I've just dropped them off at boarding school.

I know all about you.

You've been sent to guardian after guardian, and adversity has always followed.

I'm afraid that you'll have to live in a small tin shack.

Uh, crabs... our shack has crabs.

Our parents were a part of something.

It might be the reason all these terrible things keep happening.

Count Olaf is still looking for us.

Does this seem like a nightmare?

Because that's the effect I was going for.

Who is this man?

That's Count Olaf in disguise.

He's in the middle of a scheme to steal our fortune.

What sane man would disguise himself four times in a row?

We lost our parents in a fire.

We lost our parents as well.

We've seen a lot of things we can't explain, like a spyglass.

Where did you get that?

There's a secret.

We're a part of a mystery and we'll never be free until we figure out what it is.

We have eyes everywhere, and we are always watching.

Aya!

We don't have much time.

I think I've got it.

Open up in there!

No!

Please?

This time, I have no mercy.

I won't be satisfied with just your fortune.

I will obliterate you in the cruelest way imaginable.

The camaraderie at this hospital is really inspiring.

We need to keep moving.

I wish you luck.

I think you're going to need it.

This episode in the lives of the Baudelaires is about to get much, much worse.

How's work, Sonny?

Faster!

You type like a one-year-old.

Yeah.