I don't like having my time wasted cupcake bear. I have a flight to tokyo in an hour

I need a cupcake with two-thirds dark chocolate batter heavy cream frosting exactly an inch thick sprinkles on one half

I would like you to crush exactly three pistachios

What's going on what's happening?

Uh

Here you are ma'am one cupcake fresh from the oven is this some kind of joke

What the heck little bro, this is completely unprofessional, okay, let me go see what's going on in the kitchen

Where do you think you're going? You can't leave us hanging. I'm losing my mind back here

Wait anymore. Whoa, hold up. Okay. Look just calm down and i'll get everyone a cupcake. Let's see. One, two, three eight

No, it just ain't even 30

Wait, what no, no

Come on stop sit down

Oh

What's going on, uh, just uh, just a minute sir, just having some technical issues

Uh

Okay, please everyone just call my ass

Get the bear

Are you okay?

Huh

Panda brother speak to me what happened too many cupcakes panda step out of it

What's going on panda listen, I have a confession to make it was me who broke the laptop my fault me

No, I have a confession. It was really me who broke the laptop. I just didn't want to admit it

Oh, wait, you mean we both broke the laptop, but how to reach the boss key you

Hey girl with the pretty eyes, so that's how that happened

What do we do

I got it panda. What do these people want more than anything else a cupcake?

Not just any cupcake what we need is to make them a giant delicious cupcake

Yeah

Everybody stop. I know what it is you want and here it is

Are we supposed to eat that uh, yeah, it's for all of you

It looks kind of uncooked and it's ugly

It smells like burnt rubber

Thank you, I guess

Well, at least we still get paid

Yes. Uh-huh. Now all the customers have been given gift cards and an apology. Yes, sir. Okay. Yes, i'll let them know. Okay

So, um, when do we get our money checks?

By the way, you're fired

Oh, I guess we can't fix our laptop yet, man, I don't want to get another job iceberg got paid

Whoa, check it out. Look at all this money. Ah, I knew we could do it. Let's go

Iceberg has confession to make

Ah, good evening madam welcome

Yeah

Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention, please may I present to you the duchess of matureville chloe grizz

What's going on? Why are you guys talking like that? Oh tisk tisk always so modest. Come join us for a tour of your kingdom

This collection was a generous gift from mr

Rochester at the copy store our fine dining hotels cookie dough

Ta-ta and of course, you know our famous house artist joc la panda

Salutations fellow adults. Have you met chloe? She's as mature as they get. Oh, I just came here because the flyer said there would be free pizza

Chloe is a strong independent woman. Don't you think?

Meet chloe. She's very old. Um, hi

This is tom. He's an awesome volleyball player and he loves science. This is alissa when she's not serving coffee

She's studying to be a doctor. This is pedro. He is so funny

Hello

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, nice to see you all again and welcome to the grown-up podcast featuring chloe the most mature person on campus

Guys, please stop this. I know what you're trying to do, but uh, where's the free pizza again?

Uh, okay, let's um go to our musical segment jock. Oui, oui

Oh

Dude what's going on? I can't turn it off. Hey everyone, please control yourselves. This is a mature party

Five second rule

Just joking. Hey chloe. Remember it's me amy, you know from earlier at the boba shop. Oh, um, hey, what are you doing here?

Hey careful of the art wait, where's chloe?

Panda, where's chloe? I thought she was with you. We gotta find her. What are you doing?

It's crazy people think it's so cool to be a prodigy

Why can't I just be called the awkward korean girl who'll never be tall enough to ride a roller coaster?

Ha ha ha. Hey amy. We're thinking of heading out. This place is getting a bit crazy. Oh, hey guys meet chloe. She's in our class. Hi

It's too crazy in there, let's go around. Oh, hey, it's chloe. I see her

Dude look at all the people she's talking to it. Looks like she made some friends. I'll just call her tell her where we are

Hey chloe, come here check this out. Oh coming

Well, we did it we threw an awesome party and chloe made some new friends

Well, I guess we'll just hang out here for a while. Yep all alone

Come on guys sounds like the party's over

Whoa, well, everyone's gone including chloe. Let's just start cleaning up

Oh

Man, I already miss chloe so much. Yeah, it's not gonna be the same around here without her

Uh guys, it's like I can still hear her sweet voice

Chloe is it really you? Yes. What are you still doing here? Why aren't you with your new friends?

I told them we would hang later plus I wanted to help you guys clean. This place is a serious mess

So we're still friends, of course. Thank you guys for throwing me this amazing party. You guys are the best

Now let's clean up this place so chloe what you gonna do tomorrow, uh

Uh, uh camping uh biking a grizzly bear chloe's going to biochemistry at 11 a.m

Funny how our dreams come to an end

End

So I built a wall around my little heart

Sometimes things break and they fall apart. But there's one thing that I know

Someday someday we will be together again

And look into your eyes and say

That we were

Never meant to be apart

If only that moment was now if only that day was today

Today

Oh, baby, i'm, sorry, baby, can you find it in your car to forgive my soul? I'm, sorry, baby

I'm sorry, too. I missed you guys. I was so lonely

Lonely

Come on, let's go tell panda. We're sorry, too. Oh, baby. I'm, sorry

Hmm what the heck I should have been up and running by now

Huh, what's happening?

Hey

Hey, where'd you go? Oh, okay. I'll go around

Help someone panda. I see you, buddy. Yeah

So close

That's it i'm gonna fuck it off can you get me out now

You're slipping I can't hold on what's up yo, someone need a hand

Panda we're gonna get you out. Huh? It's packing tape. My baby paws are useless

Oh, hmm should I buy it? I do want to look cool. Hmm. Hey, okay

Ah

That was fun, ah, i'm blind. Whoa, you look pretty cool

Where are we going?

Oh

We just got a good box man. Yeah

We're next guys to paris

Okay, man, get out everyone out

Phew I got the message how'd it go for you? Pam? Pam? I hate vampires

Ice bear completed mission sort of shushers. I'm, sorry, but you must leave but we did it we shushed him. No

Not like this you shush

Irresponsibly, I thought you could help but I was wrong wrong to hope but sir, we just tried to

We understand

Do it mom, I don't care

Guys we need your help

Shh

There's a situation at the theater. Only you three can handle it. It is too late. We have retired to this quiet space

Guys, please we're desperate. We need you

Okay, here's your full refund manager says thank you for trying

Thank you

Refund we don't want our change. We want to change the world. We'll do it

Who are they this is it don't go in there

Oh

Please silence

It's too late we are doomed the magic of cinema is dead the magic of cinema

Oh, that's it. I got an idea

Movies why?

Movies you ask why are we here in this dark and kind of smelly room with total strangers?

We go to the movies to be a part of something together

Just think of all the memories we've shared all the times we've spread our imagination wings and allowed ourselves to soar

We've opened our arms to new adventures filled with moments that warmed our hearts

Moments that are windows to our past and help us shape our future. We are these characters

We understand all their imperfections

They love like we love

There's no telling what mysteries will unfold or who will meet along the way

But life is never boring when you go to the movies

In conclusion who needs a telescope to look at the stars when the stars shine brighter at the movies

Now who's ready to watch a movie?

I really thought I had something there

You gentlemen did it you've shushed the unshushable. How can we ever repay you?

Our reward is that justice has been served. It was our duty as movie watching citizens ice bear refuses praise

Please there must be something I can give you

Well

Let me call you back there's still one thing I need to take care of

Hmm

Oh, i'm so excited our first day of filming I hope it becomes a cult classic ice bear

Ice bear is down here. Wait, did you hear something? I didn't hear anything. We should get going

Oh

Well, here we are welcome to the movie set boys and everyone you see here is an extra in the movie wow

Uh, where are the cameras? Oh, they're hidden everywhere. It'll help with your acting. Wait, what we're acting?

Well, we get to be in the movie. Oops. Did I forget to mention that? Oh

Hey, no, um, um, could we rehearse our lines first? Not no time

Hey quick take your rocks in the pool and remember your characters are in distress

Here's your costumes and props put them on and get in your places. Thanks, man. We won't let you down. All right, go get them

Oh, man, why is the slide closed scram go swim in chlorine with your eyes open

Mailman I have a package for a grizzly bear. Hello anybody here?

Whoa. Oh my

Package for grizzly bear here. Let me oop. Okay, then

Oh

Okay guys ready and

Attention everyone, can you all focus your attention on the drowning bears, please?

Flawless and now to raise the stakes

Everyone's playing their parts. So well, those bears are still in the water. Oh, look everyone. It's nom-nom

Why are all the extras out of the pool is that special effects

Um, I don't know

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know

Special effects, uh, that felt real

Nom-nom is saving them. He's a hero bears remain calm. I'm gonna get out of the pool, man. There's real sharks

What are you doing? Stop?

Oh

Whoa, what's that?

No, no, don't you ruin my video this was my shot let me down

Huh, hey look, it's nom-nom and he's being adorable

Well, it looks like nom-nom is back re-belongs on the internet bummer we didn't get to be in that movie though

Yeah, but at least we weren't eaten alive by sharks true that uh

No, no now without further ado, let's welcome the king of the internet

Nom-noms already off to a great start, but it might take more than that to defeat the upcoming sneezy sensation

Yeah, here it comes. Oh so real so fresh

Oh

My name is panda I am a panda i'm a panda bear

Well, okay panda starting off with something a little unconventional I guess you never know what people find cute these days

So i'm gonna dance

Hey, what's going on? Why aren't you doing a cute thing? I don't want to be cute. I want to be cool like you

Listen man cute is what makes you cool. That's why all these people came to see you. Do you really think i'm cool?

Man, you got famous on the internet you got on a talk show. You are the coolest iceberg. Thanks. You're precious

Oh, thanks you guys

Yes

He's done it he's won over the audience could this be the turning point for our sniffly superman

Yeah

Water

Yeah

You big dummy you had one job to do you were supposed to lose

Oh, no

Ew not cute. Oh, no

Uh, you guys aren't cute at all i'm out of here wait i'm still cute

I can sneeze too. Hey, what?

Clap for me so I can win clap for me. Oh, he clapped. He clapped I win

I am the cutest

There he is, there's a cute little pan pan you did good, bro

Thanks, man. Ice bear is still proud of you proud bear. Let's go home

Hey, hey cool lean, bro

Yes. Yes. It's all mine. Oh get away. Yes. It's all mine. I want it. It's mine. It's mine. Yeah

Yeah, you better leave. Oh, yeah