Good.

LAUGHTER This wasn't the time to tell us anything else.

LAUGHTER She is a wonderful human being.

Yes, all good, all that we can say, yeah.

But you're starting to sound convincing.

The story's going somewhere, which is that she is also deeply competitive.

Right.

And we went to the Tonys, and it was the first sort of award show that I'd ever been to, and I was nominated for this prize.

And I said to Mum, look, in America, everything is bigger.

And the award shows, they're televised, and the Tonys is like a massive deal.

And, you know, when it comes to my award, you know, there will probably be a camera on us, so just, like, when I lose, like, don't go, Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

I was like, you know, OK, and she was like, OK, I've got it.

I was like, no, I mean it, Mum, like, seriously.

And she's like, Eddie, you can trust me.

So the moment it happens, I'm really nervous, and I'm lucky enough to win the award, at which point I leap to my feet, I'm like, so excited, I turn to my Mum, give her, like, a massive hug, and she's like...

LAUGHTER APPLAUSE And, um, bless her, she really took that note to heart.