. Where did he go?

  • Whoa, maybe someone in there will know

  • Welcome i've been expecting you grizzly and panda. Huh? She knows our names

  • So how can I be of assistance well madam our brother is lost and this little guy was the last one to see him

  • Ah, yes, you wish for me to read the crab's mind. Eh this I can do

  • Uh, okay place the crustacean before us on the crystal ball. What are you gonna do?

  • It smells like ramen powder now give me your hands

  • Spirits connect me to this crab. Let me be one with this creature

  • Ah, yes

  • I see many things I see something white he's covered in fur

  • Beady eyes doesn't say much. That's him. Can you see where he is?

  • He's at the pier he's scared and confused looks like he's walking toward a boat what a boat where's he going?

  • Back to the place where it all started back to his wife

  • Wait, who?

  • He's not a white haired divorced man named estaban estaban

  • No lady, he's a bear who enjoys his refrigerator and cooking fine cuisine

  • I don't think so. That's not what i'm reading. What? Well, I do think so lady. He's our little brother

  • We know everything about him. Then. Why did you lose him? Maybe you guys are just bad brothers

  • What you're on the line lady and this whole thing seems pretty shady to me

  • Maybe it's because she's not a real psychic. Well, how dare you that's not even a real crow and your crystal ball

  • It's really a snow globe. Okay, what am I thinking? That's a real crystal ball. You can't tell me because you don't know

  • So

  • Aha, I know where he is. Come on pan. Let's bounce. We're coming for you, brother

  • Captain crebu he's coming with us

  • We're about to close thank you

  • Look there he is

  • He looks so peaceful

  • Let's go get him. Whoa. Whoa. Hang on. Let him be he's had a long day

  • Comfy okay, if you need anything else, just give me a holler. Oh and look who came to say hi

  • It's stylish crebu with a brand new look

  • Uh

  • I guess you guys could just bond another time. Let me turn on your favorite telly show

  • There you go, bud. Well, if you need anything else, please let us know

  • Sorry one last thing

  • Got it pudding pop, okay. Bye

  • We're getting adopted in no time we need to start dreaming bigger

  • We're gonna get everything we ever wanted

  • Okay, bros, let's suit up all we gotta do is wait

  • That's strange we're the last ones

  • Ah

  • He threw us out he thinks we're trash he thinks we're garbage daddy can show you we are not

  • Please why don't people want us? I don't know man. I guess people can't see how great something is even once we're in front of them

  • It's cold out here, come on guys

  • Hey, man, you got any of those animals from that commercial last night the weird goofy looking ones

  • I'm looking for that cat, you know, his nose is sort of running weren't those guys hilarious. He was so cute

  • I want the funny looking one. Can I get one of those two? Do you have more than one?

  • Do you have any

  • We'll be okay bros, this may be bad, but we still have each other someday i'll find you dream woman

  • Panda you all right. Oh, yeah

  • I can't believe it's you. That's totally them. All right

  • Oh, i'm sure someone would have bought them by now. There they are. Oh, man. I can't believe this is so cute

  • Even cuter in person

  • Good luck brothers. Bye guys. See ya

  • Bye

  • Here you go little buddy

  • Hey new buddy, we're gonna have so much fun catching waves brah. Oh and help yourself to some pizza

  • Oh

  • All right, new buddy welcome to your new home what a new buddy

  • Oh

  • Hey, hi

  • Uh

  • Hey pen pen, wait a sec. Are you still wearing your collar? Oh, yeah, I kind of like it

  • What do you guys think? Uh, it's very sparkly. Thank you. Well, we should probably get moving I guess come on, mr. Sprinkles. Hey

  • So where are we going now? I don't know man, maybe japan we can walk there, right? I think so

  • Oh, hello handsome nothing could stop you you magnificent fool gee, thanks

  • Hey panda, don't mind me just came to see the show. Wait, what show? Uh, you know the thing

  • I heard from a squirrel that told an owl that the wolves are coming by the crib and that they're bringing their whole crew

  • A rumble it's gonna be good. Wait, what? Yeah, man

  • I heard they're bringing their alpha so it'll be you against him and their whole wolf pack too. No charlie

  • You don't understand. I can't fight them. I'm a fraud. What are you talking about big guy? It was all a big mistake

  • I didn't really I I got freaked out and it was just this big accident and

  • Wait a minute accident

  • Oh, uh

  • Oh man, whoa a brick i'm gonna go get your brothers. No, they can't find out I gotta start acting like an older brother

  • So

  • Hey, I got a backup plan, oh great idea

  • It's working you really showed those sleep biters who's boss

  • Oh, no charlie, what do we do now? No, boy

  • What

  • Hey ice bear to the rescue

  • Uh, oh charlie great idea get that trash can over here. Oh, yeah. Okay

  • Take that

  • Oh charlie, we need more stuff to stand on i'm on it. Let the stacking begin

  • They push you back

  • I would be a crime

  • Charlie quick get us more stuff. Oh, the well is dry amigos. Hi spirit thinks we need help

  • Uh

  • We need help chris help i'm coming

  • Chris

  • Oh

  • Good fight

  • Um chris about what happened I just wanted oh man, this is my bad here the glue that keeps us together

  • I can't take that for granted from now on we'll be fair about everything. Thanks, man

  • Ice bear wants to be top bear now

  • Uh, okay

  • I think great should be on top

  • Whew that should do it

  • Huh

  • Stop no, not that one. No, damn it

  • Oh

  • My contacts

  • So

  • We're reporting live at the scene where a bear is seemingly stuck in a tree

  • This may be the most stuck bear we've seen in years and he shows no signs of getting unstuck anytime soon. I'm not stuck

  • Everyone please go home. Don't worry. We'll get you down. Just grab my hand and you'll be okay. I said I wasn't stuck

  • There's nothing to worry about

  • Whew

  • What

  • I'm alive, huh?

  • Oh

  • Go away shoot shoot

  • Oh help, please

  • Ah

  • Whoa that actually hurt less than I thought it would

  • Uh, I found your contacts, oh my gosh give them to me

  • No, delete delete delete delete. Oh, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on

  • Oh you

  • Oh

  • Don't worry son. We'll get you out of there. Just grab my hand and you'll be okay grab my hand

  • Go away. Do not worry. I'm not worried. Just go

  • Don't worry, sir. I got you someone get me a small stretcher

  • So

  • You

This is a cupcake ATM not a real ATM, but I need cash

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